Fan Mail

As much as Mistress MJ loves receiving fan mail from you bitches…

Please hold off mailing anything to me until our postal strike is over.

You will be updated here on that happy day.

Unfortunately, this means a delay in receiving my prize hip flask...

...that I won for being the joint winner (along with Miss Savannah) of the “Most Appealing Frock” in Princess’s Fabulous Frock Competition.

Oh fiddle-dee-dee

And then there’s that other thing I ordered.

Dear Royal Mail and Canada Post

Is anyone else still waiting for Christmas mail?

Dear Royal Mail and Canada Post: Where are my pressies? At a post office in Dildo, Newfoundland on the opposite coast?

I’ve been waiting ages for a parcel to arrive from England that was posted months ago, as well as a Christmas card that was posted in early December.

Yet a postie managed to deliver this Christmas card to Cornwall with no street name, no town and no post code on the envelope, using only a sketch on the envelope as a guide.





Should I complain to Hellmail?