Sunday, August 11, 2019

A Bigger Bang for Your Buck

Suppose that you find one dollar (or the equivalent of one dollar in your country's currency.)


What do you do with it?

Saturday, August 10, 2019

Happy Birthday, Jon!

Happy birthday, Jon!


Jon's holidaying in Amsterdam at the moment. We wish him a fab fortnight of fun.

Thursday, August 08, 2019

Tuesday, August 06, 2019

Summer Insects

Summer insects. Friends or foes? Discuss.


Is Your Summer Flying By?

 
Let's look at the date on that wall calendar a little more closely. It's August 6th, already!
Is your summer flying by or dragging along?

Thursday, August 01, 2019

States to Avoid

A recent survey about Crocs across the United States showed that the Classic Clog is the most popular in the middle of the country (Eastern Midwest and Mountain regions), while it was the least popular on the two coasts and in the South.


The states that most favor the classic Crocs shoe are, in order of popularity: Kansas, New Mexico, Texas, New Hampshire, Alaska, Wyoming, Missouri, Iowa, South Carolina and Utah.

Wednesday, July 24, 2019

Fish Flops

Thanks (?) to Miss Scarlet for alerting The Mistress to this latest trend: fish footwear...







More styles available here.

Saturday, July 13, 2019

House Guests from Hell

The revolving door has finally swung shut on The Mistress's house guests. One guest was annoying and disrespectful of the house rules.


Rule #1 (of many): Do not, I repeat, do NOT leave your snotty Kleenex tissues on The Mistress's dining room table. Ditto for your backpack and/or handbag. 

Rule #2: Do not file your nails on The Mistress's furniture, especially if the nail shavings are falling directly onto my sofa. Can you not do that in the bathroom?

How about you? Do you Bitches have house rules?

Monday, July 08, 2019

House Guests

The Mistress is taking a few days off to entertain house guests. Considering her lack of hostess skills, this will be a challenge...


The Mistress will catch up with you Bitches when time permits. In the meantime, talk amongst yourselves.

Sunday, July 07, 2019

Crocs With Socks

Apparently, there is a trend of wearing Crocs with socks...

The socks are built-in to the Crocs. This particular pair costs $140...


The Mistress has no further comment. Do you?

Saturday, July 06, 2019

Public Service Announcement #39

If you're cruising this summer on the Infomaniac Love Boat, you must wear a life jacket...

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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Thursday, July 04, 2019

Happy Fourth of July!

To all you American Bitches...


Happy Fourth of July!

Monday, July 01, 2019

The First of July

July 1st holds special meaning to The Mistress. It's Canada Day; it's Norma's birthday; and it's the day that our friend LX posted his first comment on Infomaniac, back in 2008. Click here to be carried back to days of yore.

In honour of all three events, The Mistress offers you Bitches the most Canadian of cakes: a lumberjack cake...


The Mistress is not in the most celebratory of moods. Why?  Because LX (aka XL aka Mr. Lax) has published his final blog post.  

LX has been the Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to The Mistress for many moons. He is a loyal friend to us all.

And you know that "Banned By Infomaniac" sticker that you've all received? Some of you NUMEROUS times? That's LX's creation...

The Mistress is in denial that LX may not be hanging about to celebrate future festive events with his signature dish: the traditional cranberries recipe...

Ingredients:

1 can jellied cranberry sauce

Preparation:

Remove both ends of can.

Push product onto plate.

Slice.

The Mistress has deluded herself into believing that he is using a health issue as an excuse; an excuse to get out of entering his limp ficus (again) in the upcoming 9th Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Contest.

LX, if we must see you off, The Mistress will see to it that you are hooked up intravenously to the Vodka Fountain. 

Oh, and Mr. Lax? You're a winner. You never really had to ask...

Sunday, March 24, 2019

I Missed My Own Party

It seems that I've taken my eye off the clock...


I missed the 13th anniversary of Infomaniac on March 23rd AND more importantly, Mr. DeVice's birthday on March 22nd, and Miss Scarlet's birthday on March 9th.

Friday, February 01, 2019

Super Bowl Sunday

This event holds no interest for The Mistress but for those of you who enjoy Super Bowl Sunday, here's a look behind the scenes...


Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Shorts Weather

When will it be shorts weather again?


Tuesday, January 22, 2019

The Leather Scene


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Caption: Richard's Lover Fong Yao Lee - 1974

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Blue Eye Shadow

Blue eye shadow...
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Is it right for you?

Saturday, January 12, 2019

Weekend Wear

What do you Bitches wear around the house on the weekend?

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Winter Health

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How do you Bitches stay warm and well in the winter?

Wednesday, January 09, 2019

The Red Room

You Bitches run along to the Red Room until further notice...


The Lady in Red

Inspired by our last post, Mr. Peenee struts his stuff ...

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Tuesday, January 08, 2019

Sunday, January 06, 2019

Ball Holding Techniques

Is there a right way and a wrong way to hold your balls?

 

Tuesday, January 01, 2019

Gay Days Ahead


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Just take 2019 one gay day at a time, Bitches. As Muscato says, we'll all muddle through this together.