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In memory of beloved Infomaniac Bitch, PIGGY, who passed away 5 years ago today, we are now accepting memberships in the CUNT CLUB.
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Friday, October 02, 2015
Now Accepting Memberships
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In memory of beloved Infomaniac Bitch, PIGGY, who passed away 5 years ago today, we are now accepting memberships in the CUNT CLUB.
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In memory of beloved Infomaniac Bitch, PIGGY, who passed away 5 years ago today, we are now accepting memberships in the CUNT CLUB.
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
Remembering Piggy...With The Bristol Stool Scale
“I'll have you lot know that my poo's are slender and sleek, smell of Calvin Klein 1 and are carried down gently into the toilet water by dainty little butterflies.”
- Piggy
In memory of our beloved friend Piggy, Infomaniac presents The Bristol Stool Scale.
The Bristol stool scale or Bristol stool chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5-7 being further tending towards diarrhoea or urgency.
It was, in fact, Piggy who introduced us all to the chart and reported daily on the state of his stool.
Why not use it yourselves, Bitches?
Mistress MJ misses you terribly, Piggy, but your stool scale, like your arse, will live on here at Infomaniac.
- Piggy
In memory of our beloved friend Piggy, Infomaniac presents The Bristol Stool Scale.
The Bristol stool scale or Bristol stool chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5-7 being further tending towards diarrhoea or urgency.
It was, in fact, Piggy who introduced us all to the chart and reported daily on the state of his stool.
Why not use it yourselves, Bitches?
Mistress MJ misses you terribly, Piggy, but your stool scale, like your arse, will live on here at Infomaniac.
Sunday, October 02, 2011
Piggy Day
It’s been a year since you fecked off and left us, Piggy.
I MUST have this ring to wear in remembrance of you!…
No words can express how much I miss you.
So I’ll say it with flowers…
[via Thombeau]
Thanks for all the laughter and good times.
What’s that you say?...
You ALWAYS had to have the last word, didn’t you?
I MUST have this ring to wear in remembrance of you!…
No words can express how much I miss you.
So I’ll say it with flowers…
Thanks for all the laughter and good times.
What’s that you say?...
You ALWAYS had to have the last word, didn’t you?
Tuesday, April 05, 2011
Peenee and Piggy
April 5th: WHAT a DAY!
For on this day, our dear Mr. Peenee and the late, great Piggy were born.
Peenee (far left)
Join us in celebrating Mr. Peenee’s special day with a nice slice of cake…
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Apologies. The pastry chef can’t spell.
Peenee is visiting Jason in New Orleans this week. Have fun boys!
And let's raise a glass to the spirit of Piggy…
Mistress MJ will never forget you. Ever.
CAKE, everyone...CAKE!!!
For on this day, our dear Mr. Peenee and the late, great Piggy were born.
Join us in celebrating Mr. Peenee’s special day with a nice slice of cake…
Apologies. The pastry chef can’t spell.
Peenee is visiting Jason in New Orleans this week. Have fun boys!
And let's raise a glass to the spirit of Piggy…
Mistress MJ will never forget you. Ever.
CAKE, everyone...CAKE!!!
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Farewell, Piggy
We are gathered here today to bid farewell to our cute wee Piggy (John) who passed away on October 2nd.
Today is Piggy’s funeral in England. Our thoughts are with Piggy’s loving partner Tazzy (Martin).
Through the tears of the past month, I’ve had laughter too when I think back on all Piggy’s pranks and cutting jibes and the fun we had together.
It’s time to dry my eyes as it was Piggy’s wish to go out with a laugh.
Piggy asked that the song “Nellie the Elephant” be played at his funeral and sure enough, Tazzy is seeing to his request.
And we here at Infomaniac would like to honour that request as well.
So grab the beverage of your choice and raise a glass to the spirit of our cute wee Piggy.
Consider this an online funeral … with a difference. It’s a sing-a-long!
Sing along with us to “Nellie the Elephant”. Lyrics are provided below the video clip.
To Bombay a travelling circus came
They brought an intelligent elephant
and Nellie was her name
One dark night she slipped her iron chain,
and off she ran to Hindustan
and was never seen again
oooooooooooooooooo...
[Chorus:]
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and said goodbye to the circus
off she went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade
she looked so proud and grand
No more tricks for Nellie to perform
They taught her how to take a bow
and she took the crowd by storm
oooooooooooooooooo...
[Chorus]
The head of the herd was calling far far away
they met one night in silver light
on the road to Mandalay
oooooooooooooooooo...
