Showing posts with label Kevin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin. Show all posts

Monday, December 10, 2012

Happy Birthday, Kevin!

You've all met Kevin aka KDNA...

He's one of the "Fab Five" Kitchen Queens...yes, the Kitchen Queen who submitted that mouth-watering Poulet Au Paprika recipe.


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Above we see Kevin suspiciously eyeing the Salty Ding Dong that Norma has baked for his birthday.

Go ahead and EAT IT, Kevin!

For those of you who don't know Kevin (he's a fellow Canadian, by the way,) here's all you need to know... in his own words...

"blahblahblah GAY blahblah MADONNA ............... now you know everything."



Happy birthday, Kevin!

Tuesday, November 06, 2012

Kitchen Queen Contest Entry #4 - Kevin's Poulet Au Paprika

Kitchen Queen Contest Entry #4 - Kevin's Poulet Au Paprika

I'm submitting a lovely little recipe, made famous by Laura Calder, but i've adapted. it's perfect for the fall season!



Poulet Au Paprika!!

Ingredients

• I never eat meat on the bone, so I like to use 4 big boneless chicken breasts, but you can use 4 chicken legs, split between thigh and drumstick if you’re some sort of caveperson.

• 1 pinch Salt and pepper

• 1 tablespoon bacon drippings or oil. I keep my bacon fat in what I call The Fat Can, in my freezer so it doesn’t stink.

• 1 red pepper, cut into roughly 2-inch/5 cm julienne. That’s French for thin strips, bitches.

• 1 onion, sliced, not diced!

• You could use half of a small fennel bulb, finely chopped, but I’m not sure why you’d want to ruin a perfectly lovely dish.

• 1 tablespoon high-quality hot or sweet Hungarian paprika. I opt for sweet, because it’s still pretty hot.

• 2 cloves garlic, minced

• 1/2 cup white wine. Plonk is fine; I use a buttery Chardonnay or Sauvignon Blanc. Where did I put my wine glass?

• 2 tomatoes, roughly chopped

• 1 bay leaf

• 2 tablespoons sour cream, or crème fraîche, if you’re a fancy bitch like me.

• A lovely squeeze of lemon juice (which is totally optional, but I always do it!)

Directions

Season the chicken with salt and pepper. Heat the fat in a sauté pan, or even better, a cast iron dutch oven like a Le Creuset and brown the meat on all sides. Don’t overcrowd the pan; work in batches if you must.

Remove the chicken and drain off all but a tablespoon of fat from the pan. Lower the heat and add the julienned pepper, onion, (here’s where you’ll add the fennel if you’re using it), and paprika. Cook until soft, but not coloured, about 12 minutes, adding the garlic for the final minute.

Deglaze the pan with the wine. A few stirs with a wooden spoon will bring up all those delicious brown bits on the bottom of your pan!

Add the tomatoes and bay leaf and season with salt and pepper. Put the chicken back in. Cover the pan, and cook, turning the meat occasionally, until tender, about 30 minutes.

Remove the chicken to a serving platter and cover with foil to keep warm. Turn up the heat under the sauce and boil down to sauce consistency, about 8-10 minutes.

Turn off the heat, stir through the sour cream or fancy crème fraiche and then check the seasonings (including the paprika, adding more if you like). Pour over the chicken, and serve with roasted or mashed potatoes.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Pick Kevin’s Arse

You all remember Kevin’s arse, don’t you?

Because of your efforts, Kevin finally removed his pants due to peer pressure.

However, Kevin didn’t identify which of these three arses is HIS arse.

So it’s up to you bitches to pick Kevin’s arse.

Is it Arse Number 1?...




Arse Number 2?...



Or Arse Number 3?...


Only Kevin knows for sure so keep your fingers crossed that he tells us by the end of the day.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Kevin’s Arse

As you know, it is a requirement of all male Infomaniac bitches to submit a photo of their bare bottom to Mistress MJ.

Today we are delighted to present Kevin’s arse from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…



Well, to be honest, it’s more like Kevin’s Manties we’re presenting than his actual bare arse but he’s a shy and sensitive hothouse flower.

Better than nothing, we suppose.

It must be difficult, after all, to be the follow-up to Mean Dirty Pirate’s ass.

Perhaps with a little encouragement from the rest of you bitches, he’ll reveal more in future.

Kevin’s arse has been included in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses.

If your arse isn’t pictured there, where IS it?

We invite submissions of male bare bottoms to be posted in our gallery, or, if you’re ultra-shy, you may submit the photo for Mistress MJ’s private collection.

Shy fellas may also do as Kevin has done and simply display their wares covered.

Just do it, bitches!

And thank you, Kevin.

We hope to see MORE of you in future.