Do Us All A Favour

If you are a parent or if you know someone who is a parent, do us all a favour and teach your kids some manners.



And furthermore, if the little bastards are running around screaming and shouting in a store, get them the hell out of there.

Oh, and happy Mother's Day.

Of Mothers and Muscato

Happy Mother’s Day…

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…to all the rest of you, that is.

*sobs into pillow*

On a more uplifting note, today is Muscato’s birthday!

An honour he shares with the late Bea Arthur…

In honour of Mother’s Day, Muscato’s birthday, and missing Bea Arthur, let’s drag out our Golden Girls Nesting Dolls once again, shall we?...

Tea, anyone?

Mum’s the Word

Yeah yeah I know you Brits all celebrated Mother’s Day back in March.

But in Canada, U.S., and Australia (anybody else?) today is Mother’s Day.





If my mum were alive, she would be absolutely horrified by my blog.

How about the rest of you?

Does your mum read your blog? If so, what does she think of it?

And if she doesn't know about it, why haven't you told her?

Or if your mum has passed on, how do you think she’d react to your blog if she could read it?







Happy Mother’s Day to all of you mums out there!

And remember to call or visit your mums and bring her something nice, you cheap bastards.

Sorrowful Sunday

Today we continue our ‘Poor Poor Pitiful MJ’ theme as I bemoan the fact that all you Brits are spending Mother’s Day with your mummies, eating Simnel Cake.

Yet I, an orphan, cannot enjoy the company of my mum since she passed away years ago.

(insert sounds of sobbing here)

Mother’s Day isn’t until May in Canada but that’s beside the point.

You and your mummies are all stuffing your faces on Simnel Cake, which, ‘til Geoff posted about it , I had never heard of nor eaten.

But apparently it’s what you do on Mother’s Day over there. And more Simnel Cake again at Easter.

Although I’ve never seen a Simnel Cake on Coronation Street so can it really be real?







I don’t suppose you’ll save me a slice.

You won’t even think about me, will you?

Alone.

Motherless.

Sans Simnel Cake.