[Chorus x2]
Farewell, Piggy. Your spirit lives forever in our hearts.
Off you go now with a trumpety trump.
Today is Piggy’s funeral in England. Our thoughts are with Piggy’s loving partner Tazzy (Martin).
Through the tears of the past month, I’ve had laughter too when I think back on all Piggy’s pranks and cutting jibes and the fun we had together.
It’s time to dry my eyes as it was Piggy’s wish to go out with a laugh.
Piggy asked that the song “Nellie the Elephant” be played at his funeral and sure enough, Tazzy is seeing to his request.
And we here at Infomaniac would like to honour that request as well.
So grab the beverage of your choice and raise a glass to the spirit of our cute wee Piggy.
Consider this an online funeral … with a difference. It’s a sing-a-long!
Sing along with us to “Nellie the Elephant”. Lyrics are provided below the video clip.
"Nellie The Elephant"
To Bombay a travelling circus came
They brought an intelligent elephant
and Nellie was her name
One dark night she slipped her iron chain,
and off she ran to Hindustan
and was never seen again
oooooooooooooooooo...
[Chorus:]
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and said goodbye to the circus
off she went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she went with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
Night by night she danced to the circus band
When Nellie was leading the big parade
she looked so proud and grand
No more tricks for Nellie to perform
They taught her how to take a bow
and she took the crowd by storm
oooooooooooooooooo...
[Chorus]
The head of the herd was calling far far away
they met one night in silver light
on the road to Mandalay
oooooooooooooooooo...
[Chorus x2]
Farewell, Piggy. Your spirit lives forever in our hearts.
Off you go now with a trumpety trump.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
This, That and the Other Thing
Today’s post has no focus so don’t go looking for any hidden meaning.
Instead, we present a potpourri of thoughts and images.
It’s been a month since our cute Wee Piggy passed away.
Oh how I miss you, you whinging ginger cunt.
Next …
Ms. Nations has taken up smoking…
Beast is on to Miss Scarlet’s plan to intercept The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts…
And finally…
Beware of the flying penises…
There are an awful lot of them about.
Friday, October 08, 2010
Piggy Week Wrap-Up: Tazzy and Piggy and Friends
As much as I’d like to blog about nothing else but our dearly departed Wee Piggy, it’s time to wrap up Piggy Week.
But we’re going out with a bang!
My fave Tazzy and Piggy photo. Thanks to Carly Smunt for emailing it to me.
All of this will probably be of interest only to veteran Infomaniac Bitches who were regulars both here on Infomaniac and on Tazzy and Piggy’s blog.
Rest assured that Mistress MJ has not forgotten about the rest of you bitches but Piggy was very dear to me and my focus this week has been directed only on him. The fact is, I don’t want to stop blogging about him so every now and again I’ll post a wee remembrance of him (most likely his arse).
And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure, we have two videos and a podcast.
Tazzy and Piggy were reknown for their humourous podcasts; a mix of slagging off their fellow bloggers and spinning a few tunes.
You can CLICK HERE to hear a Tazzy and Piggy podcast (mp3) from August, 2007.
Thanks ever so much to The Smunts who dug through their files to find this lost podcast.
NOTE: HEAR YOUR MISTRESS’S VOICE! That’s right, bitches. Mistress MJ gives the introduction to the podcast! Or as Piggy refers to me after the intro, “that stupid cocksucking bitch” and “that dirty old slag MJ”. How I’ll miss him.
Anyway (click here, bitches) … listen up. You’re not doing anything else for the next 45 minutes or so anyway, are you?
And when you’re finished listening to the podcast, enjoy watching the following video made a few years ago by Carly Smunt. She created it during one of the many times that Taz and Pig gave up blogging only to resurrect themselves again and again.
You might even recognize yourself in one of the pics!
Mistress MJ can be seen at approximately 1:37 with The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts over her head and her tits out. If you blink, you’ll miss it as I am upstaged in the next shot by that fat Oirish cunt SID who is also wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts. Who hasn’t worn The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?
Thanks for that, Carly!
Carly’s tits
There are a few too many photos of Smunty Steve in that video for my liking but otherwise it’s an enjoyable trip down memory lane.
And speaking of Smunty, he’s put together a lovely montage of memories too…
And that, bitches, concludes Piggy Week here on Infomaniac.
Piggy, you were loved by so many of us and we’ll always keep your spirit alive in our hearts and on our blogs.
Thank you, Tazzy, for sharing that wee ginger whinger with the rest of the world.
