Sunday, October 04, 2015

Tinfoil Galore!

The entries are in over at Mr. DeVice's Tin Foil Top Hats & Tiaras Competition, Bitches.

CLICK HERE to see all the entries.

If you wish to vote, you have until Friday the 9th of October.

Saturday, October 03, 2015

We Sure Could Use a Little Good News Today

♪Nobody robbed a liquor store on the lower part of town
Nobody OD'd, nobody burned a single building down
Nobody fired a shot in anger, nobody had to die in vain
We sure could use a little good news today

I never thought I'd post the lyrics to an Anne Murray tune here on Infomaniac. (Feel free to mock me, as I suspect you will.)

In this song, our Annie "expresses despair over all of the violence and suffering she reads about in newspapers and witnesses on TV news coverage, and notes how wonderful it would be if, for just one day, the newspapers and television news anchors had nothing to report, because they had "nothing bad to say"."

The Mistress has a friend who is always upbeat; a real "glass half-full" kinda guy. "Mr. Happy," as I call him, has a beautiful home, a loving wife, and the time and money to pursue his passions. But as we know, those ingredients aren't necessarily the key to happiness. So I asked him, "What's your secret?" and he replied, "I don't read the news."

Personally, I like to be informed of what's going on in the world so I read the papers and watch the newscasts on TV. But it's enough to make you weep or crawl back under the covers.

To counteract all the bad news the papers deem fit to print, I click HERE and I suggest you try it out for yourselves. Their daily good news just might restore your shaky faith in humanity.

Friday, October 02, 2015

Now Accepting Memberships

Join the club...


In memory of beloved Infomaniac Bitch, PIGGY, who passed away 5 years ago today, we are now accepting memberships in the CUNT CLUB.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Gossip Girls

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Sunday, September 27, 2015

Tinfoil Top Hats & Tiaras

As annual competitions go, Mr. DeVice's Tin Foil Top Hats and Tiaras Competition is THE contest to enter.

To enter, you must fashion a tinfoil hat and/or other bodily accoutrement, take a photo of yourself wearing said chapeau/accessory (or, if you are camera-shy, put it on a melon or other head-sized object) and send the photo to Mr. DeVice (email address is in his Profile,) along with a short technical description of the hat's functions, and/or a tale of fancy to go with it.

The winner will be chosen by Mr. DeVice, and displayed on his blog. There will also be a prize.

All entries must be in Mr. DeVice's 'in box' by midnight Saturday 3rd October.

Click here for more details. 

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Tuesday, September 01, 2015

May I Buy You a Cocktail?

As an apology for not being here in your hour of need, may I buy all you Bitches a cocktail?