Friday, March 28, 2008

Filthy Friday

What have you bitches done to deserve such a punishment?

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31 comments:

  1. Tickersoid12:37 AM, March 28, 2008

    Yay firsties!

    Whinging and moaning on the previous post for a start.

    Is the whip really neccessary, couldn't we just say a few 'Hail Mary's?

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  2. Anonymous12:38 AM, March 28, 2008

    I for one continue to stay atop of my staying filthy-minded and cantankerous game quite nicely

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  3. INNER VOICES1:14 AM, March 28, 2008

    WTF!?!? its still thursday! is this how i always seem to stagger my way into the conversations late!?!? its still thirsty thursday for me! i just finished repairing the log splitter i flipped over last weekend and viewing video footage of the vacation i just missed out on....

    wait, this isnt the bitching and moaning comment box any more is it?!?!?


    so what did i do to deserve this punishment? i constantly look to the sky and loudy say "fuck you god!!" if there is ultimate punishment to dole out lets have it!

    hmmm... this must mean his minions, (yerself) are put here to serve us our final sentences.

    *gets on knees, ready for lashings and spits out his last words*

    "supercalifragilisticxpialidosious!!"

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  4. Miss Smuggersham2:50 AM, March 28, 2008

    Um. I just used the five second rule to eat something that fell on the floor.

    If you don't punish me, the bacteria will.

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  5. Daisy2:56 AM, March 28, 2008

    i must have been very bad because i feel like i am dying...cough cough...sneeze...no more runny nose...beat me if you want just stop the nose from running!

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  6. Inexplicable DeVice4:26 AM, March 28, 2008

    Well, I didn't make full use of one of Tim's comments by turning it into a filthy innuendo.

    I deserve to be punished!

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  7. Old Knudsen4:27 AM, March 28, 2008

    I'm always a good boy.

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  8. Frobisher7:36 AM, March 28, 2008

    Tame - can we have more cock please?

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  9. tony8:22 AM, March 28, 2008

    I Want To Leave My Job!
    I hope,when i do, They have a whip-'round for me...........

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  10. Romeo Morningwood8:49 AM, March 28, 2008

    That

    That

    Dude looks like a Lady!

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  11. Neponset River Bridge Dig10:06 AM, March 28, 2008

    I've been real bad -punish me good!!!

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  12. The Mistress10:14 AM, March 28, 2008

    TICKERS: I’m consulting the Vatican’s ‘Book of New and Improved Mortal Sins’ to see how many Hail Marys and Our Fathers you’ll recite.

    QUCIFER: And good on you for it!

    VOICES: You are a modern day Rip Van Winkle who’s fallen asleep and woken up in a different decade.

    Try to keep up.

    T-BIRD: You’ll be punished by a husband and wife team: Sam and Ella.

    DAISY: I can hear your nose yelling “Blow me!”

    Or is that Inner Voices talking in his sleep?

    IVD: I thought today marked the first day of your being without a demon box.

    I’m so glad you’re still here!

    Did I just say that?

    KNUDSEN: You’ve moved me to verse…

    Little Jack Horner sat in the corner,
    Eating a Christmas pie:
    He put in his thumb, up Knudsen’s bum
    And said, “What a good boy am I!”

    FROBI: I don’t want to be accused of being all cock and no action.

    TONY: Let’s hope they don’t pistol-whip you.

    DONN: Take a walk on the wild side.

    RICH: Have you ever had a coffee enema?

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  13. INNER VOICES11:40 AM, March 28, 2008

    i like a good spanking now and then, so what ever it is i need to do to be punished is all good with me. now bring me some coffee, i like it with a lot of sugar.

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  14. KAZ11:48 AM, March 28, 2008

    I've been very idle - I obviously need whipping into action.

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  15. The Mistress12:27 PM, March 28, 2008

    VOICES: Sugar? It’s sweet you want?

    You’ll get the Caramel Macchiato enema.

    Venti.

    KAZ: Idle?

    Coincidentally, tomorrow is Eric Idle’s 65 birthday.

    As punishment, you must entertain me with one of my favourite songs.

    Dressed only in a loin cloth, sing along with Eric Idle to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.

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  16. INNER VOICES12:34 PM, March 28, 2008

    "thank you master, may i have another..."

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  17. eroswings12:35 PM, March 28, 2008

    Donn, I'm with you on this one: That dude looks like a lady! And for pointing out her flat manly boob (pec?), she/he is trying to silence me from spreading the news to the masses...

    Also, I lied to a bum at the stop light, telling him I had no change...why should he get drunk off my hard earn money? I was going to spend that money on getting drunk myself! And I did!!!

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  18. Jenny12:54 PM, March 28, 2008

    I punch, I do not get whipped.

    (It's just a little rule I have.)

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  19. The Mistress12:59 PM, March 28, 2008

    VOICES: No more for you ‘til you’ve held the last one in for an hour.

    BINGOWINGS: You did the right thing withholding your spare change.

    You gotta fight for your right to party.

    BOXER: I thought you were all tied up for the weekend.

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  20. CyberPete1:05 PM, March 28, 2008

    I'm still wondering what IDV has against blue carpets. Except they aren't exactly fashionable

    Is that Alicia Silverstone?

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  21. INNER VOICES1:17 PM, March 28, 2008

    now you know im not supposed to do that... *jumping up and down from foot to foot*

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  22. Jenny1:23 PM, March 28, 2008

    you won't get rid of me that easily.

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  23. The Mistress1:32 PM, March 28, 2008

    CYBERSLUT: Alicia Silverstone impersonator in drag, more like.

    VOICES: *hands Voices a pair of rubber pants*

    BOXER: Dios mio.

    *makes sign of the cross*

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  24. CyberPete2:00 PM, March 28, 2008

    I didn't think there was a difference

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  25. BEAST2:24 PM, March 28, 2008

    Anyone attempting to whip me will find the whip shoved squarely up whichever orifiicome to hand first

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  26. KAZ3:48 PM, March 28, 2008

    How on earth do you know about Eric's birthday - did he invite you to his party?
    I've already sung Maggie May for you today and I don't do encores ...or loincloths.

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  27. INNER VOICES3:54 PM, March 28, 2008

    *it put the pants on its skin* oooooooaahh... these are a little tight! gives me that nice moose knuckle look! thanks, so when does the punishing begin?

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  28. Mr. Shife7:13 PM, March 28, 2008

    Well I thought about anal fissures and brief jerkies so I guess I deserve some sort of beating.

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  29. The Mistress12:15 AM, March 29, 2008

    CYBERPETRA: Right you are.

    BEAST: Come again?

    In English this time?

    KAZ: I know when all your birthdays are.

    See YOU in September.

    VOICES: You’ll know when it starts.

    In the meantime, enjoy the element of surprise.

    Whoa! What’s that rancid coffee smell?

    *sprays blog with room deodorizer*

    MR.SHIFE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Anal fissures and brief jerkies? You’ve got just what it takes to be an Infomaniac reader!

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  30. Anonymous6:04 PM, March 30, 2008

    Is this a man? Looks like hair on it's chest.

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  31. The Mistress7:03 PM, March 30, 2008

    MYTOES: Didn't you ever hear mothers say, "Eat your crust. It'll put hair on your chest?"

    Your guess is as good as mine.

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