Sunday, January 28, 2018

Breathe Happy

For those of you who have gone "noseblind," The Mistress has returned briefly to refresh the room...


*Febrezes liberally and fecks off again*

Back a.s.a.p.

Wednesday, January 24, 2018

Time Out

Time is running out for The Mistress to meet a deadline but she'll return a.s.a.p.

Wenis Wednesday - WrestleMania Edition


Monday, January 22, 2018

Who's Your Daddy?

Genealogical DNA tests are becoming increasingly popular as people want to find out their ancestral ethnicity and/or find other individuals they're related to.

Have any of you Bitches had a genealogical DNA test? If so, tell us what you found.

Sunday, January 21, 2018

Hugs, Not Uggs


Not Uggs...

It's National Hugging Day. We encourage you to hug someone rather than even think about wearing the latest trend: thigh-high Uggs. Nor regular Uggs. Nor anything resembling Uggs.

NOTE: You may have noticed the "In Memoriam" image for our Huggy Jon (Deep Blue) on the sidebar. I placed it there today but I don't actually know whether or not he's passed away.

On October 15th, 2017 he said, "Yes, my dear friends, it's time for me to say good bye. Unless for a miracle, I should be gone soon. This is the last message. There will not be any further announcement."

He stated that he had started the process for palliative care.

Whether or not he is still alive, I don't know. I only know that he lives on in our hearts and I wanted to pay tribute to him with the image. And appropriately enough, today really is National Hugging Day.

Saturday, January 20, 2018


Whatever you're doing this weekend, do it with a friend...

Friday, January 19, 2018

Filthy Friday

WARNING: This edition of Filthy Friday may contain nuts.

Click pic to embiggen...

When McDonald’s Canada added nuts to its menu, Canadians were not lovin' it.

Do you Bitches have any food allergies?

Thursday, January 18, 2018


Today is “International Winnie the Pooh Day”...


It's celebrated each year on January 18th, the birthday of author A. A. Milne (18 January 1882 – 31 January 1956.)

Winnie-the-Pooh was first published in 1926 and was followed by The House at Pooh Corner (1928). Milne also included poems about Winnie in his books When we Were Very Young (1924) and Now We are Six (1927).

Was Pooh part of your childhood? How will you be celebrating the day?

Note: Anyone who mentions Kenny Loggins will be banned.

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Toilet Tuesday

Reading on the toilet...


Are you for or against it, Bitches?

Monday, January 15, 2018

Blue Monday

Blue Monday, now an annual event, was originally a PR invention and has no basis in scientific research.

We here at Infomaniac hope this news lifts your mood.

Saturday, January 13, 2018

False Alarm

Norma, on vacation in Hawaii, reacts to the news that the incoming missile was only a false alarm...

Friday, January 12, 2018

Thursday, January 11, 2018

The Infomaniac Bakery

Welcome to the Infomaniac Bakery! Cream pie, anyone?...


Thanks to Eroswings for the idea of starting up a bakery and to Mistress Maddie for suggesting cream pies as our specialty and to Miss Scarlet who started the ball rolling when she brought up the topic of Killer Women With Pie.

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Tuesday, January 09, 2018

Testicle Tuesday


A British man's testicle “exploded like a volcano” after he got a rare disease while on holiday in Tunisia.

David Worsley, 59, caught African salmonella, a strain of the infection which was confined to his genital area.

He was in agony as his testicles swelled to 10 times their normal size when he got home.

His left testicle then burst as he had a bath and he is now taking legal action against holiday tour operator TUI.

David said his testicle had swollen to the size of a grapefruit and he felt 'fantastic' when it finally exploded.

Full story here.

How about you, Bitches? What's the most painful experience you've ever had, down there?

Sunday, January 07, 2018

Stuffing Your Face

There are records for stuffing all manner of things into your mouth such as grapes, cigarettes and hot dogs...


This guy, for example excels at it.

What's the largest number of any one thing that you've managed to cram into your mouths, Bitches? What was it? And more to the point, why did you do it?

Saturday, January 06, 2018

Winter Workout

Cold weather keeping you indoors away from your exercise routine?

Avoid the winter workout rut by exercising at home with this fun fitness tip.

Just turn up the tunes and grab your coffee mug!

Friday, January 05, 2018

Filthy Friday - Foot Care Edition

Custom foot orthotics...

Are they right for you?

Book an appointment with our podiatrist/chiropodist at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic.

Thursday, January 04, 2018

Back Seat Drivers


We here at Infomaniac want to know what you Bitches have been up to in the back seat of a car.

Wednesday, January 03, 2018

Blowjob Bell

While some people have their finger on a "nuclear button," we here at Infomaniac have a "blowjob bell"...

Tuesday, January 02, 2018

Teabag Tuesday

You may want to think twice before reaching for those office teabags...


A study found that boxes of workplace teabags contain 17 times more bacteria than a ­toilet seat.

Researchers at Initial Washroom Hygiene swabbed a variety of everyday office items, and found that the microbial levels as follows:

1. Tea bag box/tin - 3,785

2. Kettle handle - 2,483

3. Rim of used mug - 1,746

4. Fridge door handle - 1,592

5. Sugar container - 1,406

6. Kitchen tap - 1,331

7. Sink surface/drying rack - 1,234

8. Hot water tap - 1,160

9. Kitchen top - 948

10. Cutlery drawer handle - 754

A toilet seat registered just over 220.

Low: less than 200.
Normal: 200-500.
High: more than 500.

You might want to brew your own cup of tea and use your own cup. A poll of office workers found 80 per cent did not wash their hands before making drinks for colleagues, while one in three did not wash out mugs before topping them up. And one in 20 people also deliberately gave colleagues the ‘wrong mug.’


We here at Infomaniac remind you to stay healthy in 2018.

Monday, January 01, 2018