Saturday, February 13, 2016

How cold IS it?

It is minus -43°C which converts to -45.4°F.

There is NO way to look stylish in this kind of cold.

And The Mistress must go to work.

What is the coldest temperature you Bitches have experienced?

Friday, February 12, 2016

Filthy Friday - Discount Day


Available, today only through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys

The Mistress had a sex dream about David Bowie last night, one month after his passing into the stardust.

This is the sixth (sexth?) time I've dreamed about him since January 10th.

We didn't make love just once. Oh, nooooo. Four times over the course of one dream. And it was FABULOUS.

In the final scene, I was chatting to a woman when I spotted David returning for the night from the Ziggy Stardust Tour. I told her, "I gotta go. David's back from his performance and I've got to fuck him while he's still wearing his high heels!"

Because The Mistress loves a man who can carry off a pair of high heeled boots or shoes.

Don't you?

Sunday, February 07, 2016

Why Wait...Masturbate

Thank you for your patience.


The Mistress will return as soon as possible.

Saturday, February 06, 2016

Please Excuse Our Dust

The Bad News: The Mistress continues to toil at work six days a week which leaves precious little time for blogging.

The Good News: All that time to and fro on public transit means she can READ MORE BOOKS for The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge!

We hope you Bitches have cracked open a book or two since the beginning of the New Year. Remember that we'll be checking in with you around March 1st to find out what you've been reading.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Meanwhile, Back in the Waiting Room


Apologies for the delay. Help yourself to whatever you find in the Waiting Room. The Mistress will return soon.