Fare Thee Well (Done Fillet) Manuel

We are gathered here to bid farewell to Belfast’s finest waiter (and recovering Goth,) Manuel…an Infomaniac Bitch since 2007 and creator of Well Done Fillet.

Take a good look at this arse…

This is the arse that saved Infomaniac.

That’s right.

Mistress MJ lost her blogging mojo way back when and was ready to throw in the towel.

And then I received this message from Manuel…

“What the fuckity fuck is this? I'll send an arse picture if you come back.......honest I will.”

And because of Manuel’s arse, Mistress MJ is still with you today.

Get down on your knees and thank him, Bitches.

But now Manuel has lost his mojo and is calling it a day.

So who is Manuel? (for those of you who haven't met him.)

In his own words, “Manuel exposed the psychotic tendencies of chefs, the petty foibles and rudeness of restaurant diners and the heroic undertakings of those magnificent bastards, the Waiters. He also whinged, a lot.”

We here at Infomaniac will miss you and we hope you write that book.

Thanks for all the laughs, Manuel.

Bitches: Remember to tip the waiter.

Happy Birthday, Manuel!

Happy Birthday to the hero of Infomaniac, our Manuel …



According to his latest post, Manuel intends to spend the day as follows (abridged version) …

Unwrapping pressies
Eating rich and ostentatiously priced food stuffs
Quaffing your dearest wines and cocktails
Living the life of a jolly dandy the whole day

In short: Being “a right fucking princess.”

Barfing, self loathing, tears and tantrums (again, the abridged version) will follow.



Happy birthday you precious wee man.

There’ll always be cake for you here on Infomaniac.

Manuel’s Favourite Post

It’s time for another installment of Your Favourite Post.

Today’s submission comes to us from Manuel in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

It’s entitled, “Eet as cow sheets in it…!” and you can CLICK HERE to read it.




Note: If any more of you bitches want to submit your fave post, click here for more information.

Golden Bog Awards

The 3rd Annual Irish Blog Awards took place in Dublin on March 1st.

Old Knudsen was shortlisted for Best Popculture Blog; Manuel was shortlisted for Best Food/Drink Blog; Bock the Robber was shortlisted for Best Blog and Most Humourous Post; and Ellie was longlisted for Best Personal Blog.

But the panel of judges didn’t have the good sense to award any of these fine bloggers.

So please accept, in place of an Irish Blog Award, Infomaniac's Golden Bog Award for excellence in blogging…




The rest of you feel free to applaud, fire up the confetti cannon, and send cheques to the winners.


BONUS

And if you send money to me, I'll send you photos of Manuel up close and personal…



Manuel uncovered



More pics where this came from. Send your cheque or money order today!



Congratulations everyone!

Infomaniac is Back!

Photo removed.

Your bitch MJ has returned thanks to…

OUR HERO



Manuel’s arse



I was ready to hang it up. To abandon my blog and my blogging friends.

But then along came a waiter from Belfast. Manuel, they call him. From a funny-as-hell blog called Well Done Fillet.

And Manuel exclaimed, “What the fuckity fuck is this? I'll send an arse picture if you come back.......honest I will.”

How could I refuse? Because you know how I can’t say no to a man with a big hairy Irish arse.

So marvel at the delight-in-every-bite that is Manuel’s life-saving arse.

And get down on your knees and give thanks to Manuel, the man who resurrected Infomaniac from the dead.