HouseBoy Uniforms

We here at Infomaniac are pleased to present the Fall/Winter 2016 houseboy uniform collection...








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A Stiff One

I don't know about you Bitches, but I could really use a stiff one...


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While I Was Away...

Our Mr. Device asks, "Did anyone remember to feed and water MJ's houseboys while she's away?"


[thanks to Mr. DeVice at Infomaniac Publishing]

In my absence, the houseboys had to fend for themselves. You can read all about it in "Lord of the Houseboys: a tragic tale of houseboys fending for themselves."

So what have you Bitches been up to? Did I miss anything ... besides you?

Meanwhile, Up In The Attic

Mistress MJ stores her Christmas ornaments and spare houseboys in the attic. Or "loft" as the Brits call it.


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What's in your attic, Bitches?

Houseboys Hoovering

Please lift up your feet and allow the Houseboys to vacuum the carpets...


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Filthy Friday

Yesterday, you witnessed for yourselves how difficult it is for Mistress MJ to find skilled houseboys.

Let's see if they're any better at ironing than at Hoovering...


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As usual, click to enlarge the photo.

Suck It Up

When I asked one of the Houseboys to do the housework and to "suck it up," this is NOT what I meant...


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Houseboy Giveaway

Limited time offer!


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No purchase necessary.

A free houseboy will be given away with every caption entered at Mr. DeVice's FREAKIN' GREEN ELF SHORTS CAPTION COMPETITION.

Posing pouches optional.

Offer void where prohibited.

Click here to enter.

Meanwhile, Back in the Infomaniac Waiting Room...

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Note: Some assemblage required.

Cross-Border Shopping

Mistress MJ is on a houseboy mission in La Belle Province and will return in a day or two.

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Domestic Dilemma

Mistress MJ is well aware that you're anxiously waiting to see everyone's gardening photos.

They WILL be posted later this week but in the meantime, Mistress MJ is having trouble with The Help...

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My question is this...

How do YOU keep your houseboys under control?

HouseBoy: The Board Game

Thanks to Inexplicable DeVice for bringing a new board game to our attention.

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The following is a loose description (taken from here) of HouseBoy: The Board Game...

“You and the other players are “house boys” in the home of the gay, wealthy, and elderly Jonathan Glamcock, who is in his last days. Your goal is to suck up to Jonathan by doing chores around the house in hopes of winning his good favor (and, in the end, his fortune)– but you can’t resist boinking the other boys as well, despite the cameras all around the house spying on you.”

From the publisher: “The best player is the one that gets the most action with the other house boys while keeping a façade of faithfulness to Jonathan by doing the most chores and thereby winning his entire fortune.”

We ask you now to adjourn to the Infomaniac Games Room to test out the game and give us your version of what happens.

Accessorize Your Houseboy

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Collar and cuffs sold separately.

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel

The houseboys hear of a sale and rush out to do a little last minute shopping…

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We know you want a pair too...

A Queer Household

Mistress MJ is auditioning new houseboys…

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Occasionally we hire women as well if they understand the house rules…

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Is there anything else that “the help” should know?

Pride Weekend, Continued

Unable to comfortably take more than five inches (of heel), Mistress MJ loses the rainbow slippers and hitches up the houseboys for a ride home…


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New Year's Eve Preparations

As you can see, it's all Mistress MJ can do to control the hijinks chez Infomaniac at this celebratory time of year …



As she is run ragged at the moment, there will be no new post ‘til Thursday.

Gifts for Gays

‘Tis the season to shop for the Houseboys’ gifts.

Not that they deserve it.

Every time Mistress MJ’s back is turned, they’re up to their usual hijinks …





Nonetheless, we can’t bear to see their disappointed angelic faces under the Christmas tree if Santa doesn’t come.

So help a bitch out.

98 per cent of the Houseboys are as queer as queer can be.

I haven’t a clue what to get them for Christmas this year.

Lord knows they have every Madonna CD.

And no one needs another rainbow key fob or leather daddy teddy bear.




What great gay gifts can you suggest?

And what are you getting the gays in your life?

UPDATE:

Mistress MJ loves this gift suggestion from Felix in Hollywood …

Housekeeping Houseboys

Mistress MJ hasn’t had time to supervise the houseboys and as a result, the housework isn’t being done properly.

Honestly, is this any way to polish the furniture? …


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Do you have any novel ways of doing your housework?

Hallowe’en Houseboys

While Mistress MJ was out trick or treating, it appears that the Houseboys were up to their usual hijinks …


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We would like to thank Jill (who was peeking through the keyhole) for informing us that the Houseboys were experimenting with their new toy: Count Cockula …