Birthday Blowout!

We are celebrating the birthdays of THREE Infomaniac Bitches...



Mitzi (Sunday, May 19)
kabuki zero (Monday, May 20)
Beast (Monday, May 20)

Happy birthday, ladies!!!

NOTE: If you're wondering why we're posting their birthday greetings in advance it's because the deadline for The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition is on Sunday and Mistress MJ must be on alert to announce the winner.

Hands Up!

Hands up if you've already entered The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition...





Don't get behind...



Deadline: SUNDAY, midday Greenwich Mean Time.

CLICK HERE to enter.

Filthy Friday - TFGES Edition

The Gates of Paradise aka Mr. DeVice's gaping front bottom, await you...


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CLICK HERE to visit Mr. DeVice for your chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts (TFGES).

Deadline: Midday Greenwich Mean Time on Sunday, 19th May.

Real Men Wear Green Shorts

One of the world’s largest steins. Made in Germany. Capacity—90 12 oz. bottles of beer or 8-1/2 gallons. Weight 75 lbs. The inscription on the stein reads as follows: “Whoever can empty this tankard shall be called a real man.”

Or as we here at Infomaniac like to say: "Whoever wears The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts shall be called a real man."


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Green shorts, green lederhosen...isn't it all the same thing?

CLICK HERE for your chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!

Prost!

Pubic Hair Report

We break briefly from The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition to bring you this report from our Thombeau.

Here's something peculiar and possibly disturbing. Whilst reading a book I had checked out from the library, I chanced upon a pubic hair which had been carefully taped onto page five. What can it mean?



The book, incidentally, is "1491: New Revelations of the Americas Before Columbus".

Just thought I'd share~! Have a lovely day.

Note: Everything in italics is in Thom's words.

Men in Tights

Call them what you will...tights, stockings, pantyhose, mantyhose, guylons, hosiery or brosiery.

We here at Infomaniac present to you...

MEN IN TIGHTS!

First up: The smokin' hot "stay-ups" of British stand-up comedian, Eddie Izzard...




The sweet transvestite stockings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show's scientist, Dr. Frank-N-Furter...




The knock-out fishnet body stocking of American boxer, Oscar De La Hoya...




The Bowie Bulge...



The Down Under delictum of Australian politician Alexander Downer's calf-length fishnet stockings...



We've saved the best for last.

He's the man who puts the "ho" in "hosiery."

The frisky fishnets of our Mr. DeVice...



Got a caption for this photo of Mr. DeVice? Then CLICK HERE to leave your caption at Mr. DeVice's place and have your chance to win The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts.

Houseboy Giveaway

Limited time offer!


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No purchase necessary.

A free houseboy will be given away with every caption entered at Mr. DeVice's FREAKIN' GREEN ELF SHORTS CAPTION COMPETITION.

Posing pouches optional.

Offer void where prohibited.

Click here to enter.

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!

You could win THESE fabulous Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!...



Visit Mr. DeVICE for your chance to enter and win!

The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition has been a tradition since 2004. The Shorts have travelled internationally and have been donned by many people including several Infomaniac Bitches. Read the Definitive History of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts to discover more about their amazing journey.

Think of all the Infomaniac Bitch DNA contained in the stainage.

Simply click here to visit Mr. DeVICE. You'll see a photo (which unfortunately you can't unsee) of Mr.DeVICE wearing The Shorts. All you have to do is leave a caption and YOU could be the lucky winner.

Submit your captions by midday Greenwich Mean Time on Sunday, 19th May.

Be a part of it, Bitches!