Smartest Canadian

Donn: Not just another pretty face with a big pistol


Congratulations to Infomaniac bitch DONN (Homo Escapeons) who wins The Knudsen Award for “Canadian With The Most Smarts” 2009.






Behold Donn’s gigantic brain on display: a marvel of science…




Click here to give Donn a handjob.

Filthy Friday

I am honoured to accept the prestigious Knudsen Award for Most Filthy Blogger 2008.





Knudsen has presented me with this award, in his words, “for yer contribution to lowering the tone of the Blogosphere in a likeable and amusing way.”

I am touched to be recognized for my contribution to society.






“Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!" --Divine, Pink Flamingos

Yet I shall never achieve the summit of smut as practiced by the late, great Divine who reigned supreme as The Filthiest Person Alive.

For I have yet to eat a dog turd.



Thanks for the award, Knudsen. It's a fucking honour.