Thanks to all the Infomaniac Bitches who sent us photos of your animal friends!
We begin with this photo from new Infomaniac bitch
TB...
TB says, “Unfortunately my little pussy Merkinette is too twitchy to get a photo. However here is one of the dear Vicar with his faithful companion, Mr. Poppit, enjoying a rare vacation.
P.S. The Vicar usually wears a fishnet thong but it fell off while playing.”
Welcome to Infomaniac, TB!
And now on to the rest of you!
Normadesmond’s Corgis
RIVIE and DINA
Rivie
Dina
Both are "intact" females as they get shown. Dina is a very affectionate girl, the most affectionate we've ever had. She's also an uber-alpha. Rivie's an alpha also. Dina now wears a muzzle whenever the two are together since she'd prefer Rivie dead. Makes for an interesting household.
Chickory’s chicken
EASTER
This is Easter. She's my oldest and smallest hen (almost 3 years old!) and the most personable. She thinks she deserves the same rights as the dogs enjoy; wanting to come in the house instead of load into the coop at night with the other chickens. She isnt a very good layer so she is definitely a pet. On any serious farm, she would have been a chicken salad sandwich by now.
Boxer’s dogs
COCO, LUCY and MICKEY
How does one describe this dog? She's part clown, part Einstein and 100% my Sunshine. That's Coco.
Here's Miss Lucy. The Grand Dame of my pack. 14 years old and still the Alpha. Lucy weighs just under five pounds.
Mickey is our super damaged one. Think Hannibel Lecter bad. I got him as a foster and realized he would be further damaged or injured if I gave him to anyone. I can't even walk him public. I have to look both ways on our busy street in front of my office to make sure no one is nearby before I take him out. Ahahahahahahaha. I'm like an abused woman. Why do I put up with Mickey? "Because I love him."
XL’s cats
RJ, LOLA and CARMEN MIRANDA
Lola (left) and RJ.
Carmen Miranda
1998-2003
In memory of all of my pets
Hayward's dogs
MYRTLE and FRED
My children: That's my sweet Myrtle on the left and the whine master Fred on the right. Myrtle loves balls and poor Fred wishes he still had his.
Mitzi’s dog
GRUMPY
Grumpy having his weekly bath in the laundry room.
Name: Oliver renamed Grumpy
Position: Mother's fanny licker
Breed: Chihuahua
Colour: White
Age in dog years: 140
Favourite Food: Fish
Sex: Male
Likes: Walking, sniffing other dogs up the arse, being carried around in a handbag, eating, shitting and sleeping.
Dislikes: Fireworks, Cats.
Olly was the dog we had grown to love, with his wagging tail and cheerful wheezing. He was bought off a gypsy woman who came to our door selling clothes pegs, lucky charms and chihuahua puppies. Sadly Oliver died last year aged 20! and without a single tooth in his head.
Manda’s cat
SIMBA
My cat since I was 4 years old(or so), she passed away a few years ago but she was my childhood best friend. We found her on a rainy night, skinny as a rail and about 3 weeks old on the porch of my old house, she was crying her little eyes out and my mother (who wore acrylic nails at the time) simply tapped the tile floor inside the door with her nails and Simba came inside. We fed her milk that night and that was the start of many years of love. She was the best cat I've ever had, extremely affectionate and clingy where most cats are aloof and distant, only wanting affection when they 'want' it. She also liked to knead and suckle on my Teddybears, which I learned later in life meant that she wasn't properly weaned. I used to dress her up with doll clothes from my baby dolls, she had reindeer horns, a baseball cap. When you'd pick her up she'd put her arms out so she could hug you around your neck, a paw on each shoulder, she'd nip my nose when she felt like being onery, all in all she was the most loving animal anyone could ask for and I miss her dearly.
Ask the Cool Cookie's dog
ROCKY
As requested - I am sending you a picture of our little man, Rocky. We got him for free from our contractor and he came with that name. I wanted to call him Harry - because he is, and he has this fabulous tail!. Some silly woman bought him thinking that he would be a fashion accessory and after six months she realized that he wasn't toy, but a dog. So the contractor got him, then we fell in love with him and he became ours.
The husband dotes on him. Smart as whip and he is quite the chick magnet, but this does us no good. Now if he were a hunk magnet we'd be in business. Oh well - you can't have everything. Besides, he really has a very sweet disposition.
kabuki zero’s parrot
BOOBOO
Booboo is a hot mess. reminds me of someone, not naming any names. BOOBOO is 100% girly woman lady female, wit the tits to prove it.
Princess’s pups
PRINCESS ABBY and SIR FRED
Here is a photo of “Princess Abby”. The time share Shitzu/Maltese X. and my dear departed “Sir Fred” a Kelpie X together
Here is a link to the piece I wrote about “Sir Fred” at the time of his death. I do miss him he was a wonderful companion.
