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Showing posts with label Ask the Cool Cookie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ask the Cool Cookie. Show all posts
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Monday, October 20, 2014
Crafting With Cookie's Colon
We are gathered in the Infomaniac Crafts Room to decide what to create from the 2 feet of colon that Cookie had removed.
I was inspired when I saw British Jon's comment over at Cookie's place.
Jon says, "I hope you ask to save that last two-foot of material to make into opera gloves!"
So, let's hear your ideas, Bitches.
I was inspired when I saw British Jon's comment over at Cookie's place.
Jon says, "I hope you ask to save that last two-foot of material to make into opera gloves!"
So, let's hear your ideas, Bitches.
Cookie's Colon
Cookie is having his sex change operation, two feet of colon removed today.
He hopes to return to blogging in a week or so. In the meantime, click here to send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.
He hopes to return to blogging in a week or so. In the meantime, click here to send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Wednesday, July 09, 2014
Cookie's Crabs
We here at Infomaniac have long suspected that our friend Cookie has crabs. But did he have to announce it to the world like this?...
Cookie lives in Baltimore, famed for its crab houses.
THIS JUST IN! Apparently, I've made a mistake. This crab shack (pictured above) is located in Norfolk, England...just down the road from our friend Mr. DeVice!
I'm told that Mr. DeVice will be offering a free trip to Cookie's Crab Shop to the winner of his tinfoil hat competition.
THIS JUST IN! Apparently, I'm mistaken yet again. The prize, I'm told, will be on a much smaller scale and will not involve travel nor crabs.
Nonetheless, we encourage you to participate in this contest. But be quick about it as the deadline is midnight Saturday 12th July (GMT).
Hop to it, Bitches!
Cookie lives in Baltimore, famed for its crab houses.
THIS JUST IN! Apparently, I've made a mistake. This crab shack (pictured above) is located in Norfolk, England...just down the road from our friend Mr. DeVice!
I'm told that Mr. DeVice will be offering a free trip to Cookie's Crab Shop to the winner of his tinfoil hat competition.
THIS JUST IN! Apparently, I'm mistaken yet again. The prize, I'm told, will be on a much smaller scale and will not involve travel nor crabs.
Nonetheless, we encourage you to participate in this contest. But be quick about it as the deadline is midnight Saturday 12th July (GMT).
Hop to it, Bitches!
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Ladies Who Lunch
Wednesday, September 04, 2013
Quote of the Week
Monday, July 29, 2013
Mr. Cookie's Welcoming Committee
Wednesday, December 05, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
Where Were You in '62?
Three, count 'em, THREE Infomaniac Bitches were born in 1962 and turned 50 this year!
Princess and Wally and Cookie all turned fifty in 2012.
Who else out there has turned fifty and can offer Prinny, Wally and Cookie some sisterly advice on what to expect from here on?
And which of you Bitches will be turning fifty in the near future?
By the way, Princess, Wally and Cookie are now eligible for a room at the Infomaniac "Villa of Queens" Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.
Because 50 is 75 in gay years, isn't it?
Princess and Wally and Cookie all turned fifty in 2012.
Who else out there has turned fifty and can offer Prinny, Wally and Cookie some sisterly advice on what to expect from here on?
And which of you Bitches will be turning fifty in the near future?
By the way, Princess, Wally and Cookie are now eligible for a room at the Infomaniac "Villa of Queens" Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home.
Because 50 is 75 in gay years, isn't it?
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Cookie's 50th Birthday Party!
He came from "The Wonderful World of Ohio"...
[via]
And now he calls Baltimore home...
EVERYONE wants a taste of our Cookie!...
Join us as we celebrate Ask the Cool Cookie's 50th birthday!
And a Happy Thanksgiving to all our American Bitches!
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Kitchen Queen Contest Entry #10 - Cookie's Momma Koblentz's Sweet and Sour Brisket
Kitchen Queen Contest Entry #10 - Cookie's Momma Koblentz's Sweet and Sour Brisket
Momma Koblentz's Sweet and Sour Brisket
1) 5-6 pound beef brisket with the fat. No one likes a dry brisket.
2) 1 cup brown sugar
3) 2 packages of Lipton Beefy Onion Soup
4) 1 TBS of white vinegar
You'll need heavy aluminum foil and a meat roaster, and this needs to be made a day before you need it. It has to mellow overnight.
PREPARATION
Seam together two sheets of heavy duty foil (along the width) tightly and place on counter shiny side up.
In the middle of the foil, empty one of the Lipton Soup packages.
Place the meat, fat side up, on the dry soup mix.
Empty the second container onto the fat and rub it in
Carefully bring the sides of the foil up and neatly seal the meat completely up in the foil as air tight as possible.
Place this into a metal roaster lined with foil. Place the lid on the roaster and put this into the over at 325 degrees (F) for 4-5 hours.
After cooking is complete, remove from over, remove the roaster lid and CAREFULLY open the foil and dump the brown sugar onto the hot meat and quickly seal the foil back up.
