Today is the birthday of our Helen, otherwise known as Midget Arse.
In a celebratory mood, she started into the vodka about 24 hours before her big day. Then she went out on the town where this account by Tazzy and Piggy would lead us to believe she was out on the town with them.
However, a reliable source reports she was out with her date Big John.
It is reported she fell face first into her cake and, as you read this, she is still sleeping it off, as pictured below.
