Do you carry a chain wallet instead of a purse? ...
Are you handy with power tools?...
Is your turkey baster in the bedroom rather than the kitchen?...
Do you dream of driving a big rig? (that’s an articulated lorry for you in the UK)...
Do you play field hockey or rugby or softball?...
Do you know the names of every openly lesbian celebrity in Hollywood?...
Rosie who?
If you answered “yes!” to any of the questions above, you may have what it takes to become a lesbian.
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Photo via [The Søren Knudsen “Friends of Sappho” Collection]
