Gimme Keef

Mistress MJ is spending the next couple of days curled up with Keef…

Yes, the rumour that Keef snorted his father’s ashes is true.

I’m also looking forward to the release of the audiobook as read by Johnny Depp.

See you when I resurface, bitches.

If you need something to do in the meantime, why not visit The Hair Hall of Fame?

Created by our own Ask the Cool Cookie, it’s the place to go for all your hair and beauty needs.

Ask for an appointment with Mistress MJ or one of our other fine beauticians. But not AyeM8y as he’ll burn your scalp and steal from your handbag.

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Keith Richards Update

Keith Richards sheepishly admitted that the ‘coconut tree’ he fell out of was actually “Just a little tree. You wouldn’t believe it if you saw it.”

Keef went on to say, “It certainly was not a coconut tree.” He gestured that the plant was barely knee high. "I've recovered ... I can't wait to get back on the stage.”

The Keith Richards Vodka Cure

According to The Sun, friends are smuggling miniature bottles of vodka into the hospital where Keith Richards is being treated for a brain hemorrhage.

Keef kicked the booze and fags for a few days following his fall from a coconut tree. “But then he started feeling really rough and withdrawn so he decided to get straight back on it with vodka miniatures.”

Once, when asked how he keeps fit, Keith responded, “Passing the vodka bottle. And playing the guitar.”

Keith Richards to Undergo Brain Surgery

In what is rapidly becoming the “Keith Richards Blog,” Infomaniac reports that our Keef suffered a brain hemorrhage in his fall from a coconut tree.

Keef must undergo an operation in which surgeons will drill a hole in his skull to drain blood from his brain.

I wonder if Keith will be wearing a skull scarf post-surgery.

Keith Richards Crashes Jet Ski

From palm tree to jet ski.

Keith Richards aka the “Human Chemical Laboratory” followed up his fall out of a coconut tree by crashing a jet ski.

Is our Keef is looking for ways to get a bigger bang out of the Rolling Stones Bigger Bang Tour?

Keith Richards Falls Out of Coconut Tree

Caution: Beware of falling Stones


The BBC reports that Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree in Fiji and has been hospitalized.

No word on what he was doing up a coconut tree. Presumably looking for his nuts.

Keith Richards

Keef


“He’s the only dirty man I know who doesn’t smell.”
(Ron Wood, on Keith Richards)



Update: This pic is for First Nations who commented that there are no bad photos of Keef.