Testicle Tuesday in the Pink Room

It's been two years since we've visited the Pink Room. Let's pop in and see what's happening, shall we?...


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Pink Room Reno

It's unlikely I'll be free on Valentine's Day as I'd promised. I'm busy renovating the PINK ROOM...


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For those of you unfamiliar with the PINK ROOM, I suggest you click here.

Thank You, Pink Partiers!

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Thanks to the 23 Infomaniac Bitches who made the Pink Party a success by submitting a host of pink objects to decorate the Pink Room.

As a result of your good behaviour at the party, Mistress MJ saw no need to reach for her Pink Mace of Malice…

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Nor did she feel the need to release Inexplicable DeVice’s Pink Doll of Doom upon you…

All in all, it was a splendid affair.

Thanks to everyone who submitted pink objects and everyone who dropped by simply to bask in the pinkness of it all.

Let’s do it again sometime!

And to those of you who haven’t noticed, there’s cake for you in the post below.

Party Cake

The Pink Party isn't over until you’ve all eaten a slice of cake.

The Cherry Pink Party Cake is ready.

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(Click to enlarge)

Help yourselves, bitches.

Pink Party

Are you ready to party, bitches?

Mistress MJ invites you to a PINK PARTY here at Infomaniac.

We asked you to submit PINK OBJECTS for the Infomaniac Pink Room and now it’s time to invite you in for a look around.

Attention Mago: As you can see from the photo above, we already have a pink worm so we won’t be needing yours…

Who’s that pulling up to the curb? Oh, I see that all the party-goers have packed into Miss Scarlet’s pink Nissan Figaro…

Thanks to Mitzi, you’re greeted at the door by the High Priestess of Pink: Miss Barbara Cartland…

But what’s this? It seems that Dame Barbara isn’t the only Royal personage in the house. Inexplicable DeVice (IVD) invited Prince Harry…wearing pink underpants!...

A word of warning before we get this party started…

Miss Boxer has assumed the role of bouncer, should things get out of hand…

And remember…Miss Boxer is in charge of the VODKA FOUNTAIN.

Let’s turn on the lights for a good look around, shall we?

I’ll just flick the switch on this stunning light fixture submitted by new Infomaniac Bitch, Zenfancy…

Welcome, Zenfancy! And thanks for the illumination.

Now that we can see, please note the lovely pink flocked wallpaper that Miss Janey spent all day hanging…

Have a seat, won’t you? Rocking chairs provided by Princess…

And I stole THESE from The Hair Hall of Fame when Salon Manager Mr. Cookie wasn’t looking!...

So, what’s everybody wearing?

There’s Hayward sporting the stunning Darya-e Noor pink diamond…

I’ve always wondered where Hayward gets his money, haven’t you?

CyberPete has ditched his Crocs (as there is a No-Crocs policy in effect)…

(thanks, Princess)

Instead, CyberPete’s wearing these rather hideous pink pumps..

CyberPete is Infomaniac’s reigning High Maintenance Queen so expect a hissy fit from him at some point during this party.

Look who’s late to the party and couldn’t even be bothered to change out of her famous fluffy pink dressing gown…

It's Miss Roses!

Did you at least shave your legs, Miss Roses?

Expect to find Miss Roses passed out in the vodka fountain as the party progresses.

Sooner rather than later, I’d say.

Nibbles, anyone? Manda has provided a pink party platter…

If you’re still peckerish, er, peckish, XL is whipping up a CAKE in the MixMaster…

Thirsty? See Roxy by the pink Pepsi Machine…

We wonder what else Roxy's dispensing.

That Pepsi goes right through you, doesn’t it? Never fear. Random Chick has installed a pink urinal…

Games, anyone? Make balloon elephants with Damien!...

Wait up…that’s a rather unusual trunk, isn’t it?

Music? Crank it up, DJ Geoff…

Who’s the wallflower? Oh, it’s Mr. Peenee!...

Says Mr. Peenee, “My pink wall. I carry it with me wherever I find myself. It's perfect for posing or for just propping yourself up when you've had too much of whatever it is you've had too much of.”

Hot from dancing? Grab the pink swim caps provided by Designing Wally and go for a dip..

Or strip down to your pink package like Mr. Cookie!...

Yes, that really is Mr. Cookie.

Giving AyeM8y’s “Little Pirate” stiff competition as the Official Penis of Infomaniac. Perhaps it’s time to hold a contest!

Along comes Felix in Hollywood with his Cyberskin…

Was Mr. Cookie used as the mold for this item, by any chance?

As the party gains momentum, Miss Normadesmond has issued a public health warning to us…

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And finally…

Thanks to Stacia, our dearly departed blogging friend Piggy is represented here today…

"OINK!"

Says Stacia, “He has fabulous hooves and he sits in judgment of you.”

Thanks for coming, bitches!

Party on!

P is for Pink

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Monday, February 14th.

Party in the Pink Room.

Coming Soon…Pink Party!

Thanks to the 21 Infomaniac Bitches who submitted photos of pink objects for Monday's PINK PARTY.

Mistress MJ is pleased.

Frilly Pink Fanny Panties!

Have you submitted your pink object yet?

If not, see our previous post for more information.

The deadline for submissions is Saturday, bitches.

Pink-O-Rama

Infomaniac is putting out a call for PINK OBJECTS!

You bitches must rummage through your photo folders or browse the Internet for photographs of PINK OBJECTS that you would like to see in the Infomaniac Pink Room.

kabuki zero (pictured above) would be the perfect centerpiece for the Pink Room were he not so busy packing, popping muscle relaxants and listening to Donna Summer.

Being kabuki is a full-time job, ladies and gentlemen.

But back to the task at hand.

Miss Retro Roxy (above) with her pink flamingo collection

Do not be distracted by the hair. Focus on the PINK OBJECTS.

Now pay attention...

Send Mistress MJ a photo of an object of any kind that you’d like to see in the Pink Room.

(Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)

It doesn’t have to be an item of furniture or décor…ANYTHING GOES!

It just has to be PINK!

We’ll post your pink pics in a PINK FEST post sometime next week.

NOTE: Please send only ONE pink object. Pick your fave. We know it's tough!

Retro Roxy Rocks the Pink Room

By now you’ve all met Infomaniac Bitch Roxy, haven’t you?

But did you know that long before Infomaniac had a Pink Room, Roxy had a Pink Room?...

Pink Room Replacement Supervisor

Mistress MJ could no longer abide having a child in her employ (or under her roof, for that matter) and has decided to replace her with this young dandy…

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Behave yourselves in the Pink Room or I’ll have you thrown to him.

Pink Room Supervisor

Knowing that you bitches cannot be left unattended in the Pink Room without getting into all sorts of mischief (even whilst wearing shackles and leg irons,) we have appointed this CHILD to act as the Pink Room Supervisor…

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The Pink Room

At last it's time for the big reveal.

Ladies and gentlemen…

THE PINK ROOM!

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For it is here that we intend to cloister our most difficult Infomaniac Bitches…

…those who do not respond well to The Oubliette and must be disciplined and calmed by other methods.*

*research based upon the pink prison experiment by Alexander G. Schauss, Ph.D., 1979.

“Holy Jayne Mansfield!” we hear you gasp.

We here on the Infomaniac Design Team await your feedback.

Note: A special thanks to Thom of Chateau Thombeau for providing the wallpaper...