Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Covfefe Coffee Klatch

Perplexed about Drumpf's use of the non-word "covfefe," The Mistress and Norma decided he meant "coffee klatch" or "Kaffeeklatsch"...

Won't you join us?

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Happy Days and Holidays

The Mistress survived another vacation with Norma...

Please forgive me as I take my time getting back into the swing of things.

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Wet Shave or Dry?

Wet shave (with shaving cream and a razor)?...

Or dry shave (with an electric shaver)?...


Which method of shaving do you Bitches prefer?

And have you ever had an old-fashioned wet shave from a barber with a straight razor (aka “cutthroat” razor) and hot towel?...

And do you remember your first shave?

Wednesday, May 10, 2017


A new study suggests STRIPES might be making us ill...


Scientists warn that stripes in architecture and clothing may trigger migraines and epileptic seizures.

“Vertical orientation of stripes are in general worse than horizontal,” said Dr Dorothée Kasteleijn-Nolst Trenité, an epileptologist of UMC Utrecht.

“Examples of striped patterns that are potentially provocative in daily life are rolling stairs, venetian blinds, striped clothes and buildings.”

Oh dear...

Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Grease is the Word

Thieves are going after grease...

... and these grease grabbers are stealing it from restaurants. As much as $75 million of grease is illegally siphoned every year.

The demand for fryer oil, aka “yellow grease” is on the upswing. A spike in biofuel prices has increased demand for the golden gunk to be refined into biofuel for cars and trucks.

Recently, two men were arrested for grease theft at a Wingstop restaurant in Knoxville, Tennessee. They were set to walk away with over 2,000 pounds of yellow grease, which they could have sold for about $600. 44 similar thefts were reported in that same time period.

“It’s like crack money,” Sumit Majumdar, president of Buffalo Biodiesel Inc. told Bloomberg. “There’s an actual market for stolen oil. It’s almost like a pawn shop or scrap-metal business.”

Lock up your deep fryers, Bitches.

Sunday, May 07, 2017

Do You Wear an Apron?

In Canada and the U.S. we call it an "apron." In the U.K., you might hear it referred to as a "pinny." And in Germany, I believe the word is "Schürze." (I hope Herr Mago will correct me if I'm mistaken.)

Do you Bitches wear an apron while cooking or baking or barbecuing?

If so, do you prefer a full frontal coverage apron (as pictured in photo #1) or a half apron (as pictured in photo #2)?

Do you prefer a utilitarian, no-nonsense style or something frilly to flounce about the kitchen?

And finally, do you have any novelty aprons (i.e. aprons with funny images or sayings)?...

Tell us about your aprons, Bitches.

Thursday, May 04, 2017

World Naked Gardening Day

Saturday, May 6th is World Naked Gardening Day...

And while you're pottering about in the garden, grab your ...



Coming, later this year here on Infomaniac.

Monday, May 01, 2017

The Merry Month of May

MAY, 1975.
Click to embiggen the calendar...


What happened in May, 1975?

May 2: David Beckham, English footballer/underwear model was born...

May 3: "He Don't Love You (Like I Love You)" by Tony Orlando and Dawn topped the Billboard Hot 100 chart and remained there for three weeks...

May 4: Moe Howard, leader and last survivor of The Three Stooges, died...

May 10: Now you can record TV shows! The Betamax home videotaping system was introduced by Sony with the LV-1901 going on sale in Japan. The unit, which contained a color TV, the recorder, and the tapes, retailed for $2,488 (equivalent to more than $9,000 USD in 2010)...

May 11: A crowd of about 75,000 people in New York City's Central Park celebrated the end of the Vietnam War. Organized by Phil Ochs, the rally included music performances by Bob Dylan, Pete Seeger, Joan Baez, and Paul Simon...

And, in all likelihood, in May, 1975 some of you Bitches were up to no good.