Blow 2021 Out Yer Arse!

 Blow 2021 out yer arse!

Here's to a better year ahead.  (Although didn't I say that last year?)

New Year's Eve Parties

 Are you planning a New Year's Eve party?

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On behalf of your fellow human beings throughout the entire world, please DON'T. 

This has been a public health message from the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

Happier New Year

 We're all a bit grumpy...

Here's to a happier new year.

And a happy birthday to Miss Savannah!

Happy New Year, Bitches!

New Year's Eve Party!

Welcome to the combination New Year's Eve Party / birthday party for Savannah!


Both events fall on December 31st but we've started a day early for those of you Bitches who have a lot of parties to attend.

As you can see from the photo above, The Mistress has briefly roused herself from her sick bed and is blowing ... her horn to signal the start to the festivities. Shall we proceed?

First, let me begin by welcoming each one of you as you come through the door...

It's okay. The Mistress is not contagious.

Savannah (the birthday girl) has already been swept off her feet...


This party game started out innocently enough...

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But look at the mess you Bitches have made!...


And of course, there's always one of you...


Hey! The master bedroom is off limits, Bitches!...

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The Mistress can't possibly keep up with you in her delicate condition. She is kicking all you Bitches out of the house...


This party is moving to The Gincuzzi!...


HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAVANNAH!

2016, Begone!

2016: A year that robbed us of Gigastars David Bowie and kabuki zero.

And handed to us on a silver platter the racist, sexist, homophobic piece of shit that is Donald Drumpf...


[thanks, Jeffery]

Go fuck yourself, 2016!

The Mistress hopes to return in 2017 with an improved attitude. Call it a New Year's resolution, if you wish. (Good luck with that, I hear you say.)

Until that time, let's remember that there are still pleasures to be found, as the late kabuki zero reminded us six years ago in his 2010 wrap-up...

"This year came and went so badly, it was hard to find pleasure. but here are some things i favored:

cooking outdoors. silk pajamas. godiva dark chocolate. pot roast w/ winter vegetables. hot air balloons (viewed from the ground. kabuki gets vertigo BIG TIME) watching jewelry auction television. hot bubble baths with a good comic book. listening to my parrot, who mostly speaks when i am in another room. old friends. finding out an old flame is still alive - and looking like hell. really nice bed linens. and getting my very own blog, happy one year anniversary to the man who told the world."
-- kabuki zero

Note: Read the Find A Grave memorial to Billy aka kabuki zero here, beautifully written by Cookie.

Libations for kabuki zero

A libation is a ritual pouring of a liquid as an offering to a god or spirit, or in memory of those who have "passed on".


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We here at Infomaniac wish to honour the memory of the late kabuki zero with the ritual pouring of a libation.

kabuki once asked, "every new years' eve kabuki invents a drink. then that is the one drink kabuki has for that year. every year it is a dismal failure. kabuki needs more practice, as kabuki is extremely unhappy with failure. what does the goddess suggest?"

Bitches, what drink would you invent to offer as a libation to kabuki?

The Infomaniac New Year's Eve Party

Welcome to the Infomaniac New Year's Eve Party!

Norma, our Official Greeter, wants to know if you want paper or plastic: cups, that is...

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Mr. Peenee is ready for whatever (or whomever) the night may bring...

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Is LX looking for his prize or his "friend?"...

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An Infomaniac New Year's party is an INTERNATIONAL event. Our British friends, Mr. DeVice, Jon, Miss Scarlet and  Mitzi are holding up the bar...


Herr Mago's flown in from Germany for the occasion...


Princess's New Year starts HOURS before ours. By the time it's 8:00 a.m. EST over here in my part of Canada, the bells will be ringing in the New Year in Prinny's part of Australia. She's got a head start on drinking! And as you can see, Prinny's taken a break from sewing to join us. ..

[Thanks for the photo, Mitzi!]

