Happy Birthday to England’s biggest male lesbian: Connie the Convict.
Connie makes a grab for an unidentified woman’s tit
He's also beloved by the gays…
"The love that dares not speak its name"
I’ve baked Connie a cake but I promised Beast he could lick the icing.
We’re not sure what Connie does for a living but judging by the size of Casa Convict (a palatial estate somewhere in England) perhaps he’s a drug lord. Or a porn mogul.
Does anyone know why Connie was sent to prison?
My guess, by looking at the photo below, is that he was jailed for a fashion crime.
Connie and his bitch, Tatas.
What the hell are Connie and Tatas wearing in the photo above? A tent for two?
And what is sniffing Connie’s arse, pray tell?
Madman Across the Pond
Right. Enough of Connie. Let’s get to the cake.
Enjoy your day, ya big lezzer.