Weekend Wassailing

How closely does this resemble your plans for the weekend?...

Freshening Up Tactics for Knickers and More

The Mistress is frustrated that she cannot read the small print on how to renew her knickers...

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Thankfully, we're only a month away from Buy New Underwear Day which you might recall from this previous post. 

Are you planning to buy new underwear or will you attempt to renew your knickers?

Crocs Underpants

 Miss Normadesmond has brought a new fashion trend to my attention. The Crocs Brief...

 

Also known as Gator Briefs™️, these "do anything & go anywhere underwear" are designed with holes in front to ensure a healthy air flow.

Experimental Underwear Association

Mr. DeVice mentioned here that he has 16 unpublished blog drafts. He wondered if anyone else had a load of half-finished blog posts languishing in their drafts folders. He went on to ask, "If I show you mine, will you show me yours?" And so, here is the first of my 154 drafts...

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The other 153 drafts should keep me going for the remainder of 2021.

Winter Health

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How do you Bitches stay warm and well in the winter?

Dirty Laundry

If your undergarments could talk, what would they say about you?

Wet Underwear Contest

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And by contest, we simply mean that you Bitches turn the garden hose on one another...


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It's really no contest.

You're all winners.

Mistress MJ is too hot to participate. Would someone kindly bring me a cocktail whilst I watch the fun and frolic from my fainting chaise?

Posing Pouches

Which posing pouch is right for you?




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Choose from Basic, Bugle Bead, Fish-Net-T, Plume, Sequin or the unclassifiable #261.

Mystery of Mysteries

Mistress MJ understands that you have grown restless waiting for her return so in her absence, our Thom presents you Bitches with a mystery to be solved. Over to you, Thom...

"Whilst walking along the river, I saw -- somewhat off the beaten path -- a large cross leaning against a tree. On the other side of the same tree: a pair of underpants. What can it mean?"



"I hasten to add that I resisted the temptation to hang the underwear on the cross."

Ask Norma

Mistress MJ is celebrating the long Canada Day weekend with a little trip to the seaside.

Naturally, she’s taking her personal assistant Miss Normadesmond along…



In Mistress MJ’s absence, all questions and concerns may be addressed to Norma, right here in the comments box.

Oh, by the way…

Norma will be celebrating her birthday on July 1st so be sure to drop by and give her a little love.

Birthday gifts are optional but may I suggest a lifetime supply of flatulence deodorizer pads?...



See you soon, Bitches and remember…

ASK NORMA.

The Shemale Solution

Have you always wanted a Secret Lady Place but without the fuss and muss of going under the knife for a sex change?

Well you’re in luck with VAGINA PANTIES!



Only $128!

"A simple and easy-to-wear belt in a skin tone color, the pussy is also paipan (hairless) for that extra sexy dimension. Stretchy and flexible, the Vagina Panties will likely fit all and could also be used for dolls and other toys. Plus it works both ways. Sure, feel free to insert "things" into it but the wearer can also let their own, ahem, toy dangle out for that truly Japanese mixed gender androgynous experience."

Thanks to Thom for bringing this unique product to our attention. (Although one wonders why Thom knows about Vagina Panties.) Just sayin’.

Norma's Knickers

A sure sign it’s the weekend...

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Norma's knickers are off!

Gone Shopping

Mistress MJ has stepped out to pick up a few things from the shopping centre…

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Then a trip to stock up on supplies…

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And I promised Norma I’d buy her some new knickers…

[thanks, Thom!]

I’ll catch up with you Bitches tomorrow.

Lick Four O'Clock Fag!

Gosh, look at the time!

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It's time we licked four o'clock fag!

Changed Man Bikini

The design is based on our currently best selling vagina-style suit, the Changed Man. We now offer it in bikini form. It has the same amazing front pouch lets any man touch his feminine side by creating a virtual pussy out of his cock. The look is so compelling that when the Changed Man G-string was introduced it was not only the best selling fem-style suit, but quickly became our best selling design which just blew us away. Guess there are more open minded men and women than we gave credit. The Change Man Bikini allows you the freedom to wear a moderate full back bikini and still have your beautiful lips exposed. Simply magnificent.

Only $36.00! Available here and through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Four Inches or Six Inches?

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Order your underpants now from the Infomaniac Shopping Network and be sure to state your size.

Panties! Panties! Panties!

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(click pic to enlarge the panty MADNESS!)

Mistress MJ is nutty for knickers!

Frilly Pink Fanny Panties!

Have you submitted your pink object yet?

If not, see our previous post for more information.

The deadline for submissions is Saturday, bitches.

Emergency Underpants

How many times have soiled underpants ruined your day?

Don’t let it happen again!

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Be prepared for untimely underpants incidents with Emergency Underpants.

Available here.

Boxing Week Blowout!

Only $9.99 per package!...

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Available this week only through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.