Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service

After yesterday’s “Your Romantic History” post, we realize that many of you are suffering from lonely hearts and could benefit once again from Infomaniac’s Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service.


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The staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured above) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up clients with you, Infomaniac’s readers.

Just jot down a few “dating profile” points about yourself in the comments box …

Your interests, sexual preference, what you want in a mate, etc.

If you’re one of the chosen few, we’ll profile you here on Infomaniac and try to match you up with one of our many clients who are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean who are looking for love.

Our dating service is also open to those who are already in relationships but are looking for “a bit on the side.”

Discretion assured!



So don’t just sit there. Call today!

Your Romantic History

Think back on your past romances …



We know you’ve all been around the block a time or two.

Of course some of you have more mileage on you than others.


We here at Infomaniac would like you to summarize your romantic history in the comments section.

Go on. Spill it.

Fashion Intervention

Surely we can’t find fault with one of the handsomest men in Blogsville.

But yes, we’re pointing the finger at our friend Donn …




Oh sure, he looks fine in the photo above (and obviously he knows how to accessorize!) but have you seen this? …




IT’S TIME FOR A FASHION INTERVENTION!

It’s our duty to pull Donn aside and critique the contents of his closet.

Go ahead. Tell Donn what he needs to do to improve his image before he’s captured by the “What Not To Wear” brigade.

If you’re so style-impaired that you can’t see the most obvious fashion crime Donn’s committed, we refer you to this post for a clue.

Not Today

Mistress MJ is overwhelmed with the workload that faces her after weeks away on holiday.



She is not accepting an audience today but will be happy to receive you on Tuesday.

Perhaps you would like to assist the Houseboys with the unpacking in the meantime?

Reading Your Blogs

Now that Mistress MJ is back from holidays, it’s time to catch up on reading your blogs.



We can’t possibly visit all your blogs as there is unpacking to do, ordering the Houseboys about, restocking the liquor cabinet, etc.

So tell us why we should pop ‘round and visit your blog today.

What have we been missing?

Flying Home

We’re flying home today via Infomaniac Airlines.




Wish us luck getting through airport security ...





See you on Sunday!

Filthy Friday – Poolside Edition

Yes, we are still on holidays.

But due to popular demand, Infomaniac presents Filthy Friday: The Poolside Edition…