Photo via [Tony]
Adolf Hitler was born on Easter Sunday, April 20, 1889.
But we have more important landmarks to acknowledge this Easter weekend.
Drop by Infomaniac on Saturday to wish a happy birthday to one of our readers.
And be sure to don your best frock and party hat for a big celebration of another kind on Sunday.
My lips are sealed ‘til then.
That Adolf!
ReplyDeleteHe was such a joker wasn't he.
I can't believe you remembered my birthday from last year, I'm so touched or hope to be.
ReplyDeleteI'm rather perturbed by Adolf undoing his flies in that second picture. That lackey in front of him looks like he's going to get an ear-full.
ReplyDeleteIs it Hitler's birthday on Sunday? How old is he - 180? I didn't realise he read Infomaniac from beyond the grave. I bet he sends you e-mails asking you to post more leather and bondage pics.
ReplyDeleteerr . . . happy birthday Adolf?
ReplyDeleteBooooo!!! wheres Filthy Good Friday , I was expecting hot easter egg sex or somethin
ReplyDeleteYes he really liked the carrot
ReplyDeletemaybe not in the way Eva Braun thought at first but they must have managed somehow
SMUNTY: Hitler and “joker” are generally not used in the same sentence but Hitler had a sense of humour.
ReplyDeleteHe would laugh at Eva Braun's lipstick on a serviette and then say, “During wartime lipstick is produced out of dead bodies.”
KNUDSEN: Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Zum Geburtstag viel Glueck.
IVD: Pardon me for laughing but is “undid his flies” a Briticism?
Here we say “undid his fly”…singular.
Are you implying he had multiple penises?
BETTY: Well, Hitler was born on Easter Sunday but in 1889 Easter Sunday fell on April 20th, not March 23rd as it does this year.
You know how the holiday hops around. Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the spring equinox. (Yes, I had to look that up.)
Hitler reads Infomaniac from beyond the grave to see which of you deserve a good spanking.
FROBI: Don’t just say it.
Relive the festivities.
BEAST: It’s Easter.
Show some respect.
CYBERPOOF: Perhaps this poster best sums it up.
Hitler? Who he? Do we know him? Is he a blogger?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it does, although I don't feel like reading it
ReplyDeleteHave you?
It's open his flies!
ReplyDeleteYou Yanks and Yanucks are just too fucking lazy to say anything proper like what we does, innit?
It's Springtime for Hitler!
ReplyDeleteWhat I adore about disparaging Adolf is that you can slander his ass until the second coming and nobody cares. What if he would have been in a wheelchair like FDR?
ReplyDeleteEven during the zenith of the Political Correctness Movement in the 90s you could say whatever you wanted about Hitler.
Hitler is Gold...see even that sounds bad!
Those pictures are fantastic.
Clearly, this is one Playboy Bunny who would've been better off as raw material for key chains.
ReplyDeleteAww, Geoff took my line.
ReplyDeleteBastard.
Happy Filth-less Friday.
I will be roasting an Easter bunny on Sunday in remembrance of Uncle Adolf.
ReplyDeleteHe only had one ball you know. Which explains a lot.
PIGGY: He’s blogging from a bunker in Barnsley.
ReplyDeleteCYPBERPOOF: Have I read the poster? Yes, I have.
Too many words on the poster for you?
SMUNTY: So if you British men have multiple penises (penii?) how many vadges do your women have?
Are you all mutants?
GEOFF: Sing along…
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
DONN: If he’d been in a wheelchair, I would have punctured his tires.
BINGOWINGS: When he appears in the centerfold, where will they put the staples?
BOXER: The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
GARFY: Only one ball yet apparently he had multiple penises.
Sing along….
Hitler has only got one ball,
Göring has two but very small,
Himmler is somewhat sim'lar,
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.
im with beast on this one, were the hitler is our filthy friday!?!?
ReplyDelete*wanders back over to knudsens for something dirty and degrading*
VOICES: Just for you…
ReplyDeletePeeps porn.
Oh voices gets porn
ReplyDeleteThe poor Beast gets nothing
Bah
which lips are sealed? this will give a clue as to who's birthday it is :)
ReplyDeleteBEAST: You get to knead my troublesome right buttock.
ReplyDeleteDAISY: I’ve tamped up all exits and entrances.
Now stop fishing for hints.
I thought it was a cover for a book
ReplyDeleteOh well
I can't always be bothered to read the whole thing. That's why your picture posts are a bit hit
Yes, I have heard other Brits say "undoing his flies". It's just one of those quaint things, like wearing monocles and naming their penises after royalty.
ReplyDeleteI know who's birthday it is!
CYBERPOOF: Would it help if I write in monosyllables from now on?
ReplyDeleteT-BIRD: Which royal member did IVD name his penis after? Probably a Queen!
So you think you know whose birthday it is on Saturday? Then come by and wish him/her a happy one.
Yes, you do that
ReplyDeleteplease, I'm not so smart you know.
I'm stop eating the paste spechul