Abby is getting old too now. She spends half her time with the Empress and the other half with me. (Sleepovers at either place occur on a whim) She is 13. And as she has to climb about six stairs to get up to the Empresses Palace, spends most of her time these days at my place. At times she still carries on like a puppy bouncing about and running around in circles on the spot (especially when there is food involved) then when the excitement dies down, she collapses in a heap and sleeps for the next few hours. Usually she finds the place where you most want to walk so that you have to step over her! It’s like ....”I’m old, I’m tired, and I’m not moving... but I just want to make sure that you know I’m here... Pets! You gotta love ‘em.
CyberPete’s tweetybird
GEORGE
I can't have pets. They'd end up dying from neglect. This is why my bestest friend evah gave me this many moons ago. Bless him! Meet George.
Stephen’s dogs
LARRY and JUNIOR…
Here they are. 2 Rescued Terriers: Fat Larry abused at his original home, & then he nipped at the new Baby & was sent away. Junior was found tied to a tree, out in the Oregon countryside. They have adjusted to life at Post Apocalyptic Bohemia. The rest on pillows & they sleep with their daddies.
Miss Scarlet’s dog
BUZZ
Buzz 30/10/96 - 04/11/08
I still tend to turn into an emotional mess when I visit
this post... reaches for tissues.... and this is still my screen saver on my phone.
Stacia’s cat
LEGMA
This pussy is the late lamented Legma, passed on nearly 15 years ago and named after an elf or a hobbit or something equally embarrassing -- our RPG days were dark days indeed. Legma is playing with something that I only vaguely remember but which, as you can see, is conveniently marked at 12-inch intervals. Legma very rightly attacked it with gusto.
Beast’s dogs
ALFIE and LLOYD
aka The Hounds of Hell.
Beast is frequently left in charge of Mr. C’s dogs, Alfie and Lloyd.
Alfie: a Pharoah hound
Lloyd: A pit bull cross
Designing Wally’s dog
MICKEY
This is Mickey, Constant Companion, Party Host Extraordinaire -
When not entertaining, he enjoys playing in the garden, pink piggies and lounging...
Just like the daddy.
Miss Janey’s dogs
JUNIOR, JENKINS and RALPH
Junior (the brindle) found on the street in June 2001, and Jenkins, purchased from the Pasadena Humane Society 3 years ago after the passing of Miss Janey's first dog Ralph…
Ralph (12/4/1994 - 2/13/2008)
John’s dog
NIKKII
This is my pet Nikkii, I just had to put her down this January. I miss her so, she was a great companion.
Note: John is a new Infomaniac bitch. Welcome to Infomaniac, John!
Roses’ cat
SOLITAIRE
I remembered I had this picture of Solitaire. Yes, she does normally look at me as if I'm mad. I wouldn't say she's wrong either. She is a darling, except when she pees on my door curtain. She's 13 now, not that you'd ever tell either by looking at her or by her behaviour. She was supposed to be Boy's but, she's always ended up sleeping with me. We've given up all pretence of that now.
Kapitano’s Papillons
SADIE, PERRY and ROSIE
We've got five dogs, three parrots and an unknown number of mice under the floorboards. None of which like being photographed. So here's a selection of the dogs - the one's I managed to get pictures of. I don't think I can imagine living without dogs.
Rosie is a 1 year old lady dog, with endless energy, the ability to jump over obstacles three times her height, and an extremely penetrating happy little yap.
She is also blind - one eye missing, the other cataracted - though it doesn't slow her down one bit. Which means on the one hand she's a small, cute, happy, utterly adorable bundle of affection. And on the other, she looks like a gremlin.
Perry is the father - and like all dog and most human fathers, is vaguely aware that a smaller dog appeared some months after the last time the woman was in season, but doesn't see how it concerns him.
Sadie is the woman. Bitches are supposed to come into season once every six months - she managed it every three, which led to a lot of stressed and randy boy dogs, including the ones who preferred male dogs and human legs to relieve their hormones.
After Rosie was born, Sadie had a little operation at the vet, and she seems much happier now, getting a big silky coat and a habit of lying on her back looking at you till you tickle her chest. Make comparisons to human women as you wish.
Inexplicable DeVice’s Weimaraner
MOOM
This is Moomin. She's the laziest, biscuitiest, wormiest quince! In fact, she is a lazy, biscuity wormquince. And a rubbish
familiar.
Moom still hasn't worked out how to get indoors whilst carrying a stick.
Mr. Peenee’s cat
SAKI
Saki's full name is the Evil and Adorable Sakihito. He is both evil and adorable and I have the scars to prove it. He's a Cancer and likes long candlelit walks on the beach, naps by the fire and biting me. I have never admitted that I am responsible for cutting his nuts off.
NOTE: Mistress MJ is greatly moved by these beautiful photos of your animal friends. They’re all so very lovable.
This post is dedicated with love to the memory of Mistress MJ’s pussy...
And remember…