Let cool, then place in the fridge over night.
SECOND DAY
Remove from fridge, open the foil and pick off the cold white fat. Throw this away.
Remove the meat, move the pan drippings to a sauce pan and bring to a simmer. Add in the vinegar stir and let cool.
Using an electric knife, slice the meat against the grain into thin slices. NEVER slice the meat with the grain.
Place the sliced meat, fat side up on a Pyrex dish, pour the liquid sauce from the pan over this meat, and then cover with foil. Reheat for an hour at 350.
Serve with Uncle Ben's Wild Rice, which has a nice counter point flavor to the meat and the sauce.
For leftovers, build a sandwich on Challah with Swiss cheese. Throw some butter into a skillet and then toast (like you would a grilled cheese sandwich) the sandwich till the bread gets a nice brown color. Yummy!
NOTE: DO NOT Try this with a crockpot. Jesus will cry if you do this. Trust me.
Momma Koblentz's Sweet and Sour Brisket
1) 5-6 pound beef brisket with the fat. No one likes a dry brisket.
2) 1 cup brown sugar
3) 2 packages of Lipton Beefy Onion Soup
4) 1 TBS of white vinegar
You'll need heavy aluminum foil and a meat roaster, and this needs to be made a day before you need it. It has to mellow overnight.
PREPARATION
Seam together two sheets of heavy duty foil (along the width) tightly and place on counter shiny side up.
In the middle of the foil, empty one of the Lipton Soup packages.
Place the meat, fat side up, on the dry soup mix.
Empty the second container onto the fat and rub it in
Carefully bring the sides of the foil up and neatly seal the meat completely up in the foil as air tight as possible.
Place this into a metal roaster lined with foil. Place the lid on the roaster and put this into the over at 325 degrees (F) for 4-5 hours.
After cooking is complete, remove from over, remove the roaster lid and CAREFULLY open the foil and dump the brown sugar onto the hot meat and quickly seal the foil back up.
Let cool, then place in the fridge over night.
SECOND DAY
Remove from fridge, open the foil and pick off the cold white fat. Throw this away.
Remove the meat, move the pan drippings to a sauce pan and bring to a simmer. Add in the vinegar stir and let cool.
Using an electric knife, slice the meat against the grain into thin slices. NEVER slice the meat with the grain.
Place the sliced meat, fat side up on a Pyrex dish, pour the liquid sauce from the pan over this meat, and then cover with foil. Reheat for an hour at 350.
Serve with Uncle Ben's Wild Rice, which has a nice counter point flavor to the meat and the sauce.
For leftovers, build a sandwich on Challah with Swiss cheese. Throw some butter into a skillet and then toast (like you would a grilled cheese sandwich) the sandwich till the bread gets a nice brown color. Yummy!
NOTE: DO NOT Try this with a crockpot. Jesus will cry if you do this. Trust me.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Bake-Off Bitchfight
Looks like things are heating up in the Infomaniac test kitchens as preparations get underway for the Kitchen Queen Contest!
Mistress MJ entered the kitchen to find Cookie (left) giving the stink eye to Norma...
At that point, the doorbell rang and Mistress MJ left to attend to the delivery boy.
Hearing a ruckus in the kitchen, Mistress MJ returned to discover that Norma had pushed Cookie's fat ass into the oven!
[thanks, Montreal Jon!]
Norma's voice rang out throughout the kitchen...
"BTW COOKIE, I'VE PAINTED MY ENTIRE KITCHEN JUNGLE RED!"
The competition is FIERCE, Bitches.
Get YOUR entry in by October 31st.
Details here.
Mistress MJ entered the kitchen to find Cookie (left) giving the stink eye to Norma...
At that point, the doorbell rang and Mistress MJ left to attend to the delivery boy.
Hearing a ruckus in the kitchen, Mistress MJ returned to discover that Norma had pushed Cookie's fat ass into the oven!
[thanks, Montreal Jon!]
Norma's voice rang out throughout the kitchen...
"BTW COOKIE, I'VE PAINTED MY ENTIRE KITCHEN JUNGLE RED!"
The competition is FIERCE, Bitches.
Get YOUR entry in by October 31st.
Details here.
Sunday, September 02, 2012
Cookie's Bathtub
You Bitches need to see Cookie's bathtub NOW.
And be sure to respond to the bit that says...
So Cookie and the Husband want to know, do you want this tub? Will you come and get this tub? Better yet, who do you think, other than Cookie and the Husband, deserves this tub?
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Cocksucking Kings
Mistress MJ has reached a decision.
[via]
Rather than continue with our Cocksucking Smackdown, both Princess and Cookie will share the victory.
Mistress MJ will purchase an extra “I’m Savin’ Up For a Blow Job!” tin bank so that each one of our wonderful contestants might have their very own, thereby increasing their chances to get some BJ action!
Thanks to everyone who voted and to everyone who participated in our Blowjob Contest.
Let’s hope you ALL get blown!
