Happy Birthday, Leah!

Please join Infomaniac in wishing Miss Leah a happy birthday.

Leah’s birthday is Friday but we’re getting a head start on the well wishes.

We've hired Leah’s love interest, Alan Rickman, to whisk her away on horseback to the Hogwarts Dungeons where they will rut like wild animals for the remainder of the week.

You Gotta Work It

Mistress MJ has summoned Mago (aka Franconia Man) to spend the day massaging her exquisite feet.



She is aware that this will raise petty jealousies in some of the Women of Infomaniac.

To maintain the peace around here, Alan Rickman is inviting you womenfolk into his boudoir…



As for the rest of you, you look like you could lose a few pounds so so why don’t you visit the Infomaniac Gymnasium?

Classes are now in session.



Work it, bitches.