Monday, December 11, 2017

An Invitation

Tickets are now available for the Infomaniac Christmas Party!...

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You are invited to the Infomaniac Christmas Party, taking place this coming Saturday and Sunday (December 16-17.)

How many tickets do you want? Who are you bringing?

Saturday, December 09, 2017

Bubble Machine

With the holiday season in full swing, we here at Infomaniac have installed a bubble machine...

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Friday, December 08, 2017

Filthy Friday - Stain Removal Edition


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How do you Bitches remove stubborn stains?

Thursday, December 07, 2017

Ba-Dum-TUSH


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Rolling Stone released a 100 Greatest Drummers of All Time list but we here at Infomaniac would like to know...

Do you Bitches have a favourite drummer?

Do you play the drums or have you ever taken a lesson?

Have you ever slept with a drummer?...

Wednesday, December 06, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - All-Day Breakfast Edition


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Where do you Bitches go when you're hankering for an all-day breakfast?

Tuesday, December 05, 2017

Eye Wash Station

For the benefit of our more sensitive readers, an eye wash station is being installed, here on Infomaniac...

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Comments have poured in over the years from distressed readers such as Mr. Peenee who said, "I don't understand why that harridan continues to exhort us to "Click to enlarge..." when there is already more information on hand than we need. All I want is to bleach my eyes."

We here at Infomaniac wish to point out that bleach is hazardous. Therefore we have installed an eye wash station for your health and safety.

-- The Management

Monday, December 04, 2017

The Dating Game

Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service invites you to participate in a televised dating game. Here are this week's contestants...

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Left to right: Bachelor #1, Bachelor #2, Bachelor #3.

Tell us which man is for you and how you plan to spend your date.

Note: Contestants have undergone background checks to prevent this sort of thing from taking place.

Sunday, December 03, 2017

Exclusive Suite Sale

Step right up, Bitches! Hurry down to our sales office!...


Be the first in line to book your suite in the new wing of the Infomaniac Villa of Queens Old Homosexuals' Haven Retirement Home!

Exclusive deal open only to Infomaniac Bitches, regardless of their sexual orientation. LGBTQIA! YAY!

Purchase your suite today and collect points on future purchases with the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

You don't have to be retired to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime offer. Plan ahead!

Tell us which suite you want and what you're looking for in amenities.

Act now, while units last!

Saturday, December 02, 2017

Weekend

The Mistress has recuperated from her injury and all is well...

What kind of weekend are you Bitches having?

Friday, December 01, 2017

Filthy Friday - Nutrition Edition

Peel that banana and what do you see?...


PHLOEM BUNDLES!...



See those stringy bits? Technically, they're called "phloem bundles" (pronounced "FLO-em") and they distribute nutrients up and down the banana as it grows. They're a rich source of potassium, fibre, vitamin A, and vitamin B6.

We here at Infomaniac want to know ... do you Bitches eat the phloem bundles?

Thursday, November 30, 2017

Fill in the Blank

NORMA AND HER (fill in the blank) ...

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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - It's Hammer Time!


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Tell us about your most recent DIY project.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Monday

It's Monday. Shouldn't you be getting ready for work?...

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Friday, November 24, 2017

Virgil, Quick, Come See, There Goes Robert E. Lee

Click here to read an excellent post by Mr. Peenee regarding the removal of Confederate monuments of the Civil War.

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Note #1: My idea for posting this image came from a comment by Normadesmond on Peenee's post.

Note #2: This blog post title contains lyrics from "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," a song written by Robbie Robertson and released on the 1969 album, The Band.

Note #3: We are installing this statue of Divine in the Infomaniac Sculpture Garden

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Happy Thanksgiving, American Bitches!

Could you at least try to look thankful?...

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Wenis Wednesday - The Happy Organ

Seeing this...

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.. reminded me of a cheery little instrumental made famous by Dave "Baby" Cortez in 1959.

Bitches, turn up the volume for "The Happy Organ"...

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Socks and Sandals

Didn't we warn you Bitches about this, years ago?

Monday, November 20, 2017

Book Report

Remember the The 2016 Infomaniac Book Challenge?



No, we're not doing a 2018 Book Challenge just as we didn't do a 2017 Book Challenge.

But we here at Infomaniac would like to know if you read any interesting books this year. And what are you currently reading?

At the moment, The Mistress is reading this...



... which is a coincidence because Charles Manson has finally gone to hell.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Sleep - It's Wonderful!

Or so I've been told.

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The Mistress is experimenting with a variety of sleep techniques.

