Winner – Teen Angst Competition

Wondering who is our mystery teen?

It’s PONITA from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada!


Ponita today


Ponita the teen

You know Ponita as the woman who put GIANT UNDERPANTS on a horse.

The following bitches correctly indentified Ponita: Miss Scarlet, EmmaK, Donn, and Leah.

Mistress MJ placed their names into her chapeau and drew the winner.

Infomaniac is pleased to announce that the winner of the Teen Angst Competition is LEAH in Brooklyn, New York!

Leah, you’ve won the "I'm Savin' Up for More Valium!…So I Can Relax Forever!" Piggy Bank. It looks like this…



Thanks to ALL you bitches who participated in the Teen Angst Competition.

Send in your teenage angst photos today!

And now the question that’s on everyone’s minds…

Ponita, what is that hideous green thing hanging from the ceiling?

And were you in prison? What is that thing in your lap?

So many questions.


Note to Ms. Nations: Your Ponita vote did not count as your first guess was BEAST and we went with first guesses only. It says so in the fine print.

The Giant Underpants Escapade

Wondering whatever happened to the GIANT UNDERPANTS?

They’re on a horse, of course!

We shipped them across the country to Ponita in Winnipeg, pictured here holding them in her Kung Fu grip…




Here’s Ponita proudly displaying the GIANT UNDERPANTS. Doesn’t she look thrilled? They could have been yours, bitches, but Ponita WON. Don’t you wish you’d tried harder for them now?...




Let’s introduce you to Ponita’s horse, Thunder; a seven year old, grey Tobiano Paint/Arabian cross gelding. …




Yes, Thunder, you lucky boy, these GIANT UNDERPANTS are for YOU!...




The crowd is hushed as Thunder steps gingerly into the GIANT UNDERPANTS…




Will the GIANT UNDERPANTS be spacious enough to accommodate his big bottom?




Fait accompli!…




Hmmm…something’s not quite right. Thunder isn’t comfortable and a hole must be cut to accommodate his tail…




What are you lookin’ at?...




Oh, the humiliation…




We’re not sure if this is how Mr. Ed got his start in show biz but we think Thunder has real star quality.