Slacking on Shaving

Apparently, men are shaving less during the pandemic while women are shaving more.

When was the last time you shaved? 

Fourth of July Festivities

If you must attend Fourth of July festivities, PLEASE remember to wear a mask...

Covidiots

This was the scene yesterday at Toronto's Trinity Bellwoods Park...

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An estimated TEN THOUSAND people crowded into the 37 acre park. To give you an idea of the size, Central Park in New York City is 840 acres, and Kew Gardens in London, England is 300 acres.

Recently, Toronto and other Canadian cities reopened their park amenities after a two month closure due to the pandemic. A caution was issued to limit the size of your group, and to remain six feet apart. 

This is proof that Canadians are just as stupid as everyone else in the world.

Canadian Ingenuity

Daniel Rotsztain made a video of himself walking through some of Toronto's busiest streets while wearing a machine that ensures he stays at least two metres (six feet) from others.

In order to avoid physical contact with structures, cars and other people, he's forced to venture out into the middle of the street.

Click here for the full story and the video clip.  

I don't know about you Bitches but The Mistress could really use one of these social distance machines. How is your social distancing going?

Handshaking

Experts agree that handshaking needs to stop; not just during the current pandemic but forever more.

Dr. Anthony Fauci says, “I don’t think we should ever shake hands ever again, to be honest with you. Not only would it be good to prevent coronavirus disease, it probably would decrease instances of influenza dramatically in this country.”

We here at the Infomaniac Medical Clinic have long avoided shaking hands whenever possible as we view human beings as walking petri dishes. 

Where do you Bitches stand on handshaking? Do you shake? Will you continue to shake when this blows over? 

And what do you do when someone extends their hand and you want to decline a handshake?

Toilet Tuesday

Reading on the toilet...

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Are you for or against it, Bitches?

Public Service Announcement #33

Do you lick your fingers to flip the pages of books, magazines or newspapers?...


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Stop it. Stop it, right NOW.

We do not want your germs.

Unless it's your own personal property and you don't plan on lending it to someone else, do NOT lick your fingers to turn the pages.

Same goes when you're at the office and handing out pages of a report to your colleagues. No finger licking to separate one page from another.

You work in retail and you're counting money into the customer's hand? No finger licking to separate the bills.

If you really need to get a grip, there are products on the market such as rubber finger tips...



Or finger cots...



The Mistress has spoken.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Shower Time?

This man hasn't showered in 12 years, and he doesn't smell...



Dan Whitlock, a chemical engineer believes that humans don’t need to shower to be healthy, and that a daily soap scrub may actually remove a beneficial type of bacteria that keeps the bacteria that contribute to body odour in check.

He sprays himself with an odourless fluid he invented, called 'Mother Dirt AO+ Mist’ containing bacteria that are intended to eat the ammonia in our sweat.



How often do you shower, Bitches?

Dirty Laundry

If your undergarments could talk, what would they say about you?

Get Your Cock Out

On Mondays, Norma's cock always gets a good airing...


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We here at Infomaniac advise the rest of you to do the same.

Hand-Drying Hygiene

When was the last time you saw one of these in a public lavatory?...


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Aside from being unhygienic, the continuous cloth towel roll frequently jammed.

So how should we dry our hands? Paper towels? Warm air hand dryers?



Studies have found that "hand dryers harbour bacteria and can blast germs into the atmosphere and promote infection."

Another study suggests that "paper towels are more efficient because they dry hands quicker and prevent transfer of germs."

Yet another study concludes that "paper towels and warm air hand dryers have the highest environmental toll."

Then there's the Dyson Airblade. Here we see Sir James Dyson of vacuum cleaner fame who states that "the Dyson Airblade hand dryers dry hands quickly and that the digital motor self-adjusts 6,000 times a second to maintain optimum efficiency."

I'm seeing more and more of these in public toilets. The hand dryer, that is...NOT Sir James.

Dyson's come up with another hand-drying innovation...the Dyson Airblade Tap Hand Dryer (click illustration to enlarge)...

The Dyson Airblade Tap Hand Dryer combines a faucet and a hand dryer, letting users dry their hands at the sink, rather than hiking over to a hand dryer and letting water drip all over the floor. Dyson thinks it ultimately "ought to be in everybody's house" as it's more hygienic than using and re-using hand towels. But with a price tag of £999, we won't be seeing one soon in the Infomaniac salle de bain. If you want to see how it works, click here for a video clip.

So how do you dry your hands in a public toilet facility?

Nose Waxing

For your DIY nose hair removal needs, look no further than Nad's Nose Wax...



NAD'S. You heard me right, Bitches.

Follow these 5 simple steps to hair-free nostrils:

1. Heat Nad's Nose Wax in the microwave.

2. Dip the SAFETIP™ end of the applicator into the Nad’s Nose wax.

3. Insert the SAFETIP™ applicator into the nostril.

4. Let the wax cool inside the nostril for 1 1/2 -2 minutes.

5. Hold the stem of the applicator tightly and pull down in one swift movement.



Instructive video clip here.

Kit also contains "Calming Oil Wipes" and moustache stencils for men who want to protect their taches from the wax.

Nad's Nose Wax doubles as a deep pore cleanser.

Would you use it?

Public Service Announcement #20

Brush three times a day.


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This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Are You a Nice Girl?

Are you a nice girl?

Click on the list below (to enlarge) and tell us if you follow these tips for good grooming etiquette.


Source: The Woman’s Home Companion, August 1940
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Inner Cleanliness

Just as Norma was getting a handle on her hygiene issues, her laxative started talking to her…

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Undies are Gossips!

It’s not just her friends who are talking about Norma…

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Someone should tell her about “undie odor.”

Idle Gossip

You know how it is at a coffee klatch.

The conversation soon turns to gossip…

Will the law ever require women who are careless about their breath to wear bells warning others of their approach?

Poor Norma. We’re always talking behind her back…

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Public Service Announcement #15

See how they talk behind Norma’s back? …

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Don’t be that gal.

Wash your damn hands, Bitches.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

To Shave, or Not to Shave

That is the question.

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Where do you stand on the issue, Bitches?

(This topic applies to any and all genders.)

Note: There's a birthday post below this one for Geoff!

Filthy Friday

Mistress MJ finds this part of her day so tiresome...

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