Kinky Bitch Barbie

Finally, a Barbie I can identify with …


Black Canary Barbie



Ken! Where’s my dinner, dammit?

Pooper Scooper Barbie

You thought Barbie was all about ball gowns, high heels and dream houses.

But even tiara-toting glamour girls must be responsible citizens and clean up after their pooches.

Barbie feeds her dog Tanner a biscuit which looks remarkably like a turd. Tanner then poops out the bikkie and Barbie cleans up the resulting muck with her magnetic pooper scooper. View video clip here…

And there’s African American Pooper Scooper Barbie too whose dog, oddly enough, is darker than Caucasian Barbie’s dog…






Ken is notably absent from the scene. That philandering fruitcake must be out cruising.