Sunday, March 30, 2008

Happy Birthday, Anonymous Boxer!

Join me in wishing a happy birthday to one of Infomaniac’s newest readers: Anonymous Boxer from Seattle, Washington, USA.

As you can see in the photo above, she has challenged me in the ring.

We are rivals for the pee-stained cap of Old Knudsen.

Knudsen's cap

I know some of you other bitches want the cap too but it’s rightfully mine.

George Clooney, give me back the cap, bitch!

You can read here how the cap fell into Clooney’s hands.

Anyway, back to the boxing match between me and Boxer.

Have you placed your bets?

I’ll give Boxer a good bitch slapping. Just the way I did here to Celine Dion.

It’s Celine’s birthday today too. Coincidence? I think not!


  1. Is that Celine's orgasm face .I bet she is sitting on Old Knudsens cap

    oh and Woooo Hoooo Firsties

  2. Seattle is a wunnerful place and all the better for having AB there I'm sure! Happy Birthday AB!! :-)

    Maybe you'll get an OK cap shot if y'er lucky....

  3. George looks soooo good in that cap; i'm not sure i can bear to take it off him.


    Happy Birthday AB!

    *pops cork*

  4. You take George Clooneys cap

    I'll take George Clooney


    Happy birthday Boxer!

    oh no fair showing a picture of something so hideous after something so hot.

  5. ya'll are bad asses. i cant punch worth a damn without a bra on. happy birthday to anony boxer!

  6. BEAST: That is Celine after she’s tasted The Beast’s cooking.

    And when is YOUR birthday, Beasty?

    NWT: I’m hoping Boxer will exchange cities with me so I can be closer to the Archie McPhee store.

    BITTERSWEET: That’s quite a trick you do with the cork.

    Time to take that show on the road!

    CYBERPOOF: Clooney and Knudsen have spooned under the stars.

    You mustn’t interfere with their man love.

    SHE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I recognize you from Boxer’s “Red” corner.

    I’ve always wondered how many teats a she-wolf has.

    Can you show us?

  7. Bwahahahahaahaha - They are wearing HEAD GEAR.

    It's not polite to clock the hostess so I'm going to suggest we put down the gloves for one day, join forces and go over and 'jack Old K's Blog until one of us gets the hat.

    Until then, I'm drinking what Bittersweet is pouring (god, I hope it's what I think it is) and say THANKS for the partee.

    and I'm going to spend the rest of the day forgetting that I share ANYTHING with Celine Dion.

  8. BOXER: Dang. I thought we could talk behind your back for a few more hours but you got up early.

    Right then. The gloves are off. Instead, let's put Knudsen and Manuel in the ring. May the most prolific blogger win.

    Maybe you can forget you share a birthday with Celine Dion but can you forget you also share a birthday with M.C. Hammer? Ha!

    Have a great day.

  9. more teats than old K can suck even with his teeth out. grrrrherhahahahaha

    fun blog. im over-dressed though.

  10. Oooo, this here is a funny ass site. Although, along with She, I, too, am a tad overdressed. But then again, I always am. LOVE the Celine photo.

  11. I wasnt born MJ , I accumulated under a rug :-)

  12. oooh and Happy Birthday Celine errr I mean anon Boxer

  13. Why aren't they wearing boxers?

    You're just sour grapes. I'm sure that you and plenty of other gals would love to sit on George's head.

    Sacré bleu!!!
    Céline Dion can sing in tree langwidge, h'inglash da best!
    Which is more dan you can say about anee of de udder Quintuplets.

  14. Catfights....Now there's a way to make a few dollars without upsetting the anti-dog fighting crowd.

  15. SHE: Speaking of teeth out, have you met Knudsen’s old girlfriend, Gobbling Granny?

    MOI: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Why are all Boxer’s friends named after pronouns?…

    e.g. “She” and “Moi”

    BEAST: Your mother should have taken the Dyson to you.

    DONN: What about Stéphane Dion?

    EDDIE: Oh trust you to come out of the woodwork just in time for a bitchfight.

    Good to have you back, ya bastard.

  16. What in the name of Lorena Bobbit is Celine rolling around in her mouth there?

    *sucker punches mj, blames it on the Birthday Girl!*

  17. This hilarious exchange:

    Beast: "I wasn't born, I accumulated under the rug"


    MJ: "Your mother should have taken the Dyson to you"

    are responsible for liquid all over my keyboard...

  18. I've taking this picture - it's too funny to just leave up here.

    Look Moi came too - my friends are so nice..... I hope they forget about this nekkid partee.

  19. Who's who? Please don't hit above the belt!!!

  20. FN: That’s what’s left of Old Knudsen.

    If you dare touch me again, I’ll send the miniature farmers back to your door.

    T-BIRD: Keep your liquid emissions on YOUR keyboard and not all over my blog.

    Honestly, I have to keep Wet Wipes on hand for all of you.

    BOXER: I have brainwashed your friends.

    They will send me cheques and credit card details.

    MYTOES: I’m not above giving her a nipple tweak.

  21. How can either of yous compare to george? please jack my blog maybe something good will get posted.

    Happy 65th boxer.

  22. MANUEL: Has your case of "Chef's Arse" healed up yet?

    If not, Boxer and I will take a cheek each and rub soothing salve into your sugarloaf.

    KNUDSEN: I'll tell you how I compare to George.

    I know all the lyrics to his Aunt Rosemary Clooney's song "Mambo Italiano"...

    Hey goombah, I love a how you dance a rhumbah!

  23. Happy Belated Birthday, AnonboX!

  24. Holy crap? That was Rosemary Clooney?

    She's been the one to tell all the Calabrese do the mabo like=a crazy all this time?

    George Clooney just got even more cooler.