Piggy signing off … for now.
UPDATE: The Smunts have found another lost Tazzy and Piggy podcast from July, 2008. You’ll hear tales of their visit to Inexplicable DeVice in Norwich (IVD gets the shits); another visit to The Smunts where they’re forced to stay in a motel that smells of pee and mold with a pedo watchman; hear Tazzy admit he wants to see Smunty’s willy; and a trip to Alton Towers. At the end, they realize they haven’t mentioned MJ as “Cunt-face MJ is on holidays and wouldn’t have time to listen to us anyway.” Enjoy! And thanks for finding this, Smunts! Click here to listen.
But we’re going out with a bang!
All of this will probably be of interest only to veteran Infomaniac Bitches who were regulars both here on Infomaniac and on Tazzy and Piggy’s blog.
Rest assured that Mistress MJ has not forgotten about the rest of you bitches but Piggy was very dear to me and my focus this week has been directed only on him. The fact is, I don’t want to stop blogging about him so every now and again I’ll post a wee remembrance of him (most likely his arse).
And now, for your listening and viewing pleasure, we have two videos and a podcast.
Tazzy and Piggy were reknown for their humourous podcasts; a mix of slagging off their fellow bloggers and spinning a few tunes.
You can CLICK HERE to hear a Tazzy and Piggy podcast (mp3) from August, 2007.
Thanks ever so much to The Smunts who dug through their files to find this lost podcast.
NOTE: HEAR YOUR MISTRESS’S VOICE! That’s right, bitches. Mistress MJ gives the introduction to the podcast! Or as Piggy refers to me after the intro, “that stupid cocksucking bitch” and “that dirty old slag MJ”. How I’ll miss him.
Anyway (click here, bitches) … listen up. You’re not doing anything else for the next 45 minutes or so anyway, are you?
And when you’re finished listening to the podcast, enjoy watching the following video made a few years ago by Carly Smunt. She created it during one of the many times that Taz and Pig gave up blogging only to resurrect themselves again and again.
You might even recognize yourself in one of the pics!
Mistress MJ can be seen at approximately 1:37 with The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts over her head and her tits out. If you blink, you’ll miss it as I am upstaged in the next shot by that fat Oirish cunt SID who is also wearing The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts. Who hasn’t worn The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?
Thanks for that, Carly!
There are a few too many photos of Smunty Steve in that video for my liking but otherwise it’s an enjoyable trip down memory lane.
And speaking of Smunty, he’s put together a lovely montage of memories too…
And that, bitches, concludes Piggy Week here on Infomaniac.
Piggy, you were loved by so many of us and we’ll always keep your spirit alive in our hearts and on our blogs.
Thank you, Tazzy, for sharing that wee ginger whinger with the rest of the world.
UPDATE: The Smunts have found another lost Tazzy and Piggy podcast from July, 2008. You’ll hear tales of their visit to Inexplicable DeVice in Norwich (IVD gets the shits); another visit to The Smunts where they’re forced to stay in a motel that smells of pee and mold with a pedo watchman; hear Tazzy admit he wants to see Smunty’s willy; and a trip to Alton Towers. At the end, they realize they haven’t mentioned MJ as “Cunt-face MJ is on holidays and wouldn’t have time to listen to us anyway.” Enjoy! And thanks for finding this, Smunts! Click here to listen.
Filthy Friday – Blame Piggy
I remember the day I innocently stumbled upon Tazzy and Piggy’s blog. They’d posted a photo of a giant turd in a toilet. I’ve forgotten the accompanying text they’d written but what I do recall is that it was side-splittingly hilarious. I was at once repulsed yet attracted to those two Yorkshire poofs and came back for more the next day. I got hooked on their marvelous mix of humour and naughtiness and they, in turn, began volleying my comments box with their own special brand of filth.
I blame Piggy and Tazzy for taking this from a charming little blog to the cesspool that is today’s Infomaniac.
In celebration of both Piggy Week and Filthy Friday, we present to you Piggy’s arse…
Piggy’s arse is so popular here on Infomaniac that it has its own label. (See below the post).
And straight from Piggy’s mouth, a description of the tattoo on his arse…
For those wondering, the tattoo reads 'Arsenal' under a pic of a cannon.
For the non-Brit's, Arsenal is my fave football team (that's soccer for those barmy yanks).
Thank you, Piggy, for the wonder that was your arse.
It will be immortalized here on Infomaniac.
Forever and ever.
Amen.
I blame Piggy and Tazzy for taking this from a charming little blog to the cesspool that is today’s Infomaniac.
