Thursday, December 30, 2010

The Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge

Welcome to the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge!

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Home of the Infomaniac Drinking Team.

We’ve spent months fussing over the décor and ambience.

We hope our establishment meets with your approval.

41 comments:

  1. There she stood in the doorway;
    I heard the mission bell
    And I was thinking to myself,
    "this could be heaven or this could be hell"

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  2. I'd be scared of being sucked to death by those banquettes MJ - can I hang from the chandeliers?

    Thanks for all the fun this year.

    Have a wonderful 2011
    xxxxx

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  3. Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh its so kitsch and gorgeous.

    Much like moise.

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  4. It's very, er...pink.

    In a curvy soft fleshy sort of way.

    It reminds me of big, pink, fleshy, rounded, lady things.

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  5. *big girlie squeal of delight*

    It's perfect. I have just the dress and shoes to drink here.

    I'd like to order a bottle of champagne for when Cyberpete gets here.

    I'll just sip a Long Island Iced Tea while I wait.

    Do we get cabaret too?

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  6. *Sharp intake of breath* This is going to clash hideously with my scarlet New Year outfit.
    *Rushes home to change into blue velvet number*
    Sx

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  7. XL: There she stood in the doorway;
    I heard the mission bell
    And I was thinking to myself,
    "this could be heaven or this could be hell"


    We’ve got a lot of pretty, pretty houseboys
    We call friends

    VINCENT: Ooh, so pink and inviting!

    If only I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard that line.

    LULU: I'd be scared of being sucked to death by those banquettes MJ - can I hang from the chandeliers?
    Thanks for all the fun this year.
    Have a wonderful 2011


    Same to gnu!

    I see by your knickers that you’ve wasted no time finding the chandelier.

    DAMIEN: Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh its so kitsch and gorgeous.
    Much like moise.


    Er, Moise is French for Moses.

    But okay, I’ll go with that.

    KAPI: It's very, er...pink.
    In a curvy soft fleshy sort of way.
    It reminds me of big, pink, fleshy, rounded, lady things.


    SECRET lady things?

    ROSES: *big girlie squeal of delight*
    It's perfect. I have just the dress and shoes to drink here.
    I'd like to order a bottle of champagne for when Cyberpete gets here.
    I'll just sip a Long Island Iced Tea while I wait.
    Do we get cabaret too?


    Squealing like a girl makes you sound like CyberPete.

    Cabaret? Mais oui!

    XL will be performing his Dietrich drag.

    SCARLET: *Sharp intake of breath* This is going to clash hideously with my scarlet New Year outfit.
    *Rushes home to change into blue velvet number*


    Baby wants blue velvet!

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  8. Oh hello Roses darling!

    This goes just fine with my black Chanel mini and fuzzy black Jimmy Choos.

    I do hope the COCKtail waiters are wearing as little as possible.

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  9. YES, definitely.
    Tux, bow tie, full gear.
    Gettin' hammered in style. Save me the first slow fox, please.

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  10. i have often dreamed of such a place. this is where good taste goes to die. i can't wait to see the waitstaff.

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  11. NORMADESMOND: uh, where are the people?

    Behind the velvet rope.

    Let’s hope they let you in, Norma.

    What are you wearing?

    CYBERPETE: Oh hello Roses darling!
    This goes just fine with my black Chanel mini and fuzzy black Jimmy Choos.
    I do hope the COCKtail waiters are wearing as little as possible.


    That skirt’s so high I can see your Secret Lady Place!

    MAGO: YES, definitely.
    Tux, bow tie, full gear.
    Gettin' hammered in style. Save me the first slow fox, please.


    *kicks off shoes*

    KABUKI: i have often dreamed of such a place. this is where good taste goes to die. i can't wait to see the waitstaff.

    How do you like our waitstaff?

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  12. I love what you've done with the decor...It's like waking into a womb. Just as well I decided to wear This old thing

    Oh Hi Roses, Pete... Mind if i join you? I'm so looking forward to Xl's routine arn't you?

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  13. Oh Princess, DARRRRRRRLING! C'mon over here dearest.

    WAITER! Bring us another bottle of Dom. And a Shirley Temple, I've always wanted to try that.

    As for my mini, it's an appropriate length MJ.

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  14. I can hear the rustling of the taffeta evening gowns from here.

    That pic has Gabor sisters written all over it, eh?

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  15. NURSEMYRA: Very sophisticated

    Enough to keep out the riff-raff?

    PRINCESS: I love what you've done with the decor...It's like waking into a womb. Just as well I decided to wear This old thing
    Oh Hi Roses, Pete... Mind if i join you? I'm so looking forward to Xl's routine arn't you?


    I hope you’ve got some good foundation garments to wear under that frock.

    CYBERPOOF: Oh Princess, DARRRRRRRLING! C'mon over here dearest.
    WAITER! Bring us another bottle of Dom. And a Shirley Temple, I've always wanted to try that.
    As for my mini, it's an appropriate length MJ.


    An appropriate length for street-walking.

    MICHAEL GUY: I can hear the rustling of the taffeta evening gowns from here.
    That pic has Gabor sisters written all over it, eh?


    If Zsa Zsa makes it to 94, we’ll celebrate her birthday here.