Huggy Jon from Québec, here in Canada, will be late to the party as he took a wrong turn at Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!...


Now let's look in on our American guests.

Cookie (far left) with his husband and someone they "picked up" at the party...

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You can count on THESE Bitches for the gossip! Left to right: Mistress Maddie, an unidentified party crasher in background, Muscato in white hat, Jason, and Wally...

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If you weren't pictured anywhere in this party, it's because we know you've headed down to The Oubliette...a dark hole if ever there was one, and I've left my flashbulbs in the attic...

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Be sure to help yourselves to CAKE. Because December 31st is Miss Savannah's birthday!

HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!

Party Prep

Norma and I are prepping for the Infomaniac New Year's Eve Party...


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See you back here on Thursday, if all goes according to plan.

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Here's to a fab 2015!


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Note: Happy birthday today, December 31st, to Savannah. Apparently, she has CAKE!

Bring Out the Disco Ball, Bitches!

Bring out the disco ball, Bitches. It's New Year's Eve!


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Happy New Year!

Double Celebration!

On December 31st we celebrate New Year's Eve AND Savannah's birthday.

So we've baked TWO cakes...


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HAPPY NEW YEAR, BITCHES!

Let's blow 2012 out our arses!...

Happy New Year, Aussies!

Happy New Year to Infomaniac's Australian Bitches!


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Because you live in the future and celebrate New Year's Eve before we do.

A Date With Anderson Cooper

Suppose that you won a dream date with Anderson Cooper and/or the chance to co-host the annual Times Square New Year's Eve party with Anderson Cooper.



Tell us all about it, Bitches.

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Happy New Year to each and every Infomaniac Bitch!

Let’s take a moment to welcome those who left their first comment here on Infomaniac in 2011…

Absolute Johnnie, AJF, Bitter69UK, Blazng Scarlet, Canadian Girl, Cat, Charlotta Sheer, Chickory, CoreyJo, Deep Blue (Jon), Epic Fail, George W. Tush, Ilduce, Joe Corbati, Joka P., Memphis Steve, Mermaid Gallery, Mistress Maddie, Michelle, Miss Sno Cone, Mrs. Martha Smith-Standish, Peeper Beeper, Rafa, Rincewind, Rui Barros, She, Tatty Tiara, TB, Tigerchanter, Tiger Tsuki, Topher, Twunty McSlore, Unbearable Banishment and Zenfancy.

Did I miss anyone?

And thanks to those of you lurkers who never comment but who sent lovely emails to Mistress MJ to let me know you’re out there.

To 2012, Bitches!

And let’s not forget that not only is December 31st New Year’s Eve…it’s Savannah’s birthday!

Happy birthday, Miss Savannah!

Help yourself to CAKE!...

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Mmm...doesn't it smell good?

Filthy Friday – New Year’s Eve Edition

Obviously it isn’t New Year’s Eve yet … this is a little premature.

Fasten Your Booze Bonnets

New Year's Eve special! Act now!

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Free booze bonnets to members of the Infomaniac Drinking Team!

Happy New Year, Bitches!

Get yourselves over to Boxer’s place to ring in the new year!

Each time you comment on her blog, she donates 50 cents to charity.

And it’s not just the New Year we’re celebrating.

Pop on over to Savannah’s place to wish Savannah a happy birthday!

But while you’re here, it’s champagne for everyone!

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To 2011, bitches!

Happy New Year, Bitches!

We here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers, The Infomaniac Orchestra and The Infomaniac All Girl Revue) wish you a happy 2010.

Thanks to all of you for a fab 2009.


Note: Miss Savannah celebrates her birthday on New Year’s Eve. If you have time between sips of champagne, pop over to wish her a happy birthday.

New Year's Eve Preparations

As you can see, it's all Mistress MJ can do to control the hijinks chez Infomaniac at this celebratory time of year …



As she is run ragged at the moment, there will be no new post ‘til Thursday.