Wednesday, February 29, 2012

How to Get Follow-Up Comments Notification on Blogger

Mistress MJ goes away for a couple of days and comes back to find the Blogger comment box has changed.

There used to be a box that you could tick to indicate that you wanted to receive email notification of follow-up comments. And now it’s gone!

So I emailed Mr. LX: "Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ," who sorted it out for me.

Do you have a Blogger blog and want your readers to be able to receive follow-up comments notifications?

Then here’s what to do …

To retain the e-mail notification, follow these steps in this order from your Blogger Dashboard:

Blogger > Settings > Comments > Comment Form Placement > Embedded below post

Then remember to click “SAVE SETTINGS” at the bottom!

Instead of a little box to tick, you’ll now see the words “Subscribe by email” under your comments box. Your readers can click on “Subscribe by email” if they want follow-up comments to appear in their email inboxes.

If you have any problems with this, leave a comment for us here on this post. Mr. LX and Mistress MJ are standing by to help. However, after 3:00 p.m. it seems that both Mr. LX and Mistress MJ will be out for the evening. So if you visit here after 3 pm Eastern time, leave a comment anyway and we'll get back to you on Thursday.

Good luck!


Wenis Wednesday - Butchest Bitch Reminder

A reminder to submit your entry for the butchest thing in your house by the end of February.

That's TODAY, Bitches.

And given that it's a leap year, you had a whole extra day.


Do NOT make Mistress MJ come over there and get you.

Monday, February 27, 2012

Care and Maintenance

Mistress MJ is having her vulfix serviced and will return in a couple of days.


Sunday, February 26, 2012

And the Oscar Goes To...

It is entirely possible that Mistress MJ will not make it to the end of the Academy Awards presentations without dozing off...

So it's up to you Bitches to comment on the evening's highlights.

The Recto Rotor

The RECTO ROTOR is the only device that reaches the vital spot effectively.


There’s one for ladies too!...

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Cookie’s Truck Stop Tea Room

Do you remember this photo from Thursday’s post that I asked you to caption?

It seems that Mistress MJ missed this post from Mr. Cookie’s Periodically Anachronistic blog …

Mr. Cookie had his way with this photo months ago and did a damn fine job, wouldn’t you agree?

Click here to view his post in its entirety.

Mr. Cookie…not just a pretty penis.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Filthy Friday

Thanks for this Filthy Friday’s submission goes to The Cookie Monster’s handler, aka Mr. Cookie.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Caption This!

Back in the mists of time, (2006-2007) we used to play a little game here on Infomaniac entitled “Caption This!”


Let’s bring it back!

After all, it is common knowledge that no one comes to Infomaniac for the prose.

They come to see hairy old saggy scrotums, floppy phalluses and THE COMMENTS LEFT BY YOU BITCHES.

So let’s get started with the image above which is just BEGGING for you Bitches to get your hands on it with either a caption or a description.

Go on and give it a shot!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Name That Willy!

Most of you know that AyeM8y’s penis is nicknamed “Little Pirate” and has had the title “Official Penis of Infomaniac” bestowed upon it.

Now it’s time we christened Mr. Cookie’s cock…

Choose a name and/or a title for Cookie’s honourable member.

UPDATE: Cookie’s cock is hereby declared THE COOKIE MONSTER!

Wenis Wednesday – Butch Contest Edition


A reminder that you have until the end of February to submit a photo of the butchest thing in your house.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Gone Shopping

Mistress MJ has stepped out to pick up a few things from the shopping centre…


Then a trip to stock up on supplies…


And I promised Norma I’d buy her some new knickers…

[thanks, Thom!]

I’ll catch up with you Bitches tomorrow.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Lick Four O'Clock Fag!

Gosh, look at the time!


It's time we licked four o'clock fag!

Open House Party


Come and go as you please at Mistress MJ's casual little drop-in cocktail event.


Refreshments and nibbles are being served.

Let’s zoom in on our guests, shall we?

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Stress-Free Sunday

Mistress MJ is enjoying a little R&R and will return on Monday.


In the meantime, get working on your Butchest Bitch photo assignment.

You wouldn’t want me to be fatigued, irritable and headachy, would you?

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Are YOU the Butchest Bitch?

Show us your tools!


Or whatever you may have lying around your property that reeks of masculinity...

Sports equipment, sewer snakes, caulking guns, Aqua Velva aftershave, etc.

Because there’s something about an Aqua Velva man…

If it’s butch, we wanna see it.

This contest is open to men AND women!


YOU could be the Butchest Bitch here at Infomaniac if you follow these simple instructions:

1. Email a photo of the butchest thing in your house. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
2. Include a description of the item.
3. Submit the photo by the end of February.

Are YOU the butchest Bitch?

Thursday, February 16, 2012

The Butchest Bitch Competition

Do you remember rummaging through your closets to find the gayest thing in your house?

Well now it’s time to find the BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!


YOU could be the Butchest Bitch here at Infomaniac if you follow these simple instructions:

1. Email a photo of the butchest thing in your house. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
2. Include a description of the item.
3. Submit the photo by the end of February.

Surely even the nelliest amongst you have something butch lying around the house…


So go have a rummage through your garden sheds, garages, basements, backyards or bedroom drawers for THE BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE.

This contest is open to both men AND women!


Does this football make me look butch?

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Photo Contest Coming Soon

Grab your cameras, Bitches.

Sometime on Thursday, Mistress MJ will announce a new photo competition.

This will be the first competition of the year!

Can you believe we haven’t had a contest since The Gayest Thing in Your House?

Note: You do not have to remove your clothes to participate. As always, nudity is optional.

Cocktails, Anyone?

Mistress MJ is away for the day but has installed this new cocktail machine in the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge especially for YOU, Bitches!...


Mistress MJ hopes to catch up with you on Thursday.

UPDATE: Cute bartender added as per Deep Blue Jon's request...

And yes, the Vodka Fountain is still working.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Kiss Me, You Fools!

Mistress MJ is ready to receive Valentine kisses from her Bitches.

Please form an orderly queue.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Couple of the Month

In anticipation of Valentine's Day, Infomaniac presents February's Couple of the Month...

Sunday, February 12, 2012

kabuki zero: GIGASTAR!

Skip the Grammys tonight.

Instead, click here to watch our very own kabuki zero, star of stage and screen.

Spa Day Sunday

Miss Normadesmond and Mr. Peenee enjoying a spa treatment at The Infomaniac House of Beauty…

Won't you join them?

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Inner Cleanliness

Just as Norma was getting a handle on her hygiene issues, her laxative started talking to her…


Friday, February 10, 2012

Thursday, February 09, 2012


Peenee and Norma finally show up to the party and discover they are overdressed…


Here we see the inevitable result of our earlier questions

Getting to Know You


Which Infomaniac Bitch(es) would you most like to:

a) Invite to dinner or an evening of conversation and cocktails

b) Party with

c) Fuck senseless

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Tuesday, February 07, 2012

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time again, Bitches!

Time to guess who this nipple belongs to …

We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think this nipple belongs to?

ANSWER: It’s Nursemyra’s nipple!

Monday, February 06, 2012

Mistress MJ Will Cut a Bitch

No apologies, Norma.

UPDATE: For the love of all that is holy, do NOT click here.


A truce has been called between Mistress MJ and Miss Normadesmond.

We shall return to our regularly scheduled programming later.

UPDATE: Truce? Apparently NOT.

Sunday, February 05, 2012

Undies are Gossips!

It’s not just her friends who are talking about Norma


Someone should tell her about “undie odor.”