Today’s request for
Celebrity Arse comes to us from
Kaz in Manchester.
She’s looking for a bit of that va-va-voom…
THIERRY HENRY’S ARSEKaz, baby. Thierry here. My arse is for your eyes only. When I get you alone I’ll show you my fine, firm, round buttocks and let you bounce coins off my buns.
In the meantime, feast your eyes on my steely thighs…

How would you like to see them wrapped around your head, Kaz darling?
Kaz, how you excite me! I’m afraid I’ve let my love for you slip out!…

Enjoy the ride, you hot thing…

Hear my prayer that Kaz may return my love…

Say you’ll be mine. Don’t let me down, Kaz. Don’t let me down!…

I’ll be inconsolable!…

BONUS!...
CLIVE OWEN'S ARSE
Kaz? Clive here. Forget Thierry. Are you free for dinner and drinks?