Saturday, March 29, 2008

Gone Shopping



Is there anything I can get for you while I’m out?

28 comments:

  1. Yeay, firsties again!

    Coffee
    Cornflakes
    B&Q's equivalent of 'No More Nails', I think it's called, 'I Can't Believe It's Not No More Nails'.
    Condoms for the smaller gentlemen. I think they're called, 'Mates, But Not For Long'.

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  2. An outfit just like the one you are wearing would be great! Thanks.

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  3. Oh, and could you also get a present for Eric Idle? I want to ask him for Michael Palin's number, and want to sweeten the deal.

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  4. something small but very expensive.....I am thinking Prada or Gucci maybe ???

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  5. A pair of sparkly stilettos would be fabulous MJ, thanks!

    Or should I say Britney, when you go out without pants

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  6. TICKERS: No More Nails?

    What is that?

    Are you doing a DIY project or having a manicure?

    T-BIRD: Eric wants Dame Edna’s phone number in exchange.

    MARKY: Try looking up your arse.

    You’ll find you already have a pair.

    BEAST: Do Prada or Gucci make stain remover?

    CYBERPOOF: Did you break a heel in the annual Stiletto Run?

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  7. If you're going to the pound shop can you get me one of those furry toilet roll covers.
    I'm feeling kitsch today.

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  8. KAZ: The pound shop?

    Over here we call it the Dollar Store or the Loonie Bin.

    Will this do?

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  9. I'm going to need food supplies for me and the doggie, interracial porn, lube, antifreeze for the car and revlon's "cherries in the snow"

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  10. Tamara Ruben, 25, from the town of Veenendaal, claimed first prize in the 380-yard race, running so smoothly you might think she was wearing sneakers.


    Asked how she would spend the money, she said: "Anything but high heels."


    -She should be ashamed!

    I need dishwashing soap too, could you pick me up some of that please?

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  11. QUCIFER: Cherries?

    To replace your busted one?

    CYBERPOOF: I'm sure YOU can run backwards in stilettos.

    BOXER: Coffee:

    Check Inner Voices' enema bag from yesterday for leftovers.

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  12. BOXER: I meant coffee with a question mark.

    I should take my own advice and use the "preview" button.

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  13. You spoil me - can I have the Taz version as well?

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  14. MJ: I meant FRESH coffee with an exclaimation mark.

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  15. Before you run out, I thought you might like to know that there seems to be a run in your stocking! Don't want you to look less than ladylike while out doing errands...

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  16. one wonders whether you would get back in one piece, so attired.

    chocolate, please!

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  17. Of course I can. Are you kidding me?

    Did you enjoy your strut down the high street?

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  18. Could you get me a man from the supermarket? Don't look at me like that - everyone knows the place to pick up a man is between the hobnobs and the instant coffee.

    Though I prefer mine rich, dark and steaming.

    Yes I am talking about the coffee.

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  19. 20 fags, er sorry I mean cigarettes.

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  20. Dame Edna's number? Consider it done, Possum!

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  21. eggs! eggs, please! I love eggs! OH, eggs! eggs, eggs, eggs! boiled, fried or scrambled! I love eggs! hurry! oh, hurry, I need eggs! im HONGRY!

    barring that, some gouda. i wouldn't want you to strain anything.

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  22. KAZ: That would be a teddy bear you’re looking for.

    BOXER: Picky.

    BINGOWINGS: Sing along with me and Cole Porter…

    In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
    was looked on as something shocking,
    Now heaven knows,
    anything goes.

    BITTERSWEET: I have just the thing for you…

    Chocolate body paint.

    CYBERPOOF: It was a long strut looking for your stilettos but I don’t know your size so you’re out of luck this time.

    KAPI & KNUDSEN: I think I can fill both your orders at the same shop.

    T-BIRD: Ta. She’s a glittering gigastar.

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  23. FN: Hasn't that eggman come yet?

    The eggman! The eggman!

    l'll always need--want eggs,
    always and always and always.

    Miss FN, as long
    as there are chicken layin'...

    and truck drivin',
    and my feet walkin'...

    you can be sure...

    that l will bring you
    the finest of the fine...

    the largest of the large,
    and the whitest of the white.

    In other words...

    that thin-shelled ovum
    of the domestic fowl...

    will never be safe...

    as long as there
    are chicken layin'...

    and l'm alive
    because l am your eggman...

    and there ain't
    a better one in town.

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  24. Coffee, danish, polish and a thong for you.

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  25. MYTOES: You want me to pick up a Dane and a Pole for you?

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  26. Sounds good. You've already got the good buns!

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