Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Infomaniac Bitches: The Early Years

Mistress MJ…


This could be any one of you Bitches!...

[photographs by Frieke Janssens]

Happy Birthday, AyeM8y!

Happy birthday to Mean Dirty Butt Pirate aka AyeM8y aka Mr. Nude Infomaniac aka The Official Penis of Infomaniac aka the Truck Stop Trollop.

Pop over here to wish him a fab day.

Monday, January 30, 2012

Away Today

Mistress MJ is away for the day.


Seek your pleasure elsewhere, Bitches.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Infomaniac Goes to the Movies

Mistress MJ was so impressed with your book suggestions that this week she’s asking for your movie recommendations.


Keeping in mind that Mistress MJ does not care much for action movies, let us know which film(s) you’d recommend, be they contemporary or oldies.

Note: Please include a brief description so Mistress MJ doesn’t wear out her Googling finger.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Muscato's Back!

YOU heard me... Muscato!

Couple of the Month

Our cher ami Deep Blue (Jon) asked for cowboys and by golly he’ll GET cowboys!

Friday, January 27, 2012


Mistress MJ has everything she needs for the weekend here in this state of the art entertainment centre…


Will you be joining me?

Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service


It has come to Mistress MJ’s attention that many of you Bitches are chomping at the bit for a bit of tail.

That’s why the staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured below) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up clients with you, the Infomaniac Bitches.


Simply jot down a few “dating profile” points about yourself in the comments box …

Your interests, sexual preference, what you want in a mate, etc.

If you’re one of the chosen few, we’ll profile you here on Infomaniac and try to match you up with one of our many clients who are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean who are looking for love.

Our dating service is also open to those who are already in relationships but are looking for “a bit on the side.”

Discretion assured!


So don’t just sit there. Call today!

Filthy Friday


Thursday, January 26, 2012

Introducing “The Forgotten Musical!”

Those in the know have visited Thombeau’s recently created blog, The Redundant Variety Hour, celebrating the golden age of television variety shows.

Are you Bitches ready for more fabulosity?

Mae West and Timothy Dalton in “Sextette”

Thombeau has started a sister site featuring song-and-dance extravaganzas of the silver screen.

Visit The Forgotten Musical…Musical Madness from Hollywood to Bollywood...and beyond!

Open Mic Day

It’s Open Mic Day here at Infomaniac.

Step up to the microphone and say whatever is on your mind.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Twat Did You Say?


I said Mistress MJ will return sometime on Thursday with a new post.

Wenis Wednesday – Robbie Burns Day Edition

What better way to mark the birth of Scotland's national poet than with a kilt-lifting?

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Ask Miss Normadesmond

Do YOU have a question for Miss Normadesmond?

She's listening to you using her silver, moonstone-encrusted ear trumpet...


Why Can't We Be Friends?

Humor Blogs

Surely you’re wondering why Mistress MJ spelled “Humour” without the “u.” It is because this post is written by our AMERICAN friend, Ms. First Nations. Listen up, Bitches. Ms. Nations has a request to make of you…

So I just dumped a humor blog I've been reading for the past 4 years. It started out funny. It turned into the whiny ranting of an aging, bitter conservative with shit taste in music. Of course I mean Infoman...Of course I mean the Vest Wirginia Rurf Seport. Not Infomaniac. Heavens no.

Might any of you rubicund, silky, adorable Bitches be able to recommend a new daily humor blog?

One that would better suit my discriminating tastes; i.e racist dead baby nudity, anarcho-syndicalism with robots, drugs, naked sex, tiny cars, naked Socialists, totally naked gardening advice, baby Jesus, armed hipsters, penises, baking, Spirit of '67 skins, rednecks, Harvey Pekar, Nyarlathotep, elderly African-American men playing electric guitars, naked nakedness, leather jackets, motorcycles, Jazz, Electronica, Metal, Blues, naked, smoking cigarettes, drinking whiskey out the neck of the bottle, Brazilian women, and tacos.

Note from Mistress MJ: This clip shows Ms. Nations on a GOOD day …

Monday, January 23, 2012

Musical Interlude

Mistress MJ will return sometime on Tuesday with a proper post.

But for now, Radio Infomaniac is on the air with a catchy instrumental that Mistress MJ enjoys …

Shadows - Juan Trip'

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time again, Bitches!

