Happy Hanukkah

Hanukkah/Chanukah begins Tuesday, December 12th at sunset and continues through Wednesday, December 20.


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This evening, light one candle on your menorah.

Happy Hanukkah to our 3.5 Jewish Infomaniac Bitches!

The Hounds of Hanukkah

To Infomaniac's 3.5 Jewish Bitches, we wish you a happy Hanukkah/Chanukah ...

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Eastover Greetings

Here at Infomaniac, we combine Passover (for our 3.5 Jewish Bitches) with Easter, thus creating EASTOVER...



Jewish Bitches: Remember to burn your chametz.

But be careful!

Happy Hanukkah/Chanukah!

To Infomaniac's 3.5 Jewish Bitches, we wish you a happy Hanukkah/Chanukah (choose your favourite spelling ... apparently there are at least 16 ways to spell it.)

Whatever spelling you choose, it begins tonight at sunset so let's light the menorah, shall we?...



Okay, so the Infomaniac menorah has more than seven branches. What does a shiksa know of Jewish traditions?

In any case, you'll need this to stub out your fag ends...



Shalom, Bitches!

Shofar, So Good

Mistress MJ can really get behind a holiday that includes honey cake, exotic fruits and blowing the shofar…



Rosh Hashanah begins at sundown.

Happy New Year to Infomaniac's Jewish Bitches!

Happy Easter, Bitches!

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And “Chag Sameach” to our Jewish readers!

While the rest of us are enjoying our Easter egg hunt, we hope you’ll enjoy a pleasant day playing with these finger puppets…

Blood, Frogs, Gnats, Wild Animals, Pestilence, Boils, Hail, Locusts, Darkness, and the Angel of Death ... aka The Ten Plagues.

Passover

Happy Passover to our Jewish Infomaniac Bitches.

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If it doesn’t involve a first course of ham followed by chocolate Easter eggs, this shiksa (Mistress MJ, that is) has no clue how to progress with a 15 step Passover Seder.

But look…there’s wine!!!

Crocs Menorah

Yes, that’s right.

A Crocs Menorah …


(click to enlarge if the sight of a thousand Crocs doesn't nauseate you)


1,000 pairs of Crocs were collected to form the world’s first Crocs Menorah which was lit for Chanukah /Hanukkah.
*waits for one of Infomaniac's token Jews to determine correct spelling of this holiday*

Unfortunately, the Crocs themselves were not lit aflame and burned in a Crocs bonfire.

As you know, Mistress MJ detests Crocs and is holding the entire Jewish population responsible for this abomination.

This shiksa must now lie down in a darkened room with a cold compress.