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Showing posts with label Scots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Scots. Show all posts
Thursday, April 06, 2017
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
100% Scottish
On Thursday, Scottish voters will flock to the polls to answer "yes" or "no" to this question: Should Scotland be an independent country?
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If Scotland votes "Yes," the United Kingdom will split and the Scots will go their own way.
A Brit who ordered a bucket of KFC, pulled out this piece of chicken (pictured below,) and declared that it looks like a map of England and Wales without Scotland...
They say that breaking up is hard to do...
Are you 100% Scottish? Take this quiz to find out.
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If Scotland votes "Yes," the United Kingdom will split and the Scots will go their own way.
A Brit who ordered a bucket of KFC, pulled out this piece of chicken (pictured below,) and declared that it looks like a map of England and Wales without Scotland...
They say that breaking up is hard to do...
Are you 100% Scottish? Take this quiz to find out.
Wednesday, August 07, 2013
Kilt Inspection
Readers of LX's blog have been told that LX is supposedly taking a wee holiday in Scotland this week.
What you don't know is that Mistress MJ has dispatched Agent "MacLX" to Scotland to research the answer to the question, "What do Scots wear under their kilts?"
Agent MacLX has completed his task and submitted THESE revealing photos to share with you...
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Thank you (thenk ye!) intrepid Agent MacLX, for taking on this daunting research assignment.
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Friday, April 27, 2007
A Briton Walks Into a Pub
How do you tell an Englishman from a Scotsman from a Welshman from an Irishman?
No, this isn't a joke.
Who's who?
In yet another attempt to enlighten this ignorant Canuck, I'm asking you citizens of the British Isles (and Kav) if you can tell who's who just by looking at each other. How do you tell each other apart? Can you look at a Scot and know he’s/she’s a Scot on sight? Or English? Or Welsh? Or Irish?
Your nationalities are obvious when you open your big gobs to speak but what about physical appearance? Facial features? Mannerisms? Style of dress?
As for the Canucks and Americans, can WE tell each other apart by appearance?
All Canadians look like this. Wearing “toques” (knitted winter hats) on our heads and equipped with a case of “two-four.” A “two-four” is a box of 24 beer bottles, dontcha know.
And what about regional differences?
Typical Yorkshireman?
Does a Yorkshireman look different than someone from Dorset, for example?
Dorset Mong. Don’t let the cap tell you otherwise.
Over to you, bitches.
No, this isn't a joke.
Who's who?
In yet another attempt to enlighten this ignorant Canuck, I'm asking you citizens of the British Isles (and Kav) if you can tell who's who just by looking at each other. How do you tell each other apart? Can you look at a Scot and know he’s/she’s a Scot on sight? Or English? Or Welsh? Or Irish?
Your nationalities are obvious when you open your big gobs to speak but what about physical appearance? Facial features? Mannerisms? Style of dress?
As for the Canucks and Americans, can WE tell each other apart by appearance?
All Canadians look like this. Wearing “toques” (knitted winter hats) on our heads and equipped with a case of “two-four.” A “two-four” is a box of 24 beer bottles, dontcha know.
And what about regional differences?
Typical Yorkshireman?
Does a Yorkshireman look different than someone from Dorset, for example?
Dorset Mong. Don’t let the cap tell you otherwise.
Over to you, bitches.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Stinky Scot Barred for Breaking Wind
Stewart Laidlaw was banned from his local for passing foul flatulence.
Regulars at Thirsty Kirsty’s in Dunfermline, Fife, were fed up with Laidlaw’s fetid farts.
Laidlaw blames the new smoking laws for his expulsion.
"No one could smell anything when the pub was full of cigarette smoke,” said Laidlaw.
Pub landlord John Thow countered with, "He revels in this and does it all the time and it's absolutely foul, it would make you sick. Since the smoking ban he's made a career out of this. He has been warned and asked politely to stop it on many occasions…. when he drops one he'll shout and wave his arms so everyone can smell it."
Laidlaw has been served “last odours.”
News item here.
Monday, February 05, 2007
Filthy Scots
Scottish people have been hailed as the dirtiest in the UK, according to a new study.
Thus taking the pressure off the Filthy Irish, for now.
TOP 10 DIRTIEST CITIES
Aberdeen
Edinburgh
Glasgow
Southampton
Bristol
Cardiff
Leeds
Leicester
Cambridge
Manchester
TOP 10 CITIES WITH THE DIRTIEST HAIR
Coventry
Cardiff
Belfast
Nottingham
Plymouth
Glasgow
Liverpool
Leicester
Birmingham
London
Unidentified Filthy Scot
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Friday, May 26, 2006
Documenting Sam: a Sam Robertson Fanblog
Hot Scot
Created by the lovely and talented Chelly, Documenting Sam seeks to chronicle the career of Sam Robertson, the Scottish actor/model celebrated for his role as "Adam Barlow" on the popular UK soap Coronation Street.
Sam was named by The Daily Record as one of Scotland's Hot 100 Hottest Scots.
Canadian Corrie fans, please note that the Documenting Sam blog contains spoilers.
You Brits have the green light to click away. Enjoy.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
How Scottish Are You?
The aim of the game “How Scottish Are You?” is to match six avatars representing various parts of Scotland to the correct parts of a map.
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