Monday, March 17, 2008

Blank Me, I’m Irish























Have we missed anything?

If so, fill in the blank…

____ me, I’m Irish.



And all you bitches can


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23 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:56 AM, March 17, 2008

    Umm how about

    Buy me a drink I've fucked Irish?



    ...Yeah or something to that effect

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  2. nwtrunner1:36 AM, March 17, 2008

    Jeez, following Q again! :-)

    I like the t-shirt that is Gaelic for Pogue Mahone, which gave us two of the best Irish/Celtic bands - the Pogues (Irish) and Mahones (Canadian).

    Happy St Patrick's Day everyone - enjoy the Guiness and Jameson's!

    About that drink qucifer... ;-)

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  3. Inexplicable DeVice5:42 AM, March 17, 2008

    "I'm a smug, arrogant twat in a crappy boyband. Worship me, I'm Irish."

    Oh, sod off, Ronan.

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  4. Bittersweet6:15 AM, March 17, 2008

    i shall have a day of unadulterated craic.

    Happy Pat's Day!

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  5. Tickersoid7:18 AM, March 17, 2008

    I can remember a time when they came over here and drove the busses, now they do all the stand up comedy.

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  6. KAZ8:07 AM, March 17, 2008

    Round here we get *I'll keep you awake all bloody night 'cos it's St Patrick's day - so try and stop me, I'm Irish*.

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  7. Geoff9:33 AM, March 17, 2008

    Sexualise...

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  8. Geoff10:00 AM, March 17, 2008

    ("Irish men are gooooorgeous")

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  9. The Mistress10:12 AM, March 17, 2008

    QUCIFER: I’ll drink to that.

    NWT: Maybe next time she’ll let you be on top.

    IVD: Whatever happened to Keith Duffy after Corrie?

    BITTERSWEET: My craic’s adulterated.

    TICKERS: When did buses replace donkey carts?

    KAZ: Round here they vomit green beer.

    GEOFF: You’ve thrown me with the “s” in “sexualise” as we spell it with a “z” over here, i.e. “sexualize.”

    That being the case, why does he spell it Eddie Izzard instead of Eddie Issard?

    I like my “gooooorgeous” Irishmen with big fat arses, in case you didn’t already know.

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  10. Anonymous11:02 AM, March 17, 2008

    I think I stay letting folk on top... I rebel against that in my folk life

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  11. Jenny11:57 AM, March 17, 2008

    Honestly, I think you've just about covered everything.

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  12. The Mistress1:43 PM, March 17, 2008

    QUCIFER: Eh?

    BOXER: You're letting me off easy.

    You're up to something behind my back, aren't you?

    Something Knudsen-related, no doubt.

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  13. INNER VOICES2:26 PM, March 17, 2008

    smack me im irish? i dunno, i do better here when im drunk i guess... i'll be back...

    *walks out counting pennies for bottle of thunderbird*

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  14. The Mistress2:39 PM, March 17, 2008

    VOICES: This is where you shop for your booze, isn’t it?

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  15. Frobisher2:58 PM, March 17, 2008

    I get bored with the Irish - what have they actually ever contributed.

    (guiness makes me constipated)

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  16. The Mistress3:15 PM, March 17, 2008

    FROBI: Try a Jamesons enema.

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  17. INNER VOICES3:40 PM, March 17, 2008

    ive got to start saving for one of them there t-shirts...

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  18. FirstNations6:01 PM, March 17, 2008

    'Find me a new liver, I'm Irish'

    'Irrigate my Colon, I'm Irish'

    'I live in Boston, I'm Irish'

    'Find me a virgin potato, Mickey, I'm Irish'

    oh, i could go on for hours....

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  19. Anonymous6:19 PM, March 17, 2008

    I have organised more St Paddys days parties than I care to remember ... how about

    Pay for your own drinks...

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  20. Peevish McSnark6:42 PM, March 17, 2008

    Give me money, I'm Irish... but I'm really not, actually. I'm mostly Welsh, with enough English, Scottish, and Italian mixed in to make it interesting. But I speak fluent blarney!

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  21. Manuel8:22 PM, March 17, 2008

    you should have seen the classic I had to serve today......mutton dressed in green in still mutton.....

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  22. Old Knudsen5:18 AM, March 18, 2008

    oppress me

    pistol whip me

    shoot at my peaceful protest

    speak slowly

    give me a tan

    I'm ugly because

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  23. Romeo Morningwood8:52 AM, March 18, 2008

    If there aren't any snakes in Ireland then what do they have to control the Gerbil population?



    OH!

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