IVD is foaming at the mouth to see Jake Gyllenhaal’s arse.
See Jake’s lovely face before you ogle his botty
So Infomaniac's people got in touch with Jake’s people …
Hello Jake? Infomaniac here.
And here’s what Jake had to say:
IVD wants to see my arse? Really?…
Hey IVD. Jake here. You wanna see my arse? That’s kinda private. How about my nipple instead?…
I gotta walk my dogs first. Ooops. Here’s a wee preview for you…
The more I think of you, IVD, the stiffer I get. Oh IVD, "Jake Jake the Trouser Snake" can’t wait to break free from his prison! ...
It’s so stiff you can hang your hat off my Rocket to Uranus…
Morning wood!…
I’m getting hot thinking about you, IVD. Gotta work it off. I bet you’d like to be under me right now, wouldn’t you, you little tramp?…
Listen up. Here’s the deal you little slut. You do what I say and I’ll show you my arse…
Ooooo yeah, baby!
Since you’ve been such a good boy for daddy, I’m gonna show you my arse …
Are you ready?…
Now zoom in!…
JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S ARSE
“Jake G Does IVD” … soon to be a major motion picture.
