The Key to the Closet Door

"Some men drink to drown their sorrows, others to hide their fears. For a great many latent gays, alcohol holds the key to the closet door."

Does this...


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Lead to this?...


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If so, you may be a latent homosexual with a drinking problem...

"Latent homosexuals often require the excuse of "being drunk" before they are able to give in to their true sexual desires."

"As a bachelor and a construction foreman, George enjoyed a well-paying job and ample opportunity to engage in all the heterosexual activities he could want or need."


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"The fact that he seemed to drink excessively was attributed to the stereotype of the hard-drinking construction worker and to his own admission that he liked "getting drunk with the boys.""

So why not join the Infomaniac Drinking Team...


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... and get drunk with the boys!

The Infomaniac Drinking Team: Here for you, whatever the season, whatever the reason.

Prinny’s 50th Birthday Party!

Princess turns fifty on Tuesday but since it’s already Tuesday in Australia, let the celebrations begin!



Looking good for 106, Princess!

Oh, our mistake. The bakery got the orders mixed up. Although why Prinny is wearing the cake on his head is anyone's guess.

Let the party games begin, Bitches!...


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Anyone care to dance?



Go easy on the jazz hands, would you?

Hey, bartender! Who does a Bitch have to do to get a drink around here?



Let’s all of us Bitches from The Infomaniac Drinking Team raise a glass to the old dear, shall we?...


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRINNY!!!

Get Moving, Bitches!

Mistress MJ recommends that everyone get a little exercise today.

Let’s look in on the Infomaniac Gymnasium, shall we?

It appears that the Infomaniac Drinking Team got Mistress MJ’s memo.

Girls Gone Wild

The door swings open on another wacky weekend full of amusing antics with the Infomaniac Drinking Team…

Get Your Tits Out!

Mistress MJ is ready for the weekend…

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Will the Infomaniac Drinking Team be joining me?

Fasten Your Booze Bonnets

New Year's Eve special! Act now!

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Free booze bonnets to members of the Infomaniac Drinking Team!

Wassailing Weekend

Mistress MJ has a whirlwind weekend of a-wassailing ahead of her and will rejoin you on Monday.

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A Message from the Infomaniac Drinking Team

Crocs and flip-flops will be disqualified from our Fave Shoes Photo Competition!

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We’d rather you go barefoot.

For details on the contest, click here.

A Message From the Infomaniac Drinking Team

The Tequila Gun

The bad news: Due to excessive use at Miss Scarlet’s birthday party, the vodka fountain is broken.

The good news: You’re all getting tequila guns!

Knock yourselves out, bitches!

Good Morning, Bitches

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This has been a message from the President of the Infomaniac Drinking Team.

Exposed! – The Infomaniac Drinking Team

Following a night of debauchery…

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…the Infomaniac Drinking Team hides their faces in shame as the police and the press close in…

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Really, we don’t need this sort of publicity around here, ladies.

Ladies' Night

Vodka fountain out of order?

That never stopped the Infomaniac Drinking Team from having a good time.

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Above we see Miss Roses taking her place at the whiskey dispenser as the rest of you queue behind her.

Later that evening…

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Later That Evening...

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The Infomaniac Drinking Team

The Infomaniac Drinking Team is now in session…

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