Cycling for KAZ

Rog is cycling 175 miles across the Pennines (on The Way of the Roses) in England to raise money for Ovarian Cancer Action in memory of our KAZ.

If you want to make a donation, click here.

And raise a glass to KAZ!

5th Anniversary Party Invitation

Plug in the vodka fountain!*
Infomaniac celebrates its 5th anniversary on Wednesday 23rd March and you’re all invited!
R.S.V.P.

These FABULOUS party inventions were created by the creative genius that is our Miss Scarlet at SCARLET BLUE CALLIGRAPHY.

As Miss Scarlet says…

With an elegant flourish and a flick of my nib I can make your stationery even more delightful to send and receive. Calligraphy is the ideal enhancement for wedding stationery, wedding vows, escort cards, place cards, envelopes, certificates, poetry and quotes.

Visit SCARLET BLUE CALLIGRAPHY to peruse her gallery and place your order TODAY!


*ADDENDUM: Before there was a vodka fountain (as created by Anonymous Boxer…thanks, Boxer!), KAZ was the first person to bring a bottle of vodka to Infomaniac. With this in mind, let us drink to the memory of our dear KAZ. KAZ, you are missed but your spirit (and your "spirits") live on here on Infomaniac.

Don’t Fear the Reaper, KAZ

Please raise your glasses in a toast to the memory of Infomaniac Bitch KAZ from Manchester, England.

As you know, KAZ fell ill with ovarian cancer last year.

Yet she kept her sense of humour and made valiant efforts to blog whenever she had a bit of energy.

Here is what her friend Keith had to say on her blog…

Carol - Kaz to you all - died in her sleep early in the morning of Valentine's Day.

Her funeral was attended by about 50 people which, considering she has two living relatives, shows how much people thought of her. It was conducted - according to her instructions - by her friends and was a warm and friendly gathering. The music she had chosen was

(Thanks you for the) Days - The Kinks (entry)
Soave Sea Il Vento - trio from Mozart's opera Cosi Fan Tutte (for silent reflection)
Don't Fear The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult (exit)

The message she left for me ended with the instruction 'enjoy life', which I am sure she would extend to you all.

And now a message from Mistress MJ and Infomaniac Bitches everywhere...

“Thank you for the days of laughter we shared, KAZ.”



I hope Piggy and Mr. Mutley were waiting on the other side for you with open arms.

KAZ

More important than my blog is the fact that KAZ has ovarian cancer and needs our support and kind wishes right now.



Please visit her when you can.

We love you, KAZ.

Birthday Cake!

Double birthday celebrations are in order today as we say “Happy Birthday!” to KAZ in Manchester, England and Alasdair (aka NWTrunner) in the Northwest Territories, Canada.


[photo via]

Everyone help yourself to ...... CAKE!

Happy Birthday, Kaz!

Kaz’s mad scientist hair


Birthday gal KAZ has to share her special day with a penis competition.

And she doesn’t even get first billing.

Nonetheless, have a drink on Infomaniac and toast our favourite Mancunian.

Now bend over and take what’s coming to you, Kaz…



You're absolutely fabulous, sweetie dahling.

p.s. It’s also the birthday of blogless Infomaniac bitch Alasdair but he’s travelling at the moment, probably in a pub as we speak, and unable to join us.

Celebrity Arse – Thierry Henry

Today’s request for Celebrity Arse comes to us from Kaz in Manchester.

She’s looking for a bit of that va-va-voom…


THIERRY HENRY’S ARSE



Kaz, baby. Thierry here. My arse is for your eyes only. When I get you alone I’ll show you my fine, firm, round buttocks and let you bounce coins off my buns.



In the meantime, feast your eyes on my steely thighs…




How would you like to see them wrapped around your head, Kaz darling?



Kaz, how you excite me! I’m afraid I’ve let my love for you slip out!…





Enjoy the ride, you hot thing…





Hear my prayer that Kaz may return my love…





Say you’ll be mine. Don’t let me down, Kaz. Don’t let me down!…





I’ll be inconsolable!…








BONUS!...



CLIVE OWEN'S ARSE


Kaz? Clive here. Forget Thierry. Are you free for dinner and drinks?

Happy Birthday, Alasdair and Kaz!

Double birthday greetings go out today to Canuckistan’s Alasdair (aka nwtrunner) and our favourite Mancunian minx, Kaz.



Happy Birthday, Alasdair!









Alasdair lives way up north in Canada’s western Arctic. As a tribute to him on his special day, I’ve composed a pome:

He’s from the land of ice and snow
Where’s there’s nowt to do but ski, you know
And hope for some fellatio
From a friendly Eskimo




Happy Birthday, Kaz!





Kaz needs no introduction (ask any man in Manchester) and here’s a wee pome for her as well:


A good time gal from northern Blighty
Table dances in her nightie
She loves her vodka, she's a lush
Her antics make the punters blush



Please join Infomaniac in wishing these two remarkable characters best wishes on their big days.

A Toast to Kaz

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
-- Dorothy Parker

Congratulations, Kaz! I won’t say why in case one or your old aunties is reading this blog. But I knew you could do it. I knew you could say it. Especially since I found out that you table danced in a seedy underground nightclub in Belgium.

Everyone…this round’s on me in honour of our Kaz.

To Kaz!