Monday, October 31, 2011

The Morning After the HalloWENIS Party the Night Before

Those of you still in party mode, feel free to carry on…


But some of us are still recuperating…


So if you MUST chit chat here today, please use your “inside” voices.

Sunday, October 30, 2011

HalloWENIS Party!


[thanks to Infomaniac Bitch Michael Guy!]

Join us for our HalloWENIS Party!


Everybody grab a wiener!


Have fun, Bitches!

Happy HalloWENIS!


Friday, October 28, 2011

Coming Soon

*telephone rings*

That’s right, mmmhmmmm.

A Hallowe’en party on Sunday chez Infomaniac.

[photo via Infomaniac Bitch Zenfancy]

What's that?

You haven’t submitted your “Gayest Thing in Your House” photo yet?

*ticks name off invitation list and hangs up*

Filthy Friday – Hallowe’en Edition

Not so much filthy as cute, don’t you think?...


Although not as cute as Normadesmond’s babies.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Couch Potatoes (continued)

It is becoming increasingly obvious that some of you are not paying attention.


See previous post for details.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Couch Potato Bitches

Get OFF the sofa and start snapping photos of THE GAYEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!

Simply email a photograph of the gayest thing in your house to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile.) Include a brief blurb to go along with your photo.

Deadline: Sunday.

Wenis Wednesday

(click to enlarge)

More creative cock photos can be found at High Contrast Cock.

Mistress MJ encourages you to visit!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Miss Mitzi GAYnor!

[via Juice With Junior]

Spill, Bitches.

At least ONE of you MUST own a copy of Mitzi GAYnor’s Razzle Dazzle! The Special Years…

Throw open your closet doors and show us The Gayest Thing in Your House.

Simply email a photograph of the gayest thing in your house to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile.) Include a brief blurb to go along with your photo.

Sometime soon we’ll post all your submissions in ONE BIG GAY POST!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Liberace’s Hot Nuts


If you have a Liberace hot nuts dispenser in YOUR house, you qualify to enter our “The Gayest Thing in Your House” photo event.

Simply email a photograph of the gayest thing in your house to Mistress MJ (email address is in my Blogger Profile.) Include a brief blurb to go along with your photo.

Sometime soon we’ll post all your submissions in ONE BIG GAY POST!

Saturday, October 22, 2011

The Gayest Thing in Your House (continued)

Mistress MJ patiently awaits your photo submissions.

[photo via the Fabulous Thombeau]

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, read the previous post.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

The Gayest Thing in Your House

AyeM8y (Mean Dirty Pirate) in faux Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses

Earlier this week, I asked you what gay products you have in your household.

Much to my surprise, a couple of you (Mr. Cookie and Hayward) actually responded with their own posts to show me their gay products.

Cookie’s gay sunglasses…

Hayward’s big gay refrigerator…

So why don’t we turn this into yet another photographic event?

The rest of you Bitches get snapping and send me a photo of THE GAYEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE.

You have all weekend and all next week to do so.

Note: Apologies for not replying to all comments in previous posts. Guests are on their way (again!) and you know how Mistress MJ dislikes entertaining.

Wenis Wednesday


Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Mr. Cookie’s Neighbourhood

As promised earlier, Infomaniac presents a video featuring our very own MR. COOKIE!

It's part of a series that WOSU-TV is doing on Columbus, Ohio neighborhoods in front of the 2012 Bicentennial of the city.

Cookie (aka Stuart) and his husband are featured in the opening shots in front of Ohio Stadium (approximately 24 seconds into the clip,) they interview Cookie throughout the hour long program, and then the husband, Rocky the dog and Cookie get a family shot at the end of the program!

Columbus, Ohio: University District

Sit back and enjoy the colourful history of Mr. Cookie’s neighbourhood, Bitches!

Can’t get enough of Mr. Cookie, our resident local historian?

You can purchase his books here!

Monday, October 17, 2011

If it’s Gay, it’s Okay


What gay products do you have in your household?

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Infomaniac Grocery Store – Now Hiring

The Infomaniac Grocery Store is now hiring!

Thanks to Infomaniac Bitch HAYWARD for his suggestion, as follows…

Today’s post is ripe with opportunity for the grand opening of an Infomaniac Grocery. Sackers, meat department, someone to handle the Make all the bitches apply and put Norma in charge of cellophane. Mean Dirty Pirate, of course, an expert on rump roast.”

So how about it, Bitches?

Shopping Nekkid

Here we see either Mago or Von LX (who can be sure from that distance?), somewhere in Germany, shopping for cheese (Käse) and sausages (Wurst)…


Friday, October 14, 2011

Is YOUR Wardrobe Ready for the Weekend?

What all the cool Bitches are wearing here on Infomaniac...


Filthy Friday

As usual, click to enlarge...


Thursday, October 13, 2011

Where the Action Is

Thanks to Thombeau for pointing out that Zenfancy posted this...

(click to embiggify)

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Bitches on Budgets

Thanks to the Infomaniac Bitches who submitted helpful hints for bitches on budgets. You can see all your excellent cost-cutting suggestions here in the comments or read this post to view a selection of tips.

