Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Book Title of the Day

To Make a Homo by Edward D. Wood, Jr.




Do you have the recipe?
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32 comments:

  1. FirstNations10:47 PM, March 03, 2008

    *waggling eyebrows, ashing cigar*
    If I buy the yarn will you do it for me?

    I have decided that i am in love with you and I need your nasty cheeser body in my salmon crunching clutches. watch out baby. oh yeah.

    actually, never mind. I've been taking a lot of Vicodin lately.

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  2. FirstNations10:47 PM, March 03, 2008

    ...oh yay first etc.

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  3. The Mistress11:10 PM, March 03, 2008

    FN: I'll do it for you but not with that nasty Phentex shit.

    Don't whisper words of love to me you Vicodin Vixen. I see you've more or less done the same thing with Mutley.

    Fickle bitch.

    Knudsen's next, no doubt.

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  4. Bittersweet2:01 AM, March 04, 2008

    I have a recipe for a sloppy Joe, if that helps any.


    *rolling up sleeves preparing to defend old knudsen's honour*

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  5. The Mistress2:36 AM, March 04, 2008

    BITTERSWEET: Make tonight a Manwich night!

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  6. Anonymous4:29 AM, March 04, 2008

    What a nice book - I like the title picture as well... I think Ms FN is nude blogging again...

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  7. Frobisher5:54 AM, March 04, 2008

    "my mother made me a homosexual"

    Oh, do you think she could make me one too?

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  8. Daisy6:43 AM, March 04, 2008

    i never thought about the "making" of a homosexual...just thought some people are some arent...never really gave two shits either way...my sisters werent now one is and the other isnt sure (would probably help if she had sex with one or the other)...

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  9. The Mistress9:07 AM, March 04, 2008

    MUTLEY: I think Miss FN was hepped up on goofballs last night.

    FROBI: Shhh… everyone will want one.

    She broke the mold after she made you.

    DAISY: I’m sure we could fix your sister up with one of Infomaniac’s readers.

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  10. Betty10:11 AM, March 04, 2008

    What is a little library press, and is it used at any point in the story?

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  11. The Mistress10:24 AM, March 04, 2008

    BETTY: See how they've left their shirts in a crumpled mess on the bed?

    A houseboy will enter the room later and use the little library press to iron out the wrinkles.

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  12. Manuel10:40 AM, March 04, 2008

    no but my ex wife does......



    meow....

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  13. FirstNations11:30 AM, March 04, 2008

    now that i have shaken off the effects of illicit prescription joy i am SHOCKED AND APPALLED at what i have written. oh dear. i meant to put an exclaimation mark after the 'yay first' comment.
    *hangs head in shame*

    the little library press is used to iron out the wrinkles on newly-made homosexuals. they tend to curl until they've been washed a few times.

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  14. The Mistress12:19 PM, March 04, 2008

    MANUEL: Obviously she did not appreciate your fine sweet sugarloaf as much as we do.

    Was it your ex wife who bought that bedspread? If so, you are better off without her.

    FN: Are you not a member of the Knudsen Nation?

    Our motto is "Correct punctuation and sentence structure is for the weak."

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  15. INNER VOICES12:33 PM, March 04, 2008

    are they on a round bed? whats with that? and wots that in the painting hanging on the wall? hmmm... round bed....

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  16. BEAST12:35 PM, March 04, 2008

    If I make one will it tastefully decorate my house ???? . I am woefully lacking in soft furnishings and colour coordination

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  17. The Mistress12:56 PM, March 04, 2008

    VOICES: The round bed?

    They're vacationing in the Poconos.

    Offside there's a heart-shaped Jacuzzi.

    As for the painting, Knudsen's concealed a webcam inside it. Watch for the YouTube on his blog soon.

    BEAST: You need to call 1-800-FURNITURE-FAIRIES.

    Could you not use Frobi's arse as a soft pillow in the meantime?

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  18. CyberPete1:56 PM, March 04, 2008

    I'm working on a recipe, this upcoming one isn't "to make a homo" but I will look into it

    I know my mother made one and if she can do it, by god so can I

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  19. Tickersoid3:18 PM, March 04, 2008

    Impressed by FN's Groucho Marx impression.

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  20. The Mistress3:56 PM, March 04, 2008

    CYBERHOMO: See if you can make a homo of Bingowings while you're at it.

    TICKERS: She ruled out her impersonation of Harpo as she would have had to mime it.

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  21. BEAST4:23 PM, March 04, 2008

    As long as its not piggy wigs arse , ginger is very difficult to colour coordinate

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  22. Miss Smuggersham4:28 PM, March 04, 2008

    It's time like these I wish blogger had that Amazon "take a sneak peak" function.

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  23. CyberPete4:48 PM, March 04, 2008

    I think I need reinforcement for that

    Come on IDV

    GO FAGSQUARD!

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  24. Inexplicable DeVice4:51 PM, March 04, 2008

    * searches for recipe *

    Arrrrgh! I can't find it! If anyone's got it, please copy it and send one to BingoWings and one to Tim.

    Thank you.

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  25. Romeo Morningwood5:14 PM, March 04, 2008

    Ed WOOD Ha!

    If I am not mistaken it's a typo.
    It should read "Tomake Ahomo" which loosely translated from the original yokogaki means "Two Make A Homo".

    I hope this helps.

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  26. The Mistress5:25 PM, March 04, 2008

    BEAST: By all means do not furnish your home using Piggy’s arse as a style guide.

    We’ve all seen how pink and ginger clash.

    T-BIRD: I’m waiting for the movie, myself.

    CYBERHOMO: Speak of the devil, here he is.

    *looks below*

    IVD: Can’t you whip up a spell or something?

    And you call yourself a witch.

    Hmmpphhh.

    LORD T: Yes, THAT Ed Wood, Jr.

    You just know someone will come out of this wearing a tight angora sweater and heels.

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  27. FirstNations5:35 PM, March 04, 2008

    looks more like 'One Homo Making Another' to me. *cleans glasses*

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  28. The Mistress5:55 PM, March 04, 2008

    FN: Trust YOU to turn it into smut!

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  29. garfer9:30 PM, March 04, 2008

    Education by the Jesuit Order has been known to do the trick. That and the Boy Scouts.

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  30. The Mistress9:58 PM, March 04, 2008

    GARFY: The Boy Scout Bugling badge is a dubious name.

    Oh. I may have misread the spelling.

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  31. FirstNations10:33 PM, March 04, 2008

    ...we never did get that recipe, did we?

    OH COME ON YOU GUYS GIVE US THE RECIPE.

    two scoops of...
    come on, two scoops of...


    oh come ON.

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  32. The Mistress10:50 PM, March 04, 2008

    FN: The recipe, yeah. I may have the answer…

    What if we put Frobi and Ben Cohen in a blender and turn it on high?

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