In celebration of both Piggy Week and Filthy Friday, we present to you Piggy’s arse…
Piggy’s arse is so popular here on Infomaniac that it has its own label. (See below the post).
And straight from Piggy’s mouth, a description of the tattoo on his arse…
For those wondering, the tattoo reads 'Arsenal' under a pic of a cannon.
For the non-Brit's, Arsenal is my fave football team (that's soccer for those barmy yanks).
Thank you, Piggy, for the wonder that was your arse.
It will be immortalized here on Infomaniac.
Forever and ever.
Amen.
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
A Little Levity and a Whole Lotta Love
Piggy Week continues with a little levity as we pay tribute to our departed friend, the late (but great) Wee Piggy.
Do you fancy a giggle?
Infomaniac presents Tazzy and Piggy in The TNP Slasher Movie…
As you watch, note the mischievous, impish look on Piggy’s face. (A look I’ll miss, by the way).
And see Piggy poking Tazzy at the end of the clip with his magic pencil? Poor Tazzy always had to duck and cover to escape Piggy’s pokes and prods (that was not meant to sound as rude as it does).
Inexplicable DeVice saw this typical squabbling behaviour first-hand for himself and relates the following tale:
“I think I may have an explanation as to Piggy's tiny nipples. While at the bar in the Castle, the two of them began squabbling. Started by Piggy, of course. Anyway, nipple tweaking ensued (I did not get involved in it, I'm happy to say), but because of Tazzy's greater strength and normal-sized hands (relative to Piggy's elfin trotters), he was the victor, as he is every time I would imagine. So, it's no wonder Piggy's nipples are little more than nubbins now!”
And now, as promised, a whole lotta love.
The love of Piggy’s life… Tazzy.
Everyone on the count of three…ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
Raise your glasses, bitches.
To love and levity.
And to Tazzy and Piggy.
Do you fancy a giggle?
Infomaniac presents Tazzy and Piggy in The TNP Slasher Movie…
As you watch, note the mischievous, impish look on Piggy’s face. (A look I’ll miss, by the way).
And see Piggy poking Tazzy at the end of the clip with his magic pencil? Poor Tazzy always had to duck and cover to escape Piggy’s pokes and prods (that was not meant to sound as rude as it does).
Inexplicable DeVice saw this typical squabbling behaviour first-hand for himself and relates the following tale:
“I think I may have an explanation as to Piggy's tiny nipples. While at the bar in the Castle, the two of them began squabbling. Started by Piggy, of course. Anyway, nipple tweaking ensued (I did not get involved in it, I'm happy to say), but because of Tazzy's greater strength and normal-sized hands (relative to Piggy's elfin trotters), he was the victor, as he is every time I would imagine. So, it's no wonder Piggy's nipples are little more than nubbins now!”
And now, as promised, a whole lotta love.
The love of Piggy’s life… Tazzy.
Everyone on the count of three…ahhhhhhhhhhhh…
Raise your glasses, bitches.
To love and levity.
And to Tazzy and Piggy.
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Cavalcade of Cunts
With so many of the old gang back to celebrate Piggy Week, we here at Infomaniac decided to publish photos of all the bitches who most often frequented Taz and Pig’s blog … in case your booze-sozzled minds have forgotten what each other look like.
Some of you old-timers have continued to visit Infomaniac but others fell to the wayside whether it was through the ravages of drink or incarceration or insanity…we’ll never know. Of course in SID’s case, his absence was due to a long stay at Fat Camp.
Let’s get started then, shall we?
CONVICT…
It’s a Convict sandwich! With Piggy and Tazzy as the bread!
TATAS…
THE SMUNTS (SMUNTY STEVE AND CARLY)…
AWAITING…
MAIDY…
GEO…
SID (STUPID IRISH DADDY)…
FIRST NATIONS…
Bitch will cut you.
TICKERSOID...
FROBISHER...
TAZZY AND INEXPLICABLE DEVICE…
BEAST…
EROSWINGS…
CYBERPETE…
KAPITANO…
And finally…YOUR HOSTESS, MISTRESS MJ…
It’s great to have you all here together again. You’ve eased my pain and made me laugh through this difficult time and for that I am grateful.
To you bitches who’ve been away from Infomaniac or the blogosphere in general for a long time…thank you so much for visiting in honour of Piggy’s memory. Whether you’re here just for Piggy Week or plan to stay awhile longer, you’re always welcome here on Infomaniac.
Cheers to a fantastic cavalcade of cunts!
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