Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) reading his birthday mail and laughing at a recurring theme…"39 Again?”
He’s the witch we love the most
One is your Host
His wand it is twitchy
His cock it is warty
He’s well over forty
Long-time Infomaniac readers know that IVD plies his trade down at the docks in Norwich, servicing sailors from all over the world.
You’re also aware that, as a result of an occupational hazard, he’s suffered a rare, strange skin condition on his todger, as seen here…
The good news? The horrible affliction has finally healed.
The bad news? It’s spread to his balls.
Oh I almost forgot. Here’s your pressie…
Have a happy one!
Note: Birthday greetings for IVD can also be seen over at T-Bird’s place.