Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Bring Out the Disco Ball, Bitches!

Bring out the disco ball, Bitches. It's New Year's Eve!


Happy New Year!

Friday, December 27, 2013

Weekend Getaway

Going away for the weekend...

Anyone care to come along?

Christmas at IKEA

Thursday, December 26, 2013

The Arse End of Christmas


Well? Are you Bitches surviving the so-called "most wonderful time of the year?"

Any casualties? Craziness? Crankiness? Capers? Cock?

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Milk and Cookies

It's Christmas Eve, Bitches.

Don't forget to put out some cookies. And milk...

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Christmas Canapés

Norma offers up her cherry on a platter...



It's Sunday.


Isn't it time you were in church?

Saturday, December 21, 2013

How To Ruin My Christmas


Because you KNOW how Mistress MJ feels about Crocs.

Note how Mistress MJ has not blogged about her Crocs hatred since June, 2012. I simply cannot leave 2013 behind without venting my spleen.

Friday, December 20, 2013


From time to time, Mistress MJ spins her favourite tunes from her own personal jukebox, here on Radio Infomaniac. This is one of those songs, for reasons just between you, me and the bedpost.

Raphael a l'air d'un ange, mais c'est un diable de l'amour

Et pour toujours

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Infomaniac Christmas Pageant

[photos via Zenfancy]

What role will you play in the Infomaniac Christmas Pageant?

Note: Mistress MJ has sustained a slight injury and cannot comfortably type so she will not be commenting here or on your blogs for a little while. I shall continue to post. Enjoy the pageantry nonetheless!

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Time Out 'Til Tuesday

Gone Christmas shopping.

Back on Tuesday.

Friday, December 13, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Christmas List

Source: The Star (Crawfordsville, Indiana) December 10, 1904.

What's on your list, Bitches?

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Public Service Announcement #24


This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Tree Trimming Time

Won't you help us decorate the Infomaniac Christmas tree?


Monday, December 09, 2013

Ménage à Trois of the Month


Clicking the photo to enlarge it, I see that the photo was taken at the "Knights Inn" chain of hotels.

Saturday, December 07, 2013

Cock Rings and Chains and Things

Incorporate any of the items (in the text of this book or the photo) into a song.

[via Zenfancy]

My tune would be sung to "The Sound of Music" song, "My Favourite Things."

♫Men wearing cock rings attached to their noodles
Chains at the tearoom where I eats me strudels
Big manly packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favourite things♫

Friday, December 06, 2013

Taking Notes

Mistress MJ has discovered that you Bitches have been taking copious notes regarding my whereabouts...

Old busy body biddies include the following:

Huggy Jon, suggesting that I better work.

British Jon suggesting I'm a smut-peddling-slut.

Miss Scarlet rehashing a tarot card reading she did for me in 2011. To be fair, she DID foresee chocolate Hobnobs in my future and that's one prediction that came true.

Miss Normadesmond's post smells like yesterday's fish.

Frankly, this all seems rather conspiratorial.


Don't you Bitches have a Red Hat Society meeting to attend?

UPDATE: Herr Mago's on board the Welcome Wagon with Joe Cocker and pizza and bongos.

UPDATE: Cookie has me in the kitchen. Wait, that doesn't sound right.

Friday, November 08, 2013

what the fuckity fuck is this?

Mistress MJ has been busy with a number of projects that require her full attention, leaving precious little time to blog.

I have some free time today so I decided to get caught up with what YOU Bitches have been doing by logging into my current feed reader, "Feedly." (Remember when I had to replace Google Reader with Feedly? *sigh*)

So I tried to log into Feedly, only to have a pop-up window appear, saying that I must log in to Feedly by creating a public Google Plus profile.

Feedly is now using Google+ as their unifying identity system. (Article about it here.)

But wait! Apparently, we have choices...

"We also understand that some people would prefer to have more identity choices. So we have been testing twitter, facebook and wordpress login options. We will be rolling them out over the next 7 weeks."

Well, I don't HAVE a Twitter account, a Facebook account or a Wordpress account so that leaves me up Shit Creek, does it not?

Mistress MJ does not have time for this shit.

Infomaniac is temporarily closed until further notice.


Note: Use of the word "fuckity" attributed to Infomaniac Bitch and Belfast's greatest waiter, Manuel.

UPDATE: For those who find I’m talking gibberish, FEEDLY is a service which organizes your favorite web sites and blogs into a magazine-like page. It enables you to read all the updates of your fave blogs without having to click on each blog to see if someone has updated their blog.

Sunday, November 03, 2013

Party Games

In Mistress MJ's absence, she has arranged a party and a party game for you Bitches.


Friday, November 01, 2013

Pull Up To My Bumper Baby

LX is driving around town this weekend, cruising for chicks, with the 3.5 straight men who read Infomaniac...

Good luck, fellas.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

The Devil In Miss Norma

This Halloween, Miss Normadesmond will be showing up at your house.


Will you be ready for her?

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Have a Nice Day, Bitches

Something has come up but Mistress MJ will return on Tuesday. In the meantime...

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Friday, October 25, 2013

Filthy Friday

Yesterday, you witnessed for yourselves how difficult it is for Mistress MJ to find skilled houseboys.

