Sunday, July 23, 2017

Pool Party!

While The Mistress is temporarily unavailable, please enjoy the pool at the Infomaniac Beach House...

But do NOT let things get out of hand...

Friday, July 21, 2017

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Ladder Safety Violations

Did you or did you not read my Public Service Announcement regarding ladder safety?

Obviously not!...

And this inexcusable footwear violation!...

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Public Service Announcement #38

To keep healthy this summer, stay hydrated...


Thirst isn’t the best indicator that you need to drink. If you get thirsty, you’re already dehydrated.

Drink plenty of water, Bitches!

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Friday, July 14, 2017

Nude Day Meets Bastille Day

Hold on to your hats, Bitches...

Today we celebrate both National Nude Day and Bastille Day (aka "la Fête nationale" or "le 14 juillet") ...

and, of course, today is Filthy Friday.

Wednesday, July 12, 2017

Summer Jobs

Back in the mists of time, in your youth, did you have a summer job?

Tell us about it.

Monday, July 10, 2017

Somebody Hose Me Down

Is it hot or is it just me?

Sunday, July 09, 2017

Laundry List

Now that you Bitches have finished the laundry...


... what's up for the rest of the week?

Friday, July 07, 2017

The Weekend

Which of these photos most closely resembles your typical weekend?

This one?..


Or this one?...

Thursday, July 06, 2017

Quote of the Day - Eddie Izzard

If there is a god they need to come down to Earth and explain WWII, Hitler, bowel cancer, and Croc shoes.

Quote from his recently published memoir, "Believe Me: A Memoir of Love, Death, and Jazz Chickens."

Wednesday, July 05, 2017

Summer Camp

Hands up if you went to summer camp, as a child...

Now, tell us about it.

Monday, July 03, 2017

Happy Fourth of July!

Since you'll be at the beach or a barbecue on the big day, we're wishing you American Bitches a happy Fourth of July in advance...

Fun funereal fact: Three Presidents have died on the 4th of July: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson and James Monroe.

Sunday, July 02, 2017

Canuck Duck

Nothing says CANADA like a six-storey-tall, 89 foot long (more than 27 metres) inflatable RUBBER DUCK weighing in at 30,000 pounds (13,600-kilograms)...

The duck is travelling throughout the Province of Ontario this summer as part of Canada's 150th birthday celebrations.

But rather than making a splash, the duck's $200,000 price tag has some taxpayers crying fowl.

And feathers have been ruffled by claims that the giant bath toy is a fraud.

The question remains: Why a rubber duck? How is this in any way related to Canadian history or to Canadian culture?

So over to you now, Bitches. What giant inflatable object do you think would be more representative of Canada than a rubber duck?

Saturday, July 01, 2017

Happy 150th!

Things that turn 150 on July 1st:


and Norma...