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Showing posts with label butchness. Show all posts
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Wednesday, March 14, 2012
Winner of The Butchest Bitch Competition!
So who’s the butchest Infomaniac bitch?
She’s a WOMAN, Bitches! W-O-M-A-N!
“See the coat. The coat is made of horsehide. See the gloves. They are made of goatskin. See the hat. The hat is made of 100% Australian wool felt. See the plugs. They are made of Indonesian buffalo horn. See the cigars. They are made of cheap. Add a Native American in jeans, Docs and a black tank top and you have what FirstNations wears on pretty much a daily basis."
Congratulations, Ms. First Nations! YOU are the butchest bitch!!!
Actual quote from Ms. Nations when this contest was proposed…
“I so have this one knocked....
*scratches match on beard stubble, lights cigar* oh yeah.”
Actual quote from Ms. Nations on voting day…
“Everyone seems to be overawed by the mere thought of competing with the powerful 'butch' rays emanating from my butchness. As well you should be! *stands atop pile of burning harleys firing a gun and drinking warm elk blood*”
Thanks to all of you Bitches who did your manly best to assert your inner butch.
All you Bitches who lost … to a WOMAN!
She’s a WOMAN, Bitches! W-O-M-A-N!
Congratulations, Ms. First Nations! YOU are the butchest bitch!!!
Actual quote from Ms. Nations when this contest was proposed…
“I so have this one knocked....
*scratches match on beard stubble, lights cigar* oh yeah.”
Actual quote from Ms. Nations on voting day…
“Everyone seems to be overawed by the mere thought of competing with the powerful 'butch' rays emanating from my butchness. As well you should be! *stands atop pile of burning harleys firing a gun and drinking warm elk blood*”
Thanks to all of you Bitches who did your manly best to assert your inner butch.
All you Bitches who lost … to a WOMAN!
Monday, March 12, 2012
Vote for the Butchest Bitch
It’s time to choose the butchest Bitch!
See for yourself what happened when Infomaniac Bitches were asked to photograph the butchest thing in their house.
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Anyone is eligible to vote in the Butchest Bitch Competition.
The winner will be posted sometime on Wednesday, March 14th.
Let’s get started!
AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE)…
"What's the, "BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!", you ask? That would have to be my pneumatic nail gun. I use it with my 33 gal. 6hp. air compressor."
MS. FIRST NATIONS…
"See the coat. The coat is made of horsehide. See the gloves. They are made of goatskin. See the hat. The hat is made of 100% Australian wool felt. See the plugs. They are made of Indonesian buffalo horn. See the cigars. They are made of cheap. Add a Native American in jeans, Docs and a black tank top and you have what FirstNations wears on pretty much a daily basis."
kabuki zero…
"kabuki humbly submits one dirty mechanics tool set, read em and weep bitches. I kabuki zero - oriental princess - is butch beyond reason."
PRINCESS...
"One never knows when one might experience a little trouble in the “Rumpus Room” resulting from over exuberance and ending in a nasty mishap. What with squeaking sling chains, an over taut rope or two, or even a loose fitting gag... One never knows which skills might be called upon... Princess always has her emergency tool kit at hand. Take it from Princess Darlings... being the good ex Boy Scout that I am... One should always “Be Prepared”."
MR. COOKIE…
"Kevin weighs in at just under eight pounds. He's very lovable, and fearless. We did a Mars Genetics Panel on him and he is 50% Jack Russell, 25% Shih Tzu, and 25% other, including .82% Great Dane. He prefers to play with the big dogs at Doggie Daycare. He's cute, but he'll knaw your ankles down to the bone on command."
MISTRESS MADDIE…
"The cock screw,err, corkscrew is butch in the Casa, Do you know how hard you have to screw to get it out!"
"My sport briefs are butch, for what I put in them!!!! And some Butch is usually pulling them off!"
"Plunger. Just because I know how to use it is butch enough. I plung with it, shoot it across the yard to get escapee houseboys, and then there's that trick that Macgyver showed me."
