Thursday, December 31, 2015

The Infomaniac New Year's Eve Party

Welcome to the Infomaniac New Year's Eve Party!

Norma, our Official Greeter, wants to know if you want paper or plastic: cups, that is...


Mr. Peenee is ready for whatever (or whomever) the night may bring...


Is LX looking for his prize or his "friend?"...


An Infomaniac New Year's party is an INTERNATIONAL event. Our British friends, Mr. DeVice, Jon, Miss Scarlet and  Mitzi are holding up the bar...

Herr Mago's flown in from Germany for the occasion...

Princess's New Year starts HOURS before ours. By the time it's 8:00 a.m. EST over here in my part of Canada, the bells will be ringing in the New Year in Prinny's part of Australia. She's got a head start on drinking! And as you can see, Prinny's taken a break from sewing to join us. ..

[Thanks for the photo, Mitzi!]

Huggy Jon from Québec, here in Canada, will be late to the party as he took a wrong turn at Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!...

Now let's look in on our American guests.

Cookie (far left) with his husband and someone they "picked up" at the party...


You can count on THESE Bitches for the gossip! Left to right: Mistress Maddie, an unidentified party crasher in background, Muscato in white hat, Jason, and Wally...


If you weren't pictured anywhere in this party, it's because we know you've headed down to The Oubliette...a dark hole if ever there was one, and I've left my flashbulbs in the attic...

[via Zenfancy]

Be sure to help yourselves to CAKE. Because December 31st is Miss Savannah's birthday!


Monday, December 28, 2015

Party Prep

Norma and I are prepping for the Infomaniac New Year's Eve Party...


See you back here on Thursday, if all goes according to plan.

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Boxing Day

It's Boxing Day here in Canada; a public holiday that takes place annually on December 26th.


Just do what it says on the box (in the photo, above) Bitches.

Friday, December 25, 2015

Filthy Friday - Christmas Edition

Now it is time for The Mistress to don her Mistletoe Belt Buckle ... an Infomaniac annual tradition.

A Happy Christmas to each and everyone of you Bitches!

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Hands Off My Box, Bitches

Hands off my box until Christmas, Bitches.

Monday, December 21, 2015

The Infomaniac Christmas Party

The bar is open...


Help yourself to nibbles...


And finally, try not to get too carried away this year...


Sunday, December 20, 2015

Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)

Which one of your family members always gets the drunkest during the holidays?

Note: Do not press "play" to listen to one of the worst Christmas
songs of all time. Not even if you prefer the John Denver version.

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Strange Bedfellows

Norma caught in bed...


With a Roman Catholic!

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Gift Ideas

For those of you doing a little Christmas shopping this weekend...

Now available through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Friday, December 11, 2015

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Appointments, Appointments

The Mistress has numerous appointments...

She will return in a couple of days.

Sunday, December 06, 2015

The Hounds of Hanukkah

To Infomaniac's 3.5 Jewish Bitches, we wish you a happy Hanukkah/Chanukah ...


Saturday, December 05, 2015

Welcome to My Weekend

Photographer: Guy Bourdin,1978.

Friday, December 04, 2015

Filthy Friday

Smug because unlike you Bitches, he's completed his Christmas shopping.

Thursday, December 03, 2015

Musical Evolution

First there were there the Small Faces...

Followed by the Faces...

But let's face it. Time has forgotten the Half-Faces...


Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Wenis Wednesday - Winter Skin Care Edition


Visit the Infomaniac House of Beauty for regular treatments.

Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Public Service Announcement #30

Handle your weenies with care...


Remember to follow procedures for safe meat handling.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Monday, November 30, 2015

Get Your Cock Out

On Mondays, Norma's cock always gets a good airing...


We here at Infomaniac advise the rest of you to do the same.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Friday, November 27, 2015

Filthy Friday

A man and a banana...

I think we can tell where THIS is going.

Look away before it's too late...

[images via]

Told you so.

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Reading Week Continues

Reading week continues, here on Infomaniac...

Make yourselves comfortable.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Reading Week Rocks!

In her newly published memoir, Grace Jones bares all, including picking up men with Jerry Hall and smoking joints with Marianne Faithfull...

Yes, it's READING WEEK here once again on Infomaniac.

The Mistress recently finished reading "Words Without Music: A Memoir" (2015) by Philip Glass...

"M Train" (2015) by Patti Smith...

And "Reckless: My Life as a Pretender" (2015) by Chrissie Hynde...

Now the Mistress has moved on to "Unfaithful Music and Disappearing Ink" (2015) by Elvis Costello ...

Another Patti Smith book, "Just Kids," (2010) in which she documents her relationship with artist Robert Mapplethorpe....

And "I'll Never Write My Memoirs" (2015) by Grace Jones...

So many books, so little time!

What are YOU reading, Bitches?

Friday, November 13, 2015

Filthy Friday

The Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge is open...


Thursday, November 12, 2015

Sorry, No Uggs

A coffee shop in London, England has raised controversy with this sign...

We here at Infomaniac applaud their decision to ban ugly footwear and encourage them to do the same with Crocs.

Is there anything else you'd like to see banned from coffee shops?

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Remembrance Day

The Mistress is attending services here today but will be back with you on Thursday.

Monday, November 09, 2015

How Far Would YOU Go?

It appears that Starbucks and Tim Hortons in Canada May Not Actually Be Recycling Their Coffee Cups ,as they claim to have been doing.

An investigation revealed that many paper cups collected by some Canadian Starbucks and Tim Hortons coffee shops for recycling are being sent to landfill, not to a recycling plant, as we were led to believe.


This is reason to continue to bring a reusable cup with you when you order take-out coffee and wish to do your part for the environment.

But how far would YOU go to help protect the environment?

An American man vowed to live trash-free for a year. He had to change his way of life and he had to get creative but the experiment was a success.

For example, he tried to think ahead. He carried a fork, a spoon, a plate and a bowl everywhere he went, just in case an event served food but provided only plastic cutlery to eat with.

He was living at the time of the experiment in Ann Arbor, Michigan; one of America’s most environmentally conscious cites. He could purchase most of his food unpackaged, and there were several great secondhand stores if he really needed something — "shops where the shoes didn’t come in boxes and the tools weren’t wrapped in protective plastic casing."

Kudos to him. The Mistress applauds his efforts. What began as a one-year experiment ultimately lasted two and a half years. But here's where The Mistress would personally draw the line...

Five months into the experiment, after some initial reservations, he gave up toilet paper. He chose to use only water and his hand to clean up after he'd done "his business."

Could YOU go this far?