"I can see the whole room! ...And there's nobody in it!"That's what he thinks. Any second now, he's going to get Piggy's little penis in his eye. The dirty, cottaging poof.Yay! First!!
MJ has been called away for the daySectioned?
Cottage me I'm Irish.Is that yer gynecologist looking up yer twat? those wee cameras are amazing.
Can someone explain what cottaging is? I don't want to google it and filthy up my hard drive. When I die alone and alsations eat my body, I don't want the forensic team searching my hard drive for clues and finding pics of cottaging and goatse. Oh God. I've just articulated my deepest fear.
IDV I know, it's making me think of "the sweetest thing"Teehee
I recently spiced up my life by visiting a place called the Indian Cottage. Does that count?
T-Bird: "Cottaging is a gay slang term referring to anonymous male-male sex in a public lavatory (a cottage or tea-room), or to the practice of cruising for sexual partners in public lavatories with the intention of having sex elsewhere."Although, some people don't need anymore practise...And I didn't mean me!
Huh. I don't think I'm comfortable amusing myself amongst strangers.Oh look Old K's here with his hat.....
Is that a glory hole?
Is that MJ's Gyno ???
Sorry cant be , hes not wearing a hard hat
arrive here to say hello and she's out, typical.
*walks through everyone else who is standing around confused. puts heavy looking paper bag down on floor, light it on fire and casualy walks out back door.*
Is that what it's called? Public cruising places like that are referred to as a beat over here. Well, by some boys anyway. *Loves the cultural exchange*
*mills around outside mjs building until everyone is gone and spray paints "free crack, inquire within" on the wall, wanders off.*
can't be her gyno, lacks spelunking gear and airhorn to signal for assistance.here they call them 'tea room queens'. cottaging sounds so quaint, like everyone is wearing a lace fichu and buckle shoes.
BITCHES: Trust you lot to take advantage of my absence and turn this into a discussion of the “cottage industry” and gynecology.As punishment, you’ll have to spend eternity sniffing Manuel’s (“pfft”) Guinness farts.