MITZI…
"Looking around the house in search of something butch, proved very difficult indeed. Here goes: Vanilla protein powder great for building muscles, I like to add a couple of scoops to my cake/biscuit mixture, you can really taste the vanilla, unlike the extract stuff you get in supermarkets. A replica of Castell Coch in Wales by Liliput Lane, on rainy days I like to sit and gaze at it, I like to pretend I'm Rapunzel locked up in the tower, letting my hair down for passing tradesmen to climb up. A collection of miniature crested china ornaments, I think one of them is a candle snuffer, and lastly some Irish stout to put "hairs on your chest"."
MR. PEENEE…
"This pipe wrench is the butchest thing in mrpeenee's house. Through some odd twist that even I am not sure about, I actually have two. Maybe because I am so very butch. Maybe. I also like it because of its popular name, "Monkey Wrench." Monkey wrench is one of the terms I like to say aloud in different funny voices. Try it yourself. The next time you find yourself in the yogurt aisle at the grocery store, or at Liquorette, start repeating "Monkey wrench" in a variety of tones and accents. Be sure to include your Thurston Howell voice. I'm sure you'll be impressed with the results. I know I was."
NORMADESMOND…
"Butchest thing i could find, my business card."
SCOTSYANK…
"How about a luscious little ice bucket, with a horse-racing theme, made largely from naugahyde?"
TOPHER…
Topher’s butch item speaks for itself. No description needed. And yes, it’s really his.
MR. LX…
"Pix of the Butchest Thing In The House attached.
Did I win?"
See for yourself what happened when Infomaniac Bitches were asked to photograph the butchest thing in their house.
Anyone is eligible to vote in the Butchest Bitch Competition.
View the photos, read the descriptions and leave a comment telling us who you think deserves the title of Butchest Bitch.
The winner will be posted sometime on Wednesday, March 14th.
Let’s get started!
AYEM8Y (MEAN DIRTY PIRATE)…
"What's the, "BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!", you ask? That would have to be my pneumatic nail gun. I use it with my 33 gal. 6hp. air compressor."
MS. FIRST NATIONS…
"See the coat. The coat is made of horsehide. See the gloves. They are made of goatskin. See the hat. The hat is made of 100% Australian wool felt. See the plugs. They are made of Indonesian buffalo horn. See the cigars. They are made of cheap. Add a Native American in jeans, Docs and a black tank top and you have what FirstNations wears on pretty much a daily basis."
kabuki zero…
"kabuki humbly submits one dirty mechanics tool set, read em and weep bitches. I kabuki zero - oriental princess - is butch beyond reason."
PRINCESS...
"One never knows when one might experience a little trouble in the “Rumpus Room” resulting from over exuberance and ending in a nasty mishap. What with squeaking sling chains, an over taut rope or two, or even a loose fitting gag... One never knows which skills might be called upon... Princess always has her emergency tool kit at hand. Take it from Princess Darlings... being the good ex Boy Scout that I am... One should always “Be Prepared”."
MR. COOKIE…
"Kevin weighs in at just under eight pounds. He's very lovable, and fearless. We did a Mars Genetics Panel on him and he is 50% Jack Russell, 25% Shih Tzu, and 25% other, including .82% Great Dane. He prefers to play with the big dogs at Doggie Daycare. He's cute, but he'll knaw your ankles down to the bone on command."
MISTRESS MADDIE…
"The cock screw,err, corkscrew is butch in the Casa, Do you know how hard you have to screw to get it out!"
"My sport briefs are butch, for what I put in them!!!! And some Butch is usually pulling them off!"
"Plunger. Just because I know how to use it is butch enough. I plung with it, shoot it across the yard to get escapee houseboys, and then there's that trick that Macgyver showed me."