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  16. Mwah, mwah darlings.

    Princess, the champagne's been chilling, can I pour you a glass?

    Cyberpete love, put your foot on the table, I want to admire your shoes and that waiter wants to see whether you are indeed a natural blond.

    Ah...the entertainment has begun.

    Where's Roxy?

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  17. ROSES: Looks like Roxy’s at a beauty pageant.

    Something about “Miss Indoor Plumbing”.

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  18. I did just pop by to tell her I've saved her a seat.

    She might be a touch busy bribing the judges though.

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  19. ROSES: The plumber is seeing to Roxy’s pipes.

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  22. Judges? What kind of trouble has Roxy gotten into now?

    Roses, I'm not a blonde I only act like a ditzy blonde.

    Furry shoes are YSL sorry.

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  23. Normally, when confronted by such an exhibition of taste....
    I would run for the Pepto-Bismol, but in this case I think I'll have a rum & maalox.

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  24. I'll have a Pink Panty Dropper served up please.

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  25. Roses, Princess, MJ: I'm thinking of this number. Oui?

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  26. CYBERPOOF: Judges? What kind of trouble has Roxy gotten into now?
    Roses, I'm not a blonde I only act like a ditzy blonde.
    Furry shoes are YSL sorry.


    I don’t care whose shoes they are as long as they’re not Crocs!

    WALLY: Normally, when confronted by such an exhibition of taste....
    I would run for the Pepto-Bismol, but in this case I think I'll have a rum & maalox.


    Festive fiber!

    HAYWARD: I'll have a Pink Panty Dropper served up please.

    Shall we direct you to one of our private booths?

    XL: Roses, Princess, MJ: I'm thinking of this number. Oui?

    Superbe.

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  27. I'll have vodka on the rocks hold the tonic. I'd get it myself but my pink velvet pantsuit is stuck to the pink velvet upholstery.

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  28. My step-monsters bedroom that she fucked(over)my fathefr in looked just like this! Except her's had a California King bed in it and a mirrored ceiling.

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  29. Oui Oui Oui Xl,
    Magnifique...
    But... How your fingers must have bled having sewn on all those sequins.

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  30. Love what you've done with the place - I'll need to find an outfit that coordinates with your color scheme. Does the place still have a back door? As you know, sometimes I'm forced to leave the premises rather quickly...

    The beauty pageant was a total sham, just like all the others - they invoked the "morals clause" only because I wore something crotchless in the evening wear competition. Once more, however, a fistful of cash and a few pills put things right.

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  31. More champangne gorgeouses?

    *hails passing waiter*

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  32. Oh it looks utterly divine! All those bright colors really make you trip out when you've got a snoot full!


    Keep 'em coming, bartender, I would love to see the wallpaper dance once more!

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  33. I have lost my reading glasses so you will have to wait for my witty remark

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  34. sweet mary sunshine, sugar! i went to a steak house in houston, texas that looked EXACTLY like this! damn, what the hell was that place called...i do remember the drinks were good and the meat was HUGE! xoxoxxo

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  35. AYEM8Y: I'll have vodka on the rocks hold the tonic. I'd get it myself but my pink velvet pantsuit is stuck to the pink velvet upholstery.

    Just as long as your vulva isn’t stuck to the velvet, I’m happy.

    COOKIE: My step-monsters bedroom that she fucked(over)my fathefr in looked just like this! Except her's had a California King bed in it and a mirrored ceiling.

    Holy shades of Jayne Mansfield!

    PRINCESS: Oui Oui Oui Xl,
    Magnifique...
    But... How your fingers must have bled having sewn on all those sequins.


    XL, like the rest of us, suffers for beauty.

    ROXY: Love what you've done with the place - I'll need to find an outfit that coordinates with your color scheme. Does the place still have a back door? As you know, sometimes I'm forced to leave the premises rather quickly...
    The beauty pageant was a total sham, just like all the others - they invoked the "morals clause" only because I wore something crotchless in the evening wear competition. Once more, however, a fistful of cash and a few pills put things right.


    We have a number of patrons who prefer using the back door so it is always left ajar.

    Feel free to wear your crotchless number here as it makes trips to the loo so much easier.

    ROSES: More champangne gorgeouses?
    *hails passing waiter*


    When you say “hails” you really mean “gooses”…don’t you?

    MANDA: Oh it looks utterly divine! All those bright colors really make you trip out when you've got a snoot full!
    Keep 'em coming, bartender, I would love to see the wallpaper dance once more!


    Dancing wallpaper?

    You’re cut off!

    BEAST: I have lost my reading glasses so you will have to wait for my witty remark

    Did Lloyd bury your reading glasses in the garden again?

    SAVANNAH: sweet mary sunshine, sugar! i went to a steak house in houston, texas that looked EXACTLY like this! damn, what the hell was that place called...i do remember the drinks were good and the meat was HUGE!

    If you’re lucky, you’ll find some big meat here tonight.

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  36. Good afternoon MJ,

    Where's the dance floor? We must have a dance floor.

    "Oh waiter, waiter, one bourbon, one scotch, one beer".

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  37. The Barbara Cartland suite how wonderful. Slainte!

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