Time to guess who this nipple belongs to …

We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think this nipple belongs to?

ANSWER: It’s Cookie’s nipple!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Wally’s Party Goes Upscale

After complaining that “It's like the Planet Fabulon Board of Directors found themselves homeless and crashed at MJ's,” Mr. Peenee decided to take matters into his own hands and glam things up a little at Wally's housewarming party


Saturday, January 21, 2012

Designing Wally’s Housewarming Party

As you know, Wally’s moved to the state of Georgia and in a show of good ole southern hospitality, he’s invited all the Infomaniac Bitches ‘round for a housewarming party…


Heels and Hooch

Heels and hooch...

Infomaniac Bitches are ready for the weekend!

Have a good one!

Friday, January 20, 2012

Public Service Announcement #15

See how they talk behind Norma’s back? …


Don’t be that gal.

Wash your damn hands, Bitches.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Filthy Friday

A peek into the Infomaniac Waiting Room...


Thursday, January 19, 2012

A Case of the Vapors


Mistress MJ has demurely toppled onto her fainting chaise with a case of the vapors (and a case of wine) but will return later with Filthy Friday.

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time, Bitches!

Time to guess who these nipples belong to …

We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think these nipples belong to?

Note: Thanks to Princess for coming up with the game title “Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?;” thanks to Thombeau for the photo gallery title, “Tit Bits Gallery” and thanks to Boneman for the rallying cry, “It’s Titty Time!

ANSWER: It’s Kapitano’s nipple!!! That’s right…our birthday boy!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Tit Bits Gallery


Welcome to the Infomaniac Tit Bits Gallery where you may freely ogle the tantalizing titties, the eye-catching areolas, the nubile nipples, the charming chests and the magnificent mammaries of our Infomaniac Bitches.

This gallery will be updated from time to time as new photos are added.

Let’s get started with Yorkshire’s favourite poofs: Tazzy and Piggy.

First up: TAZZY

Tazzy’s nipple appeared the first time we played “Whose Nipple Is It Anyway” back when the game was known as “Guess the Nipple.”

And the late great Piggy

Let's head back overseas to Minneapolis, Minnesota to Miss Normadesmond

Isn’t she something, folks?

Now back across The Pond to England to Kapitano! ...

Returning once again to the good ole' U.S.of A., let's visit Cookie's nipple in Columbus, Ohio...

An exciting new development as we head to Australia to see our first women’s nipple submission…that of Nursemyra!...

And now to Texas where we join LX: “Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer” and "Personal IT Consultant To Mistress MJ." ...

THESE tasty titties belong to Mistress Maddie!...

This gallery will be updated from time to time as new photos are added.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Kapitano's Birthday Stripper

Kapitano's birthday stripper has arrived...

[via Zenfancy]

Party on, Kapi!

And enjoy that haggis.

Happy Birthday, Kapitano!

Kapitano turns 40 today…that’s about 100 in gay years.

So to celebrate, we’ve invited a few friends ‘round …


Monday, January 16, 2012

Welcome, Delurkers!

Let's give a little love to everyone who delurked here on Delurking Day!


Welcome to Grouchy, Mister Masters, and Vato Diablo.

And also to Brian G. who delurked on Saturday.

Cum again, Bitches!

Delurking Day


Today is Delurking Day here on Infomaniac.

We know that some of you have been peering through the keyhole for some time now, watching the goings-on in silence but never leaving a comment.


So all day today, we here at Infomaniac ask you lurkers to come out from hiding in the closet and join us …

Afterall, would it kill ya to comment?

Mistress MJ doesn't bite. Much.

Tell us a little about yourselves, if you like, or tell us why you visit Infomaniac or how you found us. Or just pop in with a “Hello, bitches.” Whatever you please. And there’s no pressure to comment ever again if you wish to remain in the shadows.

Regular Infomaniac Bitches can help make the newbies feel welcome by telling them a little bit about your fabulous selves. After all, you were all new here once too!

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Show Us Yer Nipples

A reminder to send Mistress MJ a photo of your nipple(s)!

And while Marc Bolan’s nipple has your attention…hello? Over HERE!!! Mistress MJ is speaking to you!


YOU send us a photo of your nipples and the rest of us try to guess whose nipples they are.

We need a catchy name for the “Guess the Nipple” game.

So far all I’ve come up with is “Name the Nipple.”

Any other suggestions?