MITZI: “Those serve yourself checkouts in supermarkets are a boon. When buying expensive exotic fruit such as dragonfruit and kumquats put them through as onions instead, onions are a lot cheaper, and if you get caught you can always tell em you forgot to bring your glasses out with you”…

AYEM8Y: “New jewelry is found in your butt from tricks fisting you”…

MS. NATIONS: “Line dry”…

AYEM8Y: “Hang out at truck stops for free sex and pocket change”.,,

AJF: “You can use exactly 1/2 the liquid detergent recommended on the bottle and your clothes will be just as clean”…

MS. NATIONS: “Grow your own. Anything. Seriously. You're doing the Earth a favor and your pocketbook too. I cannot stress this one enough, people. Seeds are cheap, and any doofus-even Canadians!- can learn to take viable cuttings and grow them on. 'Producing your own' is the purest form of REVOLUTION, and a great way to 'Fuck the Man.' And it's bareback!!!”...

TB: “If you're a meat eater (tee-hee) buy the family packs and freeze individual servings”…
[illustration via Infomaniac Bitch Thombeau]

MS. NATIONS: “Men will do ANYTHING for a blowjob. Promises of same go a long way. Bills due? Laser treatments starting to add up? Liposuction emergency (MJ?) just pucker your lips and”......

AYEM8Y: “Go to the local hotels between 6 a.m. and 11 a.m. Enter through the side door and have breakfast for free”…

MS. NATIONS: “The Biker and I have been operating in the black, household-wise, for the entire 345 years we've been together doing this: Run a booth at swap meets. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will pay off like doing this. It doesn't even matter what kind of swap meet. Antiques, cars, motorcycles, VW's, plants, household shit, clothes,...seriously…
You pay your $15.00, get in early, set up your sad tiny table full of crap, and there you are before opening, when the real bargains are to be had and the freaky wheelingdealing happens PLUS and you can claim a dealers make the most incredible connections for the goddamndest things and meet the most amazing folks you've never imagineD...and you can party your ass off the whole time. Just buy a tall coffee early on and keep refilling it from that flask you keep in your garter, Mago.”

ROSES: “Save water - shower with a friend. Then collect the water to put on your garden. Particularly useful if you're on a water meter”.

AYEM8Y: “Late at night take a blow torch and steal a parking meter then make a master key and from then on you have an endless supply of change”…

MS. NATIONS: “Make your own spray cleaner: 1/4 cup Dawn, 1tlb rubbing alcohol, the rest water to fill a standard size spray bottle. Cheap, cleans everything, and won't leave streaks on glass!”..

CANADIAN GIRL: “Use whiteout to cover marks on white appliances and white baseboards (skirting to you UKers)”…

PRINCESS: “Make your own toothpaste!
In a small glass jar that has a screw top lid, mix equal parts of
Bicarbonate of soda and Table salt
Add 1-2 drops of pure peppermint oil. (Must be the real thing)
Stir in an amount of liquid glycerine until it forms a paste in consistency.
The ingredients are cheap and will last you a very long time. There are also the benefits of not shoving in your mouth, all those ugly chemicals that you find in commercial toothpastes and have no idea what they are or what they do to your body!”

Excellent lessons in frugality, one and all!

Now that you Bitches have learned some money-saving techniques, you’ll be able to save up and buy Mistress MJ the Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses!

Monday, October 10, 2011

Infomaniac Bitch of the Month

If you’ve been paying attention, you know that we’re celebrating Thanksgiving Day in Canada.

So in thanks for your continued patronage, Mistress MJ wants to feature YOU in an interview right here on Infomaniac.

We are resurrecting a series originally tagged “Infomaniac Interviews” and renaming it “Infomaniac Bitch of the Month.”

The first interview was back in 2008 when Mistress MJ interviewed the late Mutley the Dog.

Time flies and we haven’t since posted another interview.

So each month, starting in January 2012, we’ll celebrate one Infomaniac Bitch by interviewing that individual right here on Infomaniac.

We’ll conduct an up-close-and-personal interview with an Infomaniac Bitch and when the interview is posted, that Bitch will field questions from our readers in the comments box.

Nominate someone you’d like to know more about or tell us if you’d like to be interviewed by Mistress MJ.

Friday, October 07, 2011

Bitch on a Budget

Are you a bitch on a budget?

Looking for ways to save money?

[via Infomaniac Bitch Jason]

Then you’ve come to the right place!

We know that you don’t live under a money tree …

So we want YOU to share YOUR money-saving tips with the rest of us!

Remember that scene in “Pretty Woman” where Julia Roberts' character covers the scuff marks on her boots with a black Sharpie? Well, Mistress MJ taught her that frugalista trick!

Here’s another cost-cutting trend I attempted to start that didn’t go over half as well…drawing your clothing on with a Sharpie...



So what do you Bitches do to make ends meet?

Share your cost-cutting tips with your fellow Infomaniac Bitches in the comments box.

Mistress MJ will publish a special post soon using some of your ideas.

NOTE: You’ve got all weekend to leave comments as it’s the Thanksgiving long weekend here in Canada and Mistress MJ is busy stuffing her piehole with pumpkin products.