Rather than continue with our Cocksucking Smackdown, both Princess and Cookie will share the victory.
Mistress MJ will purchase an extra “I’m Savin’ Up For a Blow Job!” tin bank so that each one of our wonderful contestants might have their very own, thereby increasing their chances to get some BJ action!
Thanks to everyone who voted and to everyone who participated in our Blowjob Contest.
Let’s hope you ALL get blown!
Cocksucking Smackdown!
A winner MUST be selected TODAY, Bitches!
Princess and Cookie are tied for first place in our Blowjob Contest.
But only ONE Infomaniac Bitch can win the “I’m Savin’ Up For a Blow Job!” tin bank.
Review their entries once again, carefully ponder your decision, and vote for the most appealing answer.
I've been saving up for a blow job for the past 10 years by putting the money I get for giving them into a glass jar. So far I have a grand total of $1.75. I could do with that tin to hide my shameful embarrassment.
- Princess
I just don't want this...I covet it! Why? Because I need one thing in my house that will shock potential buyers when they go through it after we list the house. And if I can figure out how to train a camera on it, I will record their facial reactions. That's why I want it. Then I will pass it on to the next deserving person..
- Cookie
Let the smackdown begin!
Princess and Cookie are tied for first place in our Blowjob Contest.
But only ONE Infomaniac Bitch can win the “I’m Savin’ Up For a Blow Job!” tin bank.
Review their entries once again, carefully ponder your decision, and vote for the most appealing answer.
I've been saving up for a blow job for the past 10 years by putting the money I get for giving them into a glass jar. So far I have a grand total of $1.75. I could do with that tin to hide my shameful embarrassment.
- Princess
I just don't want this...I covet it! Why? Because I need one thing in my house that will shock potential buyers when they go through it after we list the house. And if I can figure out how to train a camera on it, I will record their facial reactions. That's why I want it. Then I will pass it on to the next deserving person..
- Cookie
Let the smackdown begin!
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Cookie’s Truck Stop Tea Room
Do you remember this photo from Thursday’s post that I asked you to caption?
It seems that Mistress MJ missed this post from Mr. Cookie’s Periodically Anachronistic blog …
Mr. Cookie had his way with this photo months ago and did a damn fine job, wouldn’t you agree?
Click here to view his post in its entirety.
Mr. Cookie…not just a pretty penis.
It seems that Mistress MJ missed this post from Mr. Cookie’s Periodically Anachronistic blog …
Mr. Cookie had his way with this photo months ago and did a damn fine job, wouldn’t you agree?
Click here to view his post in its entirety.
Mr. Cookie…not just a pretty penis.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Name That Willy!
Most of you know that AyeM8y’s penis is nicknamed “Little Pirate” and has had the title “Official Penis of Infomaniac” bestowed upon it.
Now it’s time we christened Mr. Cookie’s cock…
Choose a name and/or a title for Cookie’s honourable member.
UPDATE: Cookie’s cock is hereby declared THE COOKIE MONSTER!
Now it’s time we christened Mr. Cookie’s cock…
Choose a name and/or a title for Cookie’s honourable member.
UPDATE: Cookie’s cock is hereby declared THE COOKIE MONSTER!
Monday, January 23, 2012
Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?
UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!
It’s Titty Time again, Bitches!
Time to guess who this nipple belongs to …
We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.
In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think this nipple belongs to?
ANSWER: It’s Cookie’s nipple!
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Mr. Cookie’s Neighbourhood
As promised earlier, Infomaniac presents a video featuring our very own MR. COOKIE!
It's part of a series that WOSU-TV is doing on Columbus, Ohio neighborhoods in front of the 2012 Bicentennial of the city.
Cookie (aka Stuart) and his husband are featured in the opening shots in front of Ohio Stadium (approximately 24 seconds into the clip,) they interview Cookie throughout the hour long program, and then the husband, Rocky the dog and Cookie get a family shot at the end of the program!
Columbus, Ohio: University District
Sit back and enjoy the colourful history of Mr. Cookie’s neighbourhood, Bitches!
Can’t get enough of Mr. Cookie, our resident local historian?
You can purchase his books here!
It's part of a series that WOSU-TV is doing on Columbus, Ohio neighborhoods in front of the 2012 Bicentennial of the city.
Cookie (aka Stuart) and his husband are featured in the opening shots in front of Ohio Stadium (approximately 24 seconds into the clip,) they interview Cookie throughout the hour long program, and then the husband, Rocky the dog and Cookie get a family shot at the end of the program!
Columbus, Ohio: University District
Sit back and enjoy the colourful history of Mr. Cookie’s neighbourhood, Bitches!
Can’t get enough of Mr. Cookie, our resident local historian?
You can purchase his books here!
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
“I’m A Filthy Fucker”
So says our Mr. Cookie on his new blog “I’m A Filthy Fucker.”
Check it out because you know what?
He is!
Click here, bitches.
Check it out because you know what?
He is!
Click here, bitches.
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