Let's see if they're any better at ironing than at Hoovering...

As usual, click to enlarge the photo.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Suck It Up

When I asked one of the Houseboys to do the housework and to "suck it up," this is NOT what I meant...


Blog Advice Wanted

Mistress MJ wants your advice, Bitches.

I'm helping "a friend" create a blog.


As you know, I'm no technical wizard so this is rather like the blind leading the blind.

He wants to create a blog to showcase his photographs and he wants to use BLOGGER.

My question to you Bitches is this:

What template can he use so that his photographs appear LARGE?

As you know, on my blog, you often have to click on a photo to enlarge it. That's because if I use the "original size" button or even the "X-Large" option under "Choose a layout," part of the photo isn't visible, possibly(?) because the margins of my blog aren't wide enough to accommodate a big photo. Honestly, I don't know why. Anyhoo...

I'll give you an idea of what we're looking for. Have a look at the photos on this post, created by our Princess. They're big, bold and beautiful...much like Prinny herself! That's the look we're going for.

Can you help a Bitch out with suggestions?


Note: He will be loading the photos to his Blogspot blog from his personal computer and doesn't want to use a photo storing/image hosting programme such as Photobucket, etc. And he's not  interested in Tumblr or any option other than Blogger. He simply wants BIG photos on a Blogspot blog.

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

A Couple of Queens

Norma and Her Majesty...

Separated at birth?

Monday, October 21, 2013

Peenee's Park 'n' Pitstop

Back in September, Mr. Peenee left a comment here on Infomaniac, saying, "I want to run a trailer park, some place for all the Infomaniac tramps to call home. I would name it Peenee's Park n' Pitstop."

Bitches, Mr. Peenee's wish has been granted...

(Click photo to enlarge)
[photo via]

Note that Peenee's Park 'n' Pitstop is not associated with the Infomaniac Trailer Park.

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Amuse Yourselves, Bitches

Mistress MJ is away for the day. Please amuse yourselves in her absence...


Friday, October 18, 2013

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Ladies Who Lunch

The table is set for lunch. Here we see Princess, Norma, Cookie...

and Peenee...

The ladies are looking toward the door. Well, all except for Princess who seems lost in thought.

What's going on here?

Ménage à Trois of the Month


Tuesday, October 15, 2013

For Your Protection


Infomaniac: ventilated and disinfected every day, for your protection.


Monday, October 14, 2013

Dishwasher Fungus


How do you wash your dishes? Choose one of the following answers:

1. Dishwasher.
2. By hand.
3. I throw them out the window when they're dirty; a trick I learned from Lisa Douglas on Green Acres...

If you answered "#1. Dishwasher," be warned. Your dishwasher may be trying to kill you.

This is old news to those of you who read "Fungal Biology" but for the rest of you, be aware that studies have found that dishwashers are the perfect host for extremotolerant fungi, which includes black yeast, a type of yeast potentially dangerous to human health. The fungi are tolerant to heat, detergents and salt, allowing them to thrive and grow in the dishwasher environment -- especially on the rubber band of dishwasher doors.

Black yeast can cause disease in both healthy and compromised immune systems. If inhaled, these fungi can colonize the lungs and cause infections that can be difficult to treat. People who are taking antibiotics and those with poor immune systems, diabetes, and cystic fibrosis are at greater risk of lung and skin infections caused by the fungi.

What can you do to banish fungi from your dishwasher?

Follow these steps, as found here:

Baking soda, vinegar, and bleach may help to kill mold, mildew, and fungi growing on the inside surfaces of your dishwasher. This cleaning regimen should be done once per month to prevent fungi from taking hold.

Start by removing all racks and washing them by hand in hot soapy water. Use a soapy sponge to wipe down the dishwasher's interior surfaces and around the rubber door seal. Let everything air dry thoroughly.

Combine a half cup of white vinegar with 2 cups of hot water in a spray bottle. Spray all surfaces thoroughly and scrub with an old toothbrush around the crevices and seal. Use a scrub brush for large surfaces.

Put the racks back into the dishwasher. Fill a small glass bowl with vinegar and place it on the top rack. Run the washer on the hottest setting. Sprinkle 1 cup of baking soda on the dishwasher floor and run the machine a second time on high heat.

Finish by running the washer with a commercial dishwasher cleaner, followed by hand cleaning all surfaces with a four-to-one mixture of hot water and bleach.


This all seems like rather a lot of bother, doesn't it?

Mistress MJ advises you to give this task to your houseboys.

NOTE: Mistress MJ is in the habit of cleaning her dishwasher on a monthly basis as a matter of hygiene and to keep it smelling fresh. However, I had no idea there is an actual FUNGUS capable of thriving in the dishwasher! Nonetheless, dishwasher fungus is the least of my worries at the moment so unless I see THIS winking at me...

dishwasher fungus "Exophiala dermatitidis"...also found in washing machines

...I'll be on the fainting chaise with a cocktail.

Thanksgiving Day

It's Thanksgiving Day here in Canada and Mistress MJ gives thanks for Bitches like you...

Thanks to every one of you wacky Bitches for making Infomaniac what it is today...whatever THAT is.

You're what make this blog.