Regular posting will resume sometime on Monday if The Mistress gets a good night's sleep, for a change.

While The Mistress is sleeping, do NOT look through her diaries.

Singspiration Sunday

It's Me Again Lord...

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And more from the same group ...


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Saturday, November 18, 2017

November is Wake to Music Month

Since November is Wake to Music Month...

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We here at Infomaniac want to know...

Do you Bitches wake up to music?
If not, how do you wake up? An alarm clock of another sort? An app? Someone vigorously shaking you? You awake naturally? The crow of the cock?

Looks like the merriment extends through December too...


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Photo source: LIFE (magazine) 26 Nov 1956.

NOTE: Infomaniac Bitch, Eroswings has published an interesting piece on classical music over at Eros Den. He's started a new series called "The Sound of Music" and it's worth checking out.

Friday, November 17, 2017

Facial Fitness

With The Mistress injured, it seemed that keeping fit was futile, aside from shoulder shrugs and stretches. Enter, this album...


FACIAL EXERCISES!

As it says on the cover, "Milady can now create Beauty, Glamour and Personality with her Holiday Magic Informative Cosmetics FACIAL EXERCISES and massage routines for skin beauty that help hold back the signs & lines of age."

The album is narrated by the accomplished Hollywood makeup artist and host of The Ern Westmore Hollywood Glamour Show, Ernest Henry "Ern" Westmore...

Ern Westmore on the set of TV show The Ern Westmore Hollywood Glamour Show.
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Ern was from a family of legendary makeup artists and his father, George Westmore was Winston Churchill's barber. Ern, considered the most talented of the Westmore Brothers, worked at RKO, 20th Century-Fox, Warner Brothers, and other film studios.

Portrait of the makeup artist as a young man...

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 And later in life...

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Unfortunately, Ern was forced to leave Warner Brothers due to chronic alcoholism. He also "struggled in his personal life due to his vices, having been married four times." Ern died of a heart attack in 1967.

But before his demise, Ern left Hollywood to become spokesperson for the door-to-door Holiday Magic cosmetics company (masterminds of the Facial Exercises album.)


"I'm going door to door to make you this incredible offer!"

Several years after Ern's death, Holiday Magic found itself in hot water for being one of the largest pyramid schemes of all time, defrauding investors of millions of dollars.


So, where was I? Oh yes, the FACIAL EXERCISES... 
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If you're bursting to do the above illustrated exercises along with me (and Ern) click here to listen. Then turn your record over to hear more.



Ern promises that regardless as to whether you're young, middle-aged, or ON THE WRONG SIDE OF FIFTY, you can become a far more attractive person than you ever dreamed possible.

As well as guiding us through FACIAL EXERCISES, Ern spends considerable time extolling the virtues of such Holiday Magic cosmetic products as:

Strawberry Frappé Cleansing Cream
Fruit Tang Skin Toner
Papaya Dew Moisture Cream
Mint Ice with Honey & Almonds
Lemon Delight Eye & Throat Oil
Avocado Hand Cream
Banana Body Lotion



The infomercial portion of this album only served to make me hungry, thus piling on more pounds that I'm sure facial exercises alone cannot correct.

What about you, Bitches? Have you ever tried facial exercises? Or have you tried keeping fit by listening to an exercise album?

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Be Careful What You Wish For

In a previous post, The Mistress said her idea of a perfect weekend was staying in bed. Well, her wish was granted...

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An injury on Friday confined The Mistress to her bed for the past several days. The upside, as you can see, is that she was able to tackle the stack of books at her bedside.

How about you, Bitches? Have you ever wished for something and had it come true, only to discover that it wasn't as good as what you expected?

Friday, November 10, 2017

Filthy Friday Cocktail Challenge

You are given 2 ingredients...



Create a classic cocktail.

Thursday, November 09, 2017

Breakfast With Norma

Must bring Norma her breakfast...

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Wednesday, November 08, 2017

Monday, November 06, 2017

Match-Meet

Match the faces in the top panel with the wenises in the bottom panel.

Answers are at the right hand side of the bottom panel but try not to peek.
CLICK TO ENLARGE BOTH PANELS.

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Saturday, November 04, 2017

Fur-niture

Following the previous post in which we discussed our animal friends sharing our beds...

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... we now turn our attention to a line of feline furniture from Japan. The pieces consist of scaled-down, miniature versions of human-sized furniture...


More to see here....

And closer to home...

Your cat or dog can now have his/her own bed thanks to a new line of pet furniture from IKEA...


Although try telling that to Norma's baby...



Or LX's Lola and Nikko...