Infomaniac: gloryholes

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Tazzy and Piggy’s Glory Hole

Here we are in Penistone, a small market town on the edge of Yorkshire’s Pennine hills.

And what’s that on the lower left corner of the stone?

Yes, indeed, it’s a gloryhole!

And look who’s here…

Everyone’s favourite homosexuals, Tazzy and Piggy!

Here’s a couple of pics of Piggy and Tazzy waiting for the punters…

Piggy

Tazzy

What’s that muck on Piggy’s wee shoe?

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Build Your Own Glory Hole

Tired of having to leave the house for a good time?

Now you can build your own private gloryhole thanks to the instructions posted on cruisingforsex dot com (nsfw, obviously).

Here’s what you’ll need for this DIY project:

1/4 inch plywood panel, hole cutter bit, drill, sandpaper, 1 can of flat black spray paint, and a hungry friend.

STEPS:

1. Measure the exact width of your door jamb.

2. Buy 1/4 inch plywood, cut the width, or have it cut exactly. Usual door jambs are 30 inches wide.

3. Buy a 2, 3, or 4 inch diameter circular hole cutter bit for your drill. Figure out the best place for the hole and let the hole cutter do the work. You can do this by putting your ass against the plywood and then positioning your own cock while standing (go for shorter, since tall guys can adjust easier than short guys can).

4. Once the hole is cut sand the hole carefully.

5. Spray paint the wood flat black.

Few things in life this easy to make will give so much enjoyment!

The hole should be sized obviously larger than your cock, but too small to get your balls through as well. This is to allow for the sensation of banging your nuts against the hole during a blowjob. This will stretch your cock to maximum size.