Showing posts with label wanking. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wanking. Show all posts

Monday, March 13, 2017

Texas Hold'em

$100 fine for jerking off.


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A Texas state lawmaker introduced Bill 4260 that would fine men who masturbated for committing “an act against an unborn child.”

The Man’s Right to Know Act would set a $100 fine for ‘emissions outside a woman’s vagina’ and require unnecessary medical tests. The bill would require men to wait 24 hours after an “initial health care consultation” to receive an elective vasectomy, colonoscopy or Viagra prescription.

Jessica Farrar, a Democratic representative from Houston, Texas filed the satirical bill to regulate “masturbatory emissions” as a riposte to a slew of anti-abortion measures advocated by the state’s Republican politicians.

Farrar said, “Although HB 4260 is satirical, there is nothing funny about current healthcare restrictions for women and the very real legislation that is proposed every legislative session. Women are not laughing at state-imposed regulations and obstacles that interfere with their ability to legally access safe healthcare, and subject them to fake science and medically unnecessary procedures. Texans deserve to be treated with the same amount of respect when making healthcare decisions, regardless of their gender.”

She goes on to say, “What I would like to see is this make people stop and think. Maybe my colleagues aren’t capable of that, but the people who voted for them, or the people that didn’t vote at all, I hope that it changes their mind and helps them to decide what the priorities are.”

More details here.

Thanks to Infomaniac Bitch Jon in London, England for the news alert.

Sunday, February 07, 2016

Why Wait...Masturbate

Thank you for your patience.


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The Mistress will return as soon as possible.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Perv of the Day

In a story that appears custom-made for Infomaniac, police apprehended a man on Saturday, wearing what appears to be lipstick and eye make-up...


His name? Calvin WANK.

Yes, you heard me. Wank ... the British slang term for masturbation.

Wank, age 56, of Deposit, New York, was arrested on the weekend for "touching himself" in a field and parking lot next to "Love's Travel Shop," a truck stop in the town of Kirkwood, about an hour south of Syracuse. He allegedly performed lewd acts, witnessed by several truck drivers.



The wanker has been charged with public lewdness and is scheduled to appear in court next month.

This incident appears to be unrelated to the Florida man arrested for masturbating while driving down Interstate 95, the California man arrested for masturbating while riding a bicycle, or the Florida woman arrested for masturbating on her motorcycle in her garage, with the door open.

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Public Service Announcement #24


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Wanking Wednesday

In case you forgot to do it on Tuesday or you can't wait until Thursday...


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Wank on Wednesday!

Saturday, February 06, 2010

A Guide to Self Control



Self pollution: the addiction nobody dares to talk about.

Here’s a guide to overcoming temptation.

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Note: This is a FEBRUARY FLASHBACK from the Infomaniac Archives. Content in Feburary Flashbacks may be slightly altered from the original posting. We welcome your comments but due to time limitations this month, Mistress MJ will not be responding personally to all your comments.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

A Guide to Self-Control




Self pollution: the addiction nobody dares to talk about.

Here’s a guide to overcoming temptation.



Via [Information Junk]

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Wanted: Compulsive Wankers




Are you a compulsive masturbator?

Channel Four is looking for men of all ages who are suffering from compulsive masturbation and would like to seek help.

The programme will be a frank and open account of two men's attempts to kick the habit. It will involve a week of filming, possibly in the US.

One of the participants in the new show - who says he masturbates 20 times a day - has already been cast, but the producer is seeking a second male for the programme.

Interested? Apply here.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

London to Stage Huge Public Wankfest




The First International Masturbate-A-Thon
London, England
August 5, 2006






Hundreds of people are expected to gather in a hall in central London on August 5 to pleasure themselves in aid of charity.

Prizes will be on offer for those who clock up the most orgasms and those who can masturbate the longest - the current record, according to the organisers, is a chafing eight-and-a-half hours.

To qualify for the record, the organisers say "at least 55 minutes of every hour shall be spent self-pleasuring by manual or sex toy stimulation" with participants getting just five minutes to "replenish and renew.”




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