MITZI…
"Looking around the house in search of something butch, proved very difficult indeed. Here goes: Vanilla protein powder great for building muscles, I like to add a couple of scoops to my cake/biscuit mixture, you can really taste the vanilla, unlike the extract stuff you get in supermarkets. A replica of Castell Coch in Wales by Liliput Lane, on rainy days I like to sit and gaze at it, I like to pretend I'm Rapunzel locked up in the tower, letting my hair down for passing tradesmen to climb up. A collection of miniature crested china ornaments, I think one of them is a candle snuffer, and lastly some Irish stout to put "hairs on your chest"."
MR. PEENEE…
"This pipe wrench is the butchest thing in mrpeenee's house. Through some odd twist that even I am not sure about, I actually have two. Maybe because I am so very butch. Maybe. I also like it because of its popular name, "Monkey Wrench." Monkey wrench is one of the terms I like to say aloud in different funny voices. Try it yourself. The next time you find yourself in the yogurt aisle at the grocery store, or at Liquorette, start repeating "Monkey wrench" in a variety of tones and accents. Be sure to include your Thurston Howell voice. I'm sure you'll be impressed with the results. I know I was."
NORMADESMOND…
"Butchest thing i could find, my business card."
SCOTSYANK…
"How about a luscious little ice bucket, with a horse-racing theme, made largely from naugahyde?"
TOPHER…
Topher’s butch item speaks for itself. No description needed. And yes, it’s really his.
MR. LX…
"Pix of the Butchest Thing In The House attached.
Did I win?"
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Wenis Wednesday - Butchest Bitch Reminder
A reminder to submit your entry for the butchest thing in your house by the end of February.
That's TODAY, Bitches.
And given that it's a leap year, you had a whole extra day.
Do NOT make Mistress MJ come over there and get you.
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Wenis Wednesday – Butch Contest Edition
A reminder that you have until the end of February to submit a photo of the butchest thing in your house.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Are YOU the Butchest Bitch?
Show us your tools!
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Or whatever you may have lying around your property that reeks of masculinity...
Sports equipment, sewer snakes, caulking guns, Aqua Velva aftershave, etc.
Because there’s something about an Aqua Velva man…
If it’s butch, we wanna see it.
This contest is open to men AND women!
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YOU could be the Butchest Bitch here at Infomaniac if you follow these simple instructions:
1. Email a photo of the butchest thing in your house. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
2. Include a description of the item.
3. Submit the photo by the end of February.
Are YOU the butchest Bitch?
Or whatever you may have lying around your property that reeks of masculinity...
Sports equipment, sewer snakes, caulking guns, Aqua Velva aftershave, etc.
Because there’s something about an Aqua Velva man…
If it’s butch, we wanna see it.
This contest is open to men AND women!
YOU could be the Butchest Bitch here at Infomaniac if you follow these simple instructions:
1. Email a photo of the butchest thing in your house. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
2. Include a description of the item.
3. Submit the photo by the end of February.
Are YOU the butchest Bitch?
Thursday, February 16, 2012
The Butchest Bitch Competition
Do you remember rummaging through your closets to find the gayest thing in your house?
Well now it’s time to find the BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!
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YOU could be the Butchest Bitch here at Infomaniac if you follow these simple instructions:
1. Email a photo of the butchest thing in your house. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
2. Include a description of the item.
3. Submit the photo by the end of February.
Surely even the nelliest amongst you have something butch lying around the house…
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So go have a rummage through your garden sheds, garages, basements, backyards or bedroom drawers for THE BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE.
This contest is open to both men AND women!
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Does this football make me look butch?
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Well now it’s time to find the BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE!
YOU could be the Butchest Bitch here at Infomaniac if you follow these simple instructions:
1. Email a photo of the butchest thing in your house. (Email address is in my Blogger Profile.)
2. Include a description of the item.
3. Submit the photo by the end of February.
Surely even the nelliest amongst you have something butch lying around the house…
So go have a rummage through your garden sheds, garages, basements, backyards or bedroom drawers for THE BUTCHEST THING IN YOUR HOUSE.
This contest is open to both men AND women!
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