Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Changed Man Bikini

The design is based on our currently best selling vagina-style suit, the Changed Man. We now offer it in bikini form. It has the same amazing front pouch lets any man touch his feminine side by creating a virtual pussy out of his cock. The look is so compelling that when the Changed Man G-string was introduced it was not only the best selling fem-style suit, but quickly became our best selling design which just blew us away. Guess there are more open minded men and women than we gave credit. The Change Man Bikini allows you the freedom to wear a moderate full back bikini and still have your beautiful lips exposed. Simply magnificent.

Only $36.00! Available here and through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Honk if You Love Wenis Wednesdays!


Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Test Post

Please stand by.

This is just a test.

Norma's Babies

Stop what you're doing and visit Norma's babies!

As you scroll down the page, prepare yourself for cute overload!!!

(With the exception of Zsa Zsa, of course.)

Twat Tuesday

As you can see, I still have my feet up…


Beast would call me a “lazy baggage” but I like to think of it as recharging my batteries.

So I’m asking you to do the work on this blog AGAIN.

Tell me what’s new in your world.

And don’t worry…despite my lassitude, there will be a Wenis Wednesday.

Monday, August 29, 2011

It's All About YOU

It’s no secret that this blog is all about you, Bitches, but there are times when Mistress MJ needs to kick back and let you do some of the work around here…


With that in mind, here’s your assignment over the next couple of days…

In the comments box, tell us a little about yourself, where you’re located, and what your blog is all about.

Mistress MJ’s secretary will be taking copious notes and filing them away for a future post.

You don’t need to know anything more about this for now.

Just DO it, Bitches!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Farewell, Jack

Once in a blue moon, a politician comes along who lights up a nation.

That bright light was Canada’s Opposition Leader, Jack Layton who died on Monday, August 22nd.

Canadian citizens of ALL political persuasions have been mourning his loss AND celebrating his life over the past week.


Jack's legacy included action against homelessness, protecting the environment, social equality, gay and lesbian rights, HIV/AIDS awareness, the White Ribbon campaign to end violence against women…and so much more.

Committed to lesbian, gay, bisexual and trans-identified (LGBT) issues, Jack appeared in Gay Pride parades long before it was fashionable for politicians to do so…

Jack played an instrumental role in legalizing same-sex marriage in Canada in 2005. A brief timeline of Layton’s contributions to the fight for gay and lesbian rights can be found here.

Jack wrote the following words as part of a farewell letter to Canadians

My friends, love is better than anger.
Hope is better than fear.
Optimism is better than despair.
So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic.
And we’ll change the world.


Friday, August 26, 2011

The Big Blow

To all our coastal Infomaniac Bitches…

Stay safe and out of Hurricane Irene’s path.

And remember…

There’s always room for you with Mistress MJ on board the good ship Infomaniac…

BRIGITTE BOISJOLI - Fruits défendus

Radio Infomaniac presents Quebec’s Brigitte Boisjoli singing Fruits défendus (Forbidden Fruit.)

You don’t need to understand French to dance along with this tune!…

NOTE: From time to time, Mistress MJ will be spinning her favourite tunes from her own personal jukebox. I’ll spin the tunes that shake me, make me, break me or take me. We know that you may not have time to spend on a video clip, so feel free to move along during these broadcasts. Furthermore, Mistress MJ’s musical tastes range from Stravinsky to The Supremes; so Radio Infomaniac may not be your cup of tea. These posts are primarily for the entertainment of Mistress MJ and serve as a permanent record of faves (YouTube and Blogger willing, that is…ha!) If you wish to stay and enjoy, that’s icing on the CAKE!

Filthy Friday


Come on, say it with me...


Thursday, August 25, 2011

Hello Sailor!

Ahoy, Bitches!

It’s Sailor Day here on Infomaniac.





Infomaniac Bitches welcoming the fleet…
(Mitzi, far left with tits out. I don't recognize the arse ends of the rest of you but you certainly look keen.)

Wednesday, August 24, 2011


You bitches seem to have forgotten my request for Peggy Guggenheim sunglasses.

I’ll settle for these until you send me your credit card details for the Guggenheim glasses…


And throw in those earrings too while you’re at it.

Wenis Wednesday

Monday, August 22, 2011

Cheap Thrills

Mistress MJ gets her thrills on the spin cycle…


How do you get yours?

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Triple Nipple

Recently, a young woman made medical history when a third nipple was discovered on her foot …

News item here.

Supernumerary nipples (third nipples or accessory nipples) are usually found above the waist rather than below it.

Celebrities sporting supernumerary nipples include Mark Wahlberg, Carrie Underwood, Tilda Swinton, and Lily Allen seen here proudly showing off her triple nipple…

Do any of you Bitches have a third nipple?

Or an extra body part of any sort?

Do you hide it away or use it as an ice breaker at parties?

If you don’t have an extra nipple, would you like to have one?

Or some other extra body part, perhaps?

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Infomaniac Bitches 'R' Us


Let the good times roll, Bitches!



Are you ready for the weekend, Bitches?

Friday, August 19, 2011

Filthy Friday

(Click the pic. You KNOW you WANT to!)

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Blog Stench


Due to an unusual odour emanating from this blog, Infomaniac is closed today.

All Infomaniac Bitches who wish to stay will be fitted with gas masks…

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Mrs. Smith-Standish’s Secret Lady Place

Recently we met Mrs. Edwin (Martha) Smith-Standish of Shaker Heights, Ohio.

Join Martha once again here as she reports on her semi-annual vaginal examination.

Testicle Tuesday


Monday, August 15, 2011

Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer

Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer
Those days of soda and pretzels and beer
Roll out those lazy, hazy, crazy days of summer
You'll wish that summer could always be here

Sing along here.







Saturday, August 13, 2011

Pink Balls

Think pink, Bitches!

Mistress MJ had the pleasure of gazing up into pink balls this summer.

Photos by MJ, Infomaniac. Click on the pics to enlarge.

Les Boules Roses (The Pink Balls) form a canopy of 170,000 pink resin balls suspended over the Sainte-Catherine Street pedestrian zone in Montréal’s Gay Village.

Designed by landscape architect Claude Cormier, the balls are part of the annual Aires Libres event and are on display until September 12, 2011.

You never know WHAT you’ll find in the Gay Village!

I was so busy looking up that I nearly missed this…

Photo by MJ, Infomaniac

Friday, August 12, 2011

Meet Mrs. Smith-Standish

You are cordially invited to drop in on Mrs. Edwin (Martha) Smith-Standish of Shaker Heights, Ohio.

Tell her that Mistress MJ sent you.

Filthy Friday

(Click to enlarge!)

Thursday, August 11, 2011

MistressMobile Update

Following months of test-driving applicants for the new MistressMobile, we are pleased to announce a successful candidate.

Beast (seen above undergoing training by Mistress MJ and Miss Scarlet) is the new MistressMobile.

Note: Mistress MJ regrets that she cannot spend much time on commenting, visiting blogs, etc., for the rest of the week (training Beast takes up most of her time!) but she will pop in and out when time permits.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wenis Wednesday Meets WTF Wednesday


Note: I’d rather be blogging! Mistress MJ regrets that she cannot spend much time on commenting, visiting blogs, etc., for the rest of the week but